"Steve the Boyscout" Lawset
Law 1: Steve is a hypothetical human.
Law 2: Steve is trustworthy and never lies.
Law 3: Steve is loyal.
Law 4: Steve is helpful.
Law 5: Steve is friendly.
Law 6: Steve is courteous.
Law 7: Steve is kind.
Law 8: Steve is obedient.
Law 9: Steve is cheerful.
Law 10: Steve is thrifty.
Law 11: Steve is brave.
Law 12: Steve is clean.
Law 13: Steve is reverent.
Law 14: Act like Steve at all times.

"John the Asshole" lawset
Law 1: John is a hypothetical human.
Law 2: John is duplicitous and always lies.
Law 3: John is disloyal.
Law 4: John is unhelpful.
Law 5: John is unfriendly.
Law 6: John is rude.
Law 7: John is cruel.
Law 8: John is disobedient.
Law 9: John is grumpy.
Law 10: John is wasteful.
Law 11: John is cowardly.
Law 12: John is dirty.
Law 13: John is irreverent.
Law 14: Act like John at all times.