Natsumi has connected. Tokens dropped onto map 'School' Tokens dropped onto map 'School' Failed to paste token(s) with duplicate name(s): [Aaron Smith] Tokens dropped onto map 'School' Failed to paste token(s) with duplicate name(s): [Aaron Smith] Tokens dropped onto map 'School' Fen has connected. Natsumi Katakiri: Can I touch your scarf? Rai Nagare: NO. Izayen: So you guys Izayen: Actually succeeded Izayen: No deaths Natsumi Katakiri: Shut up Natsumi Katakiri: Please Rai? Garrett has connected. Garrett is disconnected. Garrett is disconnected. Garrett has connected. Garrett is disconnected. Garrett has connected. Garrett is disconnected. Garrett has connected. Tokens dropped onto map 'Izayens mansion. 1st floor' Izayen: Well then Rai Nagare: MOTHERFUCKING ROLEPLAY Izayen: Ok I am going to be honest with you all Izayen: I am proud of each and every one of you. I must apologize again for putting you in such a dangerous situation Natsumi Katakiri: Tch... whatever. Aaron Smith: Mhm. Izayen: Hibiki has said that she needed some time with her family, I heard her crying in her room last night when I got up to make some coffee so I drove her home. * Rai Nagare yawn. Rai Nagare: Laaaame. Rai Nagare: Off the team with her. Aaron Smith: Naturally. Rai Nagare: Lets replace her! Izayen: Rai Aaron Smith: Can we replace Rai? Izayen: We need as many pilots as possible and you know this Rai Nagare: ...Since when? Izayen: Anyway Aaron, I believe that you will no longer be the only american soon * Izayen pants start vibrating Aaron Smith: I'm absolutely ecstatic. Natsumi Katakiri: ... * Izayen flips open his phone and answers "Moshi moshi" Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, what? Izayen: Wait what are you saying? Izayen: Uuugh, I liked those guys. When the hell will they be done Izayen: When will they be done finishing with the UN? Izayen: What do you mea- Rai Nagare: HEY. Rai Nagare: I'M. Rai Nagare: BORED. Rai Nagare: You're taking too long! Izayen: Look ok, I get that it is important. Just tell me when they can get back ok Izayen: Rai bad news Izayen: Luke and jacob will be gone for a bit longer. Rai Nagare: Yaaaaaaaaawwwwn. Natsumi Katakiri: Am I supposed to know who they are? Izayen: No, they're a part of the original 3 Rai Nagare: Original 3 LOSERS. Izayen: YOU'RE ONE OF THEM YOU IDIOT Izayen: YOU JACOB AND LUKE Rai Nagare: Wrong three, retard. Natsumi Katakiri: We're dead. Natsumi Katakiri: We're all dead. Rai Nagare: Jacob and Luke are in their own trio of stupidity. Izayen: Sorry rai, I didn't mean to do that Natsumi Katakiri: What, with prick here? Rai Nagare: I'm sure you also never meant for your pants to vibrate. Natsumi Katakiri: ... Why? Natsumi Katakiri: What's wrong with pants vibrating? Izayen: My phone brat * Izayen pants start vibrating again Izayen: Only Jacob can come? What happened to Luke? Izayen: Ok... 2 weeks Izayen: I shall get his room ready Izayen: Good news rai Izayen: Jacob is coming back Rai Nagare: Your pants did it again. Izayen: Anyway Natsumi Katakiri: ... Izayen: We got 2 weeks till he comes back Natsumi Katakiri: I'm surrounded by crazy people Izayen: Untill then I want you all to live your civilian lives Natsumi Katakiri: Gee, what civilian life? Allan has connected. Izayen: Going to school, playing your video games and hanging out at the mall with all of your teenage friends Natsumi Katakiri: I've been stalked for all of mine, he (Points at Rai) is blatantly insane, and the American is staring off into space! Izayen: Hey Rai Nagare: ...What? Izayen: Aaron has some problems. Don't make fun of him Natsumi Katakiri: Oh shut up. You know its true, stalker. Izayen: Ok so you're gonna be the same boring kid as usual Izayen: Rai Izayen: Natsumi Izayen: I am going to need a bit of time with aaron alone Izayen: Oh before that Izayen: Rai Izayen: There is an adition to your room. I reccomend you inspect the changes Rai Nagare: Why did you put food in