"I really hate how politically correct the world is getting. I can't even say "Black paint" anymore, i have to say "Hey Jamal, can you please paint that wall for me?"
"What's the hardest part about walking trough a field of dead babies? My dick."
"What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
"You know, pedophiles may molest children at times, but at least they drive slowly in school zones... :D"
"A husband and wife are getting ready for work. The husband gets out of the shower, still naked walks trought the house. His daugter sees him and asks, 'Daddy, when will i get one of those between my legs?' He says; As soon as your mother leaves for work."
"What's the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? The boyscout came back from camp."
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve"
"Who are the worlds fastes readers? 9/11 victims, they went trought 88 stories in 7 seconds."