Black cards:
_______.  In my _______.
(Something about the call having a game of the week)
Ew, who the hell would reblog _______?  Oh. Irre.
What's Dranar mad about now?  _______ and ________.
"_________", you mean you've never heard of it?
I'm suck a ________. 
What word did Data mangle the pronunciation of today?
What did Irre spend his paycheck on?
How do I ________?  with(VectorCalculus);
I already got the ________.  Might as well get the lube.
SUP _________.
What the fuck did I just get linked to?
If you like your _____, you can keep your ______
After encountering __________, I added _____ to my filters on derpibooru.
Why were you doing ________ on So?'s ship?
Lunar was appointed moderator of /r/___________.
All I got for Christmas was a brand new __________.
Cheers placed a _________ next to __________.
What turns you on, Princess Celestia?
________ left their mic open and we heard __________.
Stupid, sexy ______.
DataSurge's new name is ________.
I want to write an entire song about uncomfortably tight condoms and the joys of _______.
_________.  Thanks, __________.
What is Dranar trying to make an obscure joke with this time?
Chains hates _______.
I joined the call and everyone's avatar was _________.
____________? That's a subreddit?
Always talking about ______________________.
I had to sit out of raid because of ___________________.
Why play Guild Wars 2 instead of ________________?
What's Barril ranting about now? _______________________.
A customer at walmart asked about ________________________.
Twitch Plays ___________________.
Call is dead, might as well ________________.
What is that pony doing?
What is the call topic?
Accidentally adding _______________ to the call.

White cards:
The Allmighty Annoying Squirple Box
Pissing on Chalce's cat. (doubles for wgittg pack)
Keeping the call going on raid night
Rhiv's hatred of vegetables
Drinking sangria while on antidepressants
Uptight bastards who keep NSFW emotes off
Perverts who keep NSFW emotes on
Recognizing a person by their white noise signature
Cheers' uncanny memory for fetishes
Mazzy, the loudest cat
Dranar's Unfathomable Rage
Irreama
Duru
Data
Cheers
So?
Chalcedon
Rhiven
Wonder
Dranar
Barril
Pandiot
Lunarwolves
Gob
AJ
Derrterr too
Prince Jesus of Mexico
Using your phone for internet because the router is too far away
Wonder spouting Wonderisms
Shitting on mimes.
Smaller assholes stored inside other normal sized assholes.
The almighty squirple cube.
Blenderloo
$130 buttholes
with(VectorCalculus);
Wherever the hell TN went
Spending your friday night with a 6 pack of craft beer, your W-2, and Turbotax's web client
NoBananaland
Pan's crackling.
Iron Dome
Only drawing humans because ponies aren't interesting enough
The noises Chalc makes when narrowly avoiding death
Heavy Breathing
High Threadcount Sheets
Butts
Storing several smaller assholes inside a single, larger asshole
Learning Japanese because you're totally not a weaboo.
Playing racist cards when Cheers is Card Czar.
Rhiv screaming like he's being brutally murdered
Chalcedon repeating himself. (Chalcedon repeating himself...)
Talking over Wonder
Irre's current horse waifu
Secret of the Magic Crystals
Bulldozer
Too many legs!
Using every part of the animal
Sim City
World of Warcraft
Guild Wars 2
Irre's Starbound Server
Eurotruck Simulator
Getting banned from Twitch
Irre's obsessive and disturbing love of Equestria Girls
Game of the Week.
Four liters of Coca-Cola, a handle of bacardi, dragon dildos and a box of tissues.
Steam Gift Rape
Mann vs. Machine
Another bad pun
Vroom!
Oculus Rift
Barril's fetish for cybernetic enhancement
Lewd
Topic Changing Wars
TC's Ambiguous Nationality
Edge Bomb
Law of Call Conservation
NSFRhiven.jpg
Steam Chat
Did you get that like I sent you?
Dramatically reading subreddit titles
/r/MLPLounge
/r/WhereDidTheSodaGo
/r/ShowerThoughts
Shower Beer
Working at Walmart
Too many links on the dance floor!
Incompetent Lightning Dust
Slice of Pony Life
Ask Gamer Luna
Ask Princess Molestia
reaction GIFs
Fandom Drama
Fuck you, I'm funny
Cheers' Random Screeching DIssonance
Cheers' Ninja Rope Skills
Ganging up on Cheers
Strategically placed turrets
Robotic Voices
Worms Rage
A shattered headset
Chucklefish Cheers
Thank God he's gone.
worst person
Rhiven's Sigh
Irre's Fetish
Spitfire
Bestaloo
Cheer's anti-drop alarm
I'll get the lube
cold balls
Data's new anime
Florida
assbastard
lego hentai
playing WoW
large lesbian girlfriend
Chalc's guitar
Data's avatar
Wonder's junk
macho madness
background pony
steam trading card
non-horse porn
anti-friction spray
thrusting
my fist
fingering a yogurt container lovingly
forgot push-to-talk
boarpocalypse
voice
deviantart
Jesus "Jack Daniels" Christ
Monks (Nothing else will do)
unrealistically large testicals
sniping heals
ass-tastrophe
making the penises kiss
ambiguous sexuality
cats that lick the floor
Boners
unzipped dicks
500APM while masturbating
Masturbating while muted
Communal Masturbation
"Naptime"
Needing to explore
So?'s secret electrical powers
fueling the bone
assing my chaps
Fucking Java Build Path Errors
Syntax Errors
Irre's Irrational Hatred for Beer
West Coast Master Race
East Coast Master Race
Irre's Mysterious Fanfic
Never Finishing a Civ Game
Trying to force white cards
Trying too hard
That's Racist
Drawing only humans
Iron Dome
Sgt. Duru's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Saving Pvt. Duru
Rhiven's irksome hatred of Anthro Ponies
Darqwolff
Luna Plushie
How about no.
Goddamn it Puush
Succulent Mantits
Awkward hugs from Irre
Potato
Latvia
Twitch Plays Pokemon
The walking feels
Annoying your cat because you're bored
Such is life
Abandoning a game just as you join it
No
Yes
buying Divine Rapier on Crystal Maiden
Dildo fights at Bronycon
Another fucking CMC Episode
Greenbow Dash
The Doctor's Three Penises
e621
Five Guys Burgers and Fries
...
I don't even
More faces for the Machine
Kicking Skipsy from the call.