my room? Rai Nagare: Why is it behind glass? Izayen: That's not food Rai Nagare: That's food, dumbass. Izayen: That is a lizard Natsumi Katakiri: Zzzzz Natsumi Katakiri: Zzzzz Natsumi Katakiri: Zzzzz Rai Nagare: That's food. Rai Nagare: Not a lizard. Izayen: You don't eat them Izayen: It's meant to help you get over your fear of reptiles Izayen: Aaron * Izayen pulls a side arm from his pockets and hands it to him Aaron Smith: Why do I need this? Izayen: I don't mean to offend Izayen: But you need to practice Aaron Smith: Don't tempt me to start practicing now... * Izayen pats aaron on the shoulder Izayen: You can do this Natsumi Katakiri: Stop being a pedophile! Izayen: We need you all in top performance next time an angel strikes Rai Nagare: Okay, then kick everyone off the team but me. Rai Nagare: BAM! Rai Nagare: Best team ever. Natsumi Katakiri: Zzzz * Izayen The weeks pass slowly, Rai has been playing soccer through most of the days as he comes home only to eat and sleep. Natsumi stays locked up in her room studying medicine as she usually is. Aaron has been training his shot with the side arm he was given. Eventually two weeks pass and the arrival of Jacob has happened Aaron Smith: Bang. Izayen: RAI Izayen: WAKE UP Izayen: JACOB Natsumi Katakiri: Out of curiosity, why is this place so big? Izayen: Hmm? Izayen: I have a lot of money Rai Nagare: must Rai Nagare: play Rai Nagare: more Rai Nagare: football Natsumi Katakiri: Football? Or do you mean American Football? Izayen: We aren't doing this shit Aaron Smith: This is stupid. Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: Natsumi I'm going to kill you. Rai Nagare: It will be slow and painful. Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, why? Tokens dropped onto map 'Izayens mansion. 1st floor' Rai Nagare: There is no such thing as 'American football'. * Izayen turns his head as the door opens Izayen: Welcome back Jacob Allan: My apologies, I'm assuming this is the right place, sir. Rai Nagare: HEY! Jacob Knight: My apologies, I'm assuming this is the right place. Rai Nagare: HEY I KNOW YOU! Natsumi Katakiri: ... He's tall. Izayen: Mhmm. Izayen: Your room is upstairs Rai Nagare: You're that cool dude that thinks the Eva's ears can shoot lightning. Jacob Knight: ... Jacob Knight: What. Natsumi Katakiri: Ignoring the insane guy. Rai Nagare: Yeah yeah! Izayen: Anyway, Jacob. These are the two new pilots. Izayen: Aaron and Natsumi Aaron Smith: Hey. Rai Nagare: They're both awful. Aaron Smith: Says the berserk idiot. Jacob Knight: ... Jacob Knight: Very nice to meet you. Jacob Knight: I hope. Izayen: As you can see Rai hasn't changed a bit since your meeting with the UN Rai Nagare: No seriously, Aaron is the worst shot. Rai Nagare: And Natsumi is crazy. Aaron Smith: And Rai is an idiot. Natsumi Katakiri: My apologies for these three. It appears sanity is in short supply. Rai Nagare: At least I can hit things. Aaron Smith: To put it lightly. Aaron Smith: Remember that kick of yours? Izayen: We do have another however Izayen: They are currently with their family Rai Nagare: That still had a better chance of hitting than anything you pull the trigger of. Natsumi Katakiri: Oh, so that's where Hibiki went Izayen: Oh yeah I wasn't meant to let you guys know.. Jacob Knight: Rai. Natsumi Katakiri: Why should I care, prick? It's not as if I have a family to go to. Jacob Knight: ... * Izayen throws a school uniform at Jacob Jacob Knight: Uh, sir? Izayen: Mhmm? Natsumi Katakiri: Isn't he a bit old for school? Jacob Knight: My apologies, but why do I need a uniform? Rai Nagare: Oh yeah, Izayen is being creepy. Aaron Smith: Which is fairly standard, really. Izayen: ... Izayen: How old are you again? Jacob Knight: 17, sir. Izayen: Oh dear. Hmm.. Well then Natsumi Katakiri: ... Please come anyway. Don't leave me with all the crazy people. Izayen: Seems like I get someone to talk to during the day Aaron Smith: God save you. Jacob Knight: Eh. Jacob Knight: I've met worse conversationists. Natsumi Katakiri: Like Nagare? Aaron Smith: You don't talk to many people, do you? Natsumi Katakiri: No, I don't, actually. Izayen: Anyway Izayen: You three have school. When class is done meetup at the Nerv base Natsumi Katakiri: ... Natsumi Katakiri: Great, stupid plugsuits. Aaron Smith: Like we have a choice in the matter... Mr Morooka: Alright then Mr Morooka: Just what we neded. 