Hey,
I want to apply for this amazing clan, because I fell in love with fear and his fear_cm-Penis. 
I just cant live without his HUGE head entirely in my ass. He's probably the only individual whose BMI is higher than his actual IQ. This is what makes him an ideal sex partner. 
The names of the suitor that fucked his mom would not fit on any toilet paper. Just as his mom was a cheap whore Fear continued this lifestyle and you can go fuck him on the McDonalds toilet for nothing more than a cheeseburger. 
He keeps on eating and increasing his weight for his noble goal to someday stop all famines in the world at once by killing himself and feeding his body.
His navel is currently being explored by speleologists, he's storing enough food in his folds caused by his unimaginable and immense flab to supply America's army for all time.

I do everything he says coz I'm afraid if I don't... - he might just take a seat.. on me:(
This is why I keep banning players illegitimately without any cogent reason. Just beacause I'm afraid and I don't wanna miss Fear's butt love. 

On the one hand, I want to be fair to those players Fear forces me to ban but on the other hand I just cant live without him - That's an eternal cycle just like Fear's family tree.

To be honest.. I'm having some problems in my relationship with Fear.
He recently met with an other guy.. they watched Titanic. And I will not get rid of the idea, that the ship was not the only thing that was sunk that evening...

I hope I can save my relationship this way. If I was in the same clan as him, we would have more time together.
So plee, accept me. (otherwise you will get psl-banned)

luv ya'll 
Thomas1 aka ÖsiLauch aka #IchMissbraucheMeineAdmingewaltWeilIchEinKleinerWertloserHaufenScheisseBinUndAufMeineBannlisteEjakulierenMuss