the only wway to get wwhat you wwant
is to become a murderer yourself
an oh my dear swweet vvati thats wwhat i do
its wwhat i LIVVE for
to help unfortunate seafolk like yourself
poor souls wwith no one good to turn to

i admit that in the past i wwas a little lame
they wwerent kiddin wwhen they called me wwell a dwweeb
but youll find that nowwadays
im good at makin people pay
got some powwer got a scepter killed a plebe
(or ten)

an i fortunately knoww a feww tactics
its a talent ivve studied hard to gain
oh dear vvati dont you laugh
i use it on behalf
on the miserable an pointless an insane
like you

poor incompetent souls
in pain in need
this one longin to wwiser 
that one wwants to get the troll
an do i help them
yes indeed

those poor incompetent souls
so sad so YOU
they come flockin to my hivve cryin OH MORA PLEASE
an i help them
a course i do