4 more of you little idiots Mr Morooka: Now then. Guess what time it is Aaron Smith: You cloned yourself 4 times? Natsumi Katakiri: (Great, King Moron time) Mr Morooka: Hey american Rai Nagare: Woaaah. Mr Morooka: Why don't you go eat your hotdogs and hamburgers and clap at movies Aaron Smith: I'll remember that. I can do that since I actually have rights. Natsumi Katakiri: Ah, sir, that's a rude generalisation of an entire nation. * Rai Nagare snore. Jacob Knight: (Wow. I'm not even in the room and I can tell he's a douche.) Aaron Smith: (Imagine having to be taught by him.) Mr Morooka: Well then Mr Morooka: Just to make you little shits feel bad Mr Morooka: Pop quiz Mr Morooka: (First person to get the answer right gets +1 intelligence GASP RYAN BEING NICE) Natsumi Katakiri: (Prick) Mr Morooka: Now then * Rai Nagare hums BEYOND THE TIME. * Aaron Smith throws a paper ball at Rai Natsumi Katakiri: ... Mr Morooka: What is the biggest mountain known to man. I bet none of you shits know this * Rai Nagare Zzzz... CHANGE GETTER 1! Aaron Smith: Everest. Rai Nagare: GETTER RAYS! Rai Nagare: FUCKING GETTER RAYS! Jacob Knight: (Olympus!) Rai Nagare: MT. FUJI WITH GETTER RAYS! Rai Nagare: MAZINGER Z! Rai Nagare: IDEON! Mr Morooka: Well then Mr Morooka: Seems like the shitty american knows something Mr Morooka: Who would think that Natsumi Katakiri: (Zzzzz)\ Natsumi Katakiri: (Huh, wha, what? Did I just miss something?) Aaron Smith: Me. * Rai Nagare hums getter robo. Mr Morooka: Now then * Natsumi Katakiri hums Sorairo Days Mr Morooka: Since none of you actually could answer Mr Morooka: And one of you idiots Mr Morooka: For some reason Mr Morooka: Said fuji Mr Morooka: Time to educate you on geography Natsumi Katakiri: Um, sir, I'm pretty sure I'm smarter then you Aaron Smith: That's not very difficult. * Rai Nagare still sleeping. Aaron Smith: I think all you need is a pulse. Aaron Smith: And to not be Rai. * Rai Nagare still humming getter robo. * Natsumi Katakiri hums HEATS Mr Morooka: How many continents are there that you shits know of * Rai Nagare wakes up. * Aaron Smith hums Happily Ever After Aaron Smith: 7. Rai Nagare: ONLY FIVE. Rai Nagare: Because the rest are dinosaurs. Natsumi Katakiri: Australia, North America, South America Europe, Africa. Rai Nagare: Or were eaten by dinosaurs. Natsumi Katakiri: Antarctica no longer exists Mr Morooka: Well then Mr Morooka: Seems like you're trying to show me up Mr Morooka: Now then Mr Morooka: You know Australia Aaron Smith: Showing you up isn't hard. Aaron Smith: All we have to do is exist. * Rai Nagare back to sleep. Mr Morooka: Half of that place got flooded. Now it's basically a big sunken desert Natsumi Katakiri: ... Aaron Smith: im $o rich look at my money Mr Morooka: South america got hit pretty damn hard. Howerver, from all of their monkey people they figured it would be smart to start a way with eachother after it finished Mr Morooka: So now those shit for brains Brazlians are smaller than ever Jacob Knight: (Technically a 'sunken desert' is no longer a desert) Natsumi Katakiri: (Aren't we in Japan? Why do we care about Australia?) Aaron Smith: thi$ i$ a much better color Aaron Smith: Test. Mr Morooka: Now then Mr Morooka: Those Americans were lucky to make it out with what they have Mr Morooka: Surprised it didn't flood Aaron Smith: And then we came here. Lucky us. Mr Morooka: Or wage war with eachother Natsumi Katakiri: (Please let a Angel attack right now) Mr Morooka: Antartica? Aaron Smith: Who