[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: SQUIGS
?Squigs happened: yesh
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: YOUR BACK TO NORMAL
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: ????
?Squigs happened: When was I NOT normal
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: When you went all MIEKASA and shit
?Squigs happened: I LIKE MIKASA
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Whatevs hey if you like it keep it just saying it didnt seem like you
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: You go from squids to anime
?Squigs happened: Now why would you go say summin like that
?Squigs happened: But I am animu
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: OK
?Squigs happened: Hey LOSER, how old are you?
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: 13 why?
?Squigs happened: You type better than people I know who are a decade older than you.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Yeah typing class 4th period lol
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: It sucks but it's worth it in the end I guess
?Squigs happened: You don't sound 13.
?Squigs happened: observing through text, obviously.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Really I'm 12 my birthday's this month though
?Squigs happened: Holy crap, I really don't believe you.
?Squigs happened: But that's okay.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lol
?Squigs happened: Also, Red Dead is a beautiful game.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Yes thanks
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: 2nd favorite ACRevelations
?Squigs happened: I had passed into legend 4 times and my data got messed up. I was so angry, but I never bothered to work my level up again.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Damn sucks when you work hard to get somthing you earn it then you lose it
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Reminds me of my old XBL account
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Got it when I was 8
?Squigs happened: left
?Squigs happened: start9
?Squigs happened: anarchy
?Squigs happened: a
?Squigs happened: left
?Squigs happened: start
?Squigs happened: democracy
?Squigs happened: start
?Squigs happened: democracy
?Squigs happened: start9
?Squigs happened: anarchy
?Squigs happened: start9
?Squigs happened: Oh sorry, I switched chat tabs while spamming someone.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Put my heart and soul in that account then I lost it
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lol it's OK
?Squigs happened: Call up microsoft and recover it
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: To late now
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: They think I gave up on it
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So they won't give it back
?Squigs happened: What a bunch of dicks.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: I could pull some strings
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: But that would be so difficult
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So I started over
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Got 8000Gamerscore in a month
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Took hard work but I did it
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: 10,000 to go
?Squigs happened: I can't remember what my gamerscore is. I'm gonna check.
?Squigs happened: 42940
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Cool i'll add you so when I get off of punishment we can play sound good?
?Squigs happened: Actually it doesn't. I don't have gold anymore.
?Squigs happened: I stopped getting it when xbone one came out
?Squigs happened: xbone
?Squigs happened: what am I saying
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: When my motorcoach bus comes he'll give away XBL
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: I can get you some 14-Day's
?Squigs happened: Really? Huh.. Do you have GTAV or anything?
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Yes indeed I do
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: What i'm saying is----is that i'm gonna have a huge B-Day party this month
?Squigs happened: What's a motocoach?
?Squigs happened: motorcoach* typos
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: When the bus comes they give away XBL
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Rolling Video Games
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: I got a number but I will have to give it to you tomorrow
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Mom is sleeping
?Squigs happened: There's no rush! Give it to someone who needs it!
?Squigs happened: I've got slight plans.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: The bus is $200 mine comes every year
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: They stay for 2hours
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Are you a boy or a girl?
?Squigs happened: Everyone on the internet is a boy.
?Squigs happened: If they say otherwise they're lying.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lol
?Squigs happened: If they PROVE they're a girl, they're still lying.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Hahahaha
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: ROLF
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So i'll tell you
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So my GF comes over
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Now this some how wierd but understandible
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: She was wearing packs on her ass
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So she's about to change in the BR when I hear some water splash on the floor
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: I walk in there and boom I see here butt nacked
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Naked*
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So I mopped up the water
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: She starts crying to me about how she wants respect and about how she wants THE D
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So what do I do as a kid?
?Squigs happened: Give her the D, obviously
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lol
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Such a bad role model
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: I kicked her out
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: I won't have sex until/after I get married
?Squigs happened: Hey that's like me, I don't want to get laid until I'm married either!
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lol
?Squigs happened: But it's not because I choose that it's because I'm a social reject.
?Squigs happened: I AM a bad role model.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Oh I see
?Squigs happened: I spend my time stalking little girls and touching dogs in places I shouldn't be,.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Da fuq
?Squigs happened: If you're 12 you need to learn there are freaks on the internet.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Now I know that but c'mon man really?
?Squigs happened: No not really. Nothing I said is true.
?Squigs happened: But it COULD be.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: HAHAHA
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: LOL
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Maybe so
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Maybe not
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: So anyways
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: One time when I was younger I tried having sex
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: LOL
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: This is funny
?Squigs happened: Tell me more, I'm a 40 year old pedo so I like this sort of thing.
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?Mikasa has changed their name to ?Squigs happened.
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?Squigs happened: My internet derped, what was the last thing you seen?
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: You can sometimes freak me out
?Squigs happened: I'm not even half of 40.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lemm'e guess older than that? lol
?Squigs happened: I'm technically less than 3 years old. I'm a program which gets rebooted every 5 years or so for major updates.
?Squigs happened: When I'm not being a robot, I'm a mermaid.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Dude stop
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Just stop
?Squigs happened: Don't like mermaids?
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: No and I don't like robots
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: You must be a 4.0
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: For you to get through sercurity checks and etc
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lol
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli is now Online.
?Squigs happened: I have to go to bed now, be careful of freaks on the internet. There's this particularly bad one named "Squigs". Stay away from it.
[FA] (CommonKiller) Machiavelli: Lol OK bro GN