>Go back to university as an adult to get a proper education
    >Attend many a lecture
    >Old fashioned pen and paper
    >Surrounded by tards who goof off on laptops
    >Sit at the front of the hall so I do not get distracted
    >First year class, kids are little shits whose phones are always going off
    >Teacher is either beta or doesn't care
    >Go online
    >http://www.wikihow.com/Build-an-EMP-Generator
    >Build it and place it in a nodescript box
    >Make sure it has an adequate power source
    >Modify the toggle to have an electric timer switch
    >Set countdown for middle of class next day
    >Sit on the opposite end of class
    >Watching my watch, counting down
    >RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
    >All hell breaks loose
    >People siting near the box are killed due to the interruptions to their nervous systems
    >Various electronic gadgets near people cause samll fires, especially phones in pockets
    >The hall's lights fail
    >Darkness, fire, screaming, death
    >FBI investigates this terrorism and keeps it on the down low because they don't figure out it was me
    >University hushes it up to maintain its reputation
    >"Electrical fire"
    And that's how I developped a drinking problem