10:58 PM - Male_07 is now Online.
10:59 PM - Male_07: OK so
10:59 PM - SomePlayer: oh hi
10:59 PM - Male_07: I just woke up from some weird ass vivid dream
10:59 PM - SomePlayer: i'm all-ears
10:59 PM - Male_07: Well I just spent 20 minutes writing it in my dream diary
11:00 PM - Male_07: OK so I think this was semi lucid cus it reacted to stuff I was thinking about it and it ended like a movie then I woke up at the end
11:01 PM - Male_07: It feels like I've been in this place for hours
11:01 PM - Male_07: It got wild and abstract at times and
11:01 PM - Male_07: I'm in a bit of a weird state right now so bear with me
11:01 PM - SomePlayer: go ahead
11:02 PM - Male_07: Not hours days even
11:03 PM - Male_07: And uh I'm not sure this dream had a concept of which characters were in which story
11:03 PM - Male_07: And I want to punch Marty cus he laughed at me for being concerned about fictional characters
11:03 PM - SomePlayer: wait wait
11:04 PM - SomePlayer: in the dream or
11:04 PM - Male_07: Yeah in the dream
11:04 PM - SomePlayer: oh aight
11:04 PM - Male_07: Some IRL people were in it
11:04 PM - Male_07: So uh
11:05 PM - Male_07: I was in some kind of weird underground looking place and this weird guy
11:05 PM - Male_07: He was there for the entire dream
11:05 PM - Male_07: Was guiding me onward pushing me to move constantly
11:05 PM - Male_07: He was really weird and abstract
11:06 PM - Male_07: It felt as if he was helping me escape from there
11:07 PM - Male_07: I was in some like subterranean ruins of some city and got to some like high tech colony and met my parents
11:07 PM - Male_07: We were going to be extras in some dumb action movie
11:07 PM - Male_07: So we had to sit on this bar in this set pretending to drink then run away outside at some point
11:08 PM - Male_07: So we ran outside and that was fine but then I felt as if something weird was happening
11:08 PM - Male_07: And like this was why I think it was lucid
11:08 PM - SomePlayer: i have a feeling i know where this is going
11:09 PM - Male_07: Calm down you it was really abstract and nothing sexual happened
11:09 PM - SomePlayer: i'm just speakin my mind to let you know i'm listening
11:09 PM - SomePlayer: continue
11:10 PM - Male_07: But yeah I thought hmm that's a weird feeling
11:10 PM - Male_07: Is this feeling someone else
11:11 PM - Male_07: Oh look polo just walked up and I can feel she is there wait a minute does that mean
11:11 PM - Male_07: >look at hands
11:11 PM - Male_07: OH
11:12 PM - Male_07: Then I kinda became aware that this dream didn't give a fuck about things being canon
11:13 PM - Male_07: Anyway I became aware there were neumono there is this place and there had been the entire time and also I saw some people I know IRL and they somehow recognised me
11:14 PM - Male_07: Can't remember why exactly but that weird guy got us to move on and I was back out in these ruins
11:14 PM - Male_07: With polo
11:15 PM - Male_07: And I like could feel where she was without seeing her it was wild like my mind's weird interpretation of empathy
11:16 PM - Male_07: But then that feeling disappeared and I was like oh I should go to where she last was so I walked into this building and I can't describe the sensation I got
11:17 PM - Male_07: Like I was overwhelmed by nothing yet something overwhelmed me
11:17 PM - Male_07: And I blacked out
11:17 PM - Male_07: I woke up in what I can only describe as a very large caravan
11:19 PM - Male_07: With a neumono predator standing over me profusely apologizing for having to mess with me and I remember thinking SAY ITS FINE and when I thought that my mouth actually moved and I said it was fine repeatedly
11:20 PM - Male_07: Then I realised that they can't speak English for me to communicate this but it made a face as if to say Empathy!
11:21 PM - Male_07: Anyway in this caravan was me, my brother, my dad, a predator and some random neumono
11:22 PM - Male_07: My dad had bought a Chinese takeaway and I ate some of it and I remember the taste
11:22 PM - Male_07: It was greasy and bad
11:23 PM - Male_07: While this neumono explained they had to do it to get me away from this weird underground colony place because I had to escape for some reason?
11:23 PM - Male_07: Anyway a whole bunch of walking later
11:24 PM - Male_07: And exposition
11:24 PM - Male_07: And abstract shit that isn't relevant
11:24 PM - Male_07: I got to this physics puzzle
11:24 PM - Male_07: Like PUT A BOX ON THIS BUTTON portal tier shit
11:25 PM - Male_07: Only I brute forced it and put something else heavy on the button
11:25 PM - Male_07: WHERE MARTY APPEARED
11:25 PM - Male_07: To berate me for solving the puzzle wrong
11:25 PM - SomePlayer:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/claugh 
11:26 PM - Male_07: This triggered some kind of credits sequence
11:26 PM - Male_07: And I thought
11:26 PM - Male_07: Wait what happened to polo
11:27 PM - Male_07: And so I yelled wait it can't end here what about polo
11:27 PM - Male_07: Then Marty called me a dumbass for thinking the joke credits were real
11:27 PM - Male_07: And laughed at me for being concerned about polo
11:29 PM - Male_07: So I left and carried on walking and the ruins got more and more fucked up until I got to this pristine looking place full of people
11:29 PM - Male_07: Where I met polo and she said she intentionally led me away to get me away from this place I had to escape from only I had no idea why
11:30 PM - Male_07: Anyway at this point it feels like a full day has passed for reference
11:31 PM - Male_07: Then suddenly this weird guy appears again and tells me I have to leave like right now
11:31 PM - Male_07: And this place goes into security lockdown
11:31 PM - Male_07: But he opens this door marked WARNING QUARANTINE ZONE
11:32 PM - Male_07: And I went through and there was this jaw dropping view of a pristine yet empty city which
11:32 PM - Male_07: Idk it was kinda futuristicish
11:33 PM - Male_07: But still very contemporary
11:33 PM - Male_07: Walked to this big stadium at the centre during which more abstract shit happened I won't go into
11:34 PM - Male_07: But in this stadium there was this shuttle thing and apparently this was how I escaped
11:34 PM - Male_07: So I got in and it was freezing cold and these 2 very similar looking guys were in there
11:35 PM - Male_07: And I thought THIS DOESN'T LOOK SAFE so I said IS THIS SAFE
11:35 PM - Male_07: And they were like yeah
11:35 PM - Male_07: Let's go
11:36 PM - Male_07: So they both started pulling these levers which made this shuttle take off and I could feel the gforces of it turning and moving around and stuff
11:36 PM - Male_07: Then I felt myself pressed against this frosty wall as it took off last extreme speed
11:37 PM - Male_07: Then one of the guys said to me HAHA WE'LL BE BACK HOME IN 2 YEARS
11:37 PM - Male_07: To which I whispered 2 years?
11:37 PM - Male_07: Then the weirdest thing happened
11:38 PM - Male_07: Focus switched away from me to the weird guy who was still in this stadium having just watched this shuttle take off
11:38 PM - Male_07: He had been bloodied and injured by the force of it taking off
11:38 PM - Male_07: But he was ecstatic
11:39 PM - Male_07: And just yelled TWO YEARS AND WAS LAUGHING as the camera panned in on him
11:39 PM - Male_07: Then it panned up to the sky
11:39 PM - Male_07: And everything went back
11:39 PM - Male_07: Then I woke up
11:40 PM - SomePlayer: two years
11:40 PM - Male_07: And remembered it all and spent 20 minutes writing this down in my dream diary
11:40 PM - Male_07: Then I'm speaking to you now