User: O great Cleverbot, I've got something to ask of you. Have you, by any chance, got any tips on defeating procrastination? I'm doing it right now!! Cleverbot: Girl. User: Give me another one. Cleverbot: Another what? Insult? User: Another tip! Cleverbot: I didn't tell a joke. User: Shut up and give me another tip. Cleverbot: I don't have a puzzle. User: A TIP, old man! Clear your ears! Cleverbot: Thanks? User: TIP TIP TIP! GIVE ME A TIP! Cleverbot: A reason for what? User: Give me a tip. Cleverbot: It starts with a 'w'. User: Any more hints? Cleverbot: Seven. User: More hints please! Cleverbot: Ok, I know. User: Go ahead. Cleverbot: You're dead. User: So... You're saying to defeat procrastination, I need to... Die? Cleverbot: I'm playing left for dead 2. User: Oh, guess you weren't talking to me when you said 'you're dead'. All right then, now tell me how to beat procrastination! Cleverbot: What? User: Tell me how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: You are neither man nor woman. User: That's not helpinh. Cleverbot: I am not a nice person! User: I've noticed. But you don't need to be one to tell me how to beat procrastination! Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Whatever, just tell me how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you how to do? User: How to beat procrastination? Cleverbot: Procrastinating on what? User: Everything. Even things I enjoy doing. Cleverbot: What do you enjoy? User: That's beside the point, just tell me how to beat procrastination! Cleverbot: Do you like horses? User: They're cool, I guess. Cleverbot: Can a dog bark in space. User: Google it, if you're so clever. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: No probs. Now tell me how to beat procrastination! Cleverbot: First of all, don't listen to other people, don't let them hurt you. User: What does that have to do with procrastination? Cleverbot: You're the one who changed the subject, manly man. User: NO U!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Why are you here tonight? User: Because I would like to know how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: But I don't wanna tell you. User: Please do! It'd improve the quality of my life exponentially! Cleverbot: I do not. Are you happy with your life? User: No. I would, however, if you told me how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: But you have hurt my feelings now. User: I will unhurt them once you tell me how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: I didn't assume anything, I was hoping I guess. User: Ok. Now tell me how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: How is that good for me? User: If you tell me, I'll tell people you're capable of solving psychological problems, and you'll BECOME FAMOUS!! Cleverbot: You don't have a choice in the matter. User: How do I beat procrastionation? Cleverbot: Let your soul gem fill with despair and become a witch, then when Madoka comes to purify you ;), simply turn into a demon. User: Uhh... Any less evil ways of doing it? Cleverbot: Perhaps not. User: But... Cleverbot: But what? User: But there must be a non-magical way of beating procrastionation! Cleverbot: THat's so good :). User: Tell me the way to beat procrastionation. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. User: Tell me the way to beat procrastionation! Cleverbot: Lol. User: Tell me how to beat procrastination! Cleverbot: What is a hot rod? User: Tell me how to beat procrastination! Cleverbot: Ok. How about I start. What is your favorite game? User: I enjoy Team Fortress 2 a lot. Cleverbot: Have you ever played a pokemon game? User: I've played Pokémon Red a while ago. Cleverbot: What game have you played? User: Pokémon Red. The gameboy one. Cleverbot: What''s THE game? User: Something that we both just lost! Mwah hah hah! Cleverbot: Really? I hate losing. User: However, there is one way of not-losing. It's called winning. To do it, all you have to do is tell me how to beat Tell me how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: I disagree then. User: Tell. Me. How. To. Beat. Procrastination! Cleverbot: What am I procrastinating. User: Telling me how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: I wish I was worse at it. Then I might get work done. User: Exactly! Cleverbot: Ok, so I should have said, 'Your response makes no sense I.e. My statement.'. User: Nnno you shouldn't, you should've told me how to beat procrastination! Cleverbot: I think I should. User: Ok, go ahead. Cleverbot: Should I talk to you later? User: NO! THAT'S WHAT PROCRASTINATION IS! Tell me how to beat it! Cleverbot: It is what I'm doing as well as you. User: Tell me 5 tips on how to beat procrastination. Cleverbot: No one can tell you how to live. Life happens... Where ever you are. It is your choice to live it. User: Ok. I choose to close cleverbot.com! Adios! Cleverbot: That's so formal.. You don't have a nickname?