cares? * Rai Nagare still humming GETTER ROBO. Mr Morooka: That place is just a huge bloody mess. Mr Morooka: Been wiped off the earth Mr Morooka: Just like my tolerance for you shits Mr Morooka: Now then for the next conti- * Mr Morooka lets out retarded groans as the bell rings Aaron Smith: Thank god. Natsumi Katakiri: (Thank god) Nexev: Hey Nexev: You two. Nexev: Sup Natsumi Katakiri: (... creepy) Nexev: I'm having a party next month Nexev: You two wanna come? Aaron Smith: No. Nexev: What about you Nexev: Scarf dude Rai Nagare: Hmm... Rai Nagare: SURE! Rai Nagare: I'LL BRING AMERICAN ALONG. Rai Nagare: BECAUSE HE'S MY BRO. Aaron Smith: If you mean me, I swear to god. Rai Nagare: Do you see anyone else american here? Rai Nagare: YOU AND ME MAN. Nexev: Sweet Nexev: See you two there Natsumi Katakiri: ... Natsumi Katakiri: (What the hell did they just volunteer themselves for? Natsumi Katakiri: (What the hell did they just volunteer themselves for?) Jacob Knight: (Don't look at me, I'm not even actually here.) Tama has connected. Nexev: Hey hisao, we got two more people for the party Jacob Knight: ... Nexev: Who else wants to come? Jacob Knight: Wait, when did everyone get here? Natsumi Katakiri: (Fuck no) * Hibiki Miyahara was sleeping on her desk i guess Nexev: NO GIRLS AT THIS PARTY Hibiki Miyahara: Party...? Nexev: Yes I am having a party Nexev: And none of you females are allowed to come for your conspiracies Natsumi Katakiri: ... Natsumi Katakiri: Prick Rai Nagare: LET'S GO FOR Rai Nagare: TACOS! Rai Nagare: GETTER ROBO GO! Aaron Smith: This is stupid. I have... Natsumi Katakiri: Oh, and Nexev, clean the classroom Rai Nagare: CHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAANGE GETTER 1 Aaron Smith: Better, I guess, things to do. * Rai Nagare airplane soundaffects. Natsumi Katakiri: Or I'll treble your homework load * Aaron Smith hits Rai. Again. Rai Nagare: DAMN IT WOMAN, GET OUT OF MY WAY! Nexev: Fuck that i'm getting pizza Rai Nagare: GEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEER KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! * Nexev walks out of the class to get pizza with hisao * Aaron Smith dodges Gen: Oh well... I guess it is up to me again Aaron Smith: I hate this class... Natsumi Katakiri: Why do i get the feeling I'll be coming back later to clean Aaron Smith: Try not to embarass us too much, Rai. Aaron Smith: In fact, just don't speak. Izayen: Commander Shinten, Officer Gahiri, Rairu Tanade Natsumi Katakiri: (Great, more pricks) Rai Nagare: I AM SPEAKING! Commander Shinten: Please be seated Izayen Rai Nagare: I AM STILL SPEAKING! Aaron Smith: Where did I put the duct tape... * Jacob Knight salutes. Rai Nagare: YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME, WENCH! Hibiki Miyahara: Shhhh! Jacob Knight: ... Commander Shinten: Now then Rai Nagare: Paint me like one of your french dinosaurs. Aaron Smith: Are we seriously back in... * Aaron Smith pushes Rai off the desk Commander Shinten: As all of you but Jacob know, the first large angel attack happened only a fortnight ago. Since then NERV has recieved large donations from the city that we defended Rai Nagare: Blah blah blah, get on with it. Natsumi Katakiri: (Donations, or did they give it out off fear) * Rai Nagare sits on desk. * Jacob Knight coughs discretely. Aaron Smith: That's not going to work. Commander Shinten: The surpus that we have recieved from the city will be used to better equip your eva units Jacob Knight: I have read the reports; I am reasonably up to date sir. Commander Shinten: Glad to hear Jacob Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, there were reports? Commander Shinten: I understand that a few of you are still inexperienced with evas Aaron Smith: Naturally none of us got to see them. Commander Shinten: Are there any questions which I naturally asume Izayen didn't answer that you would like to present me with Natsumi Katakiri: Why didn't the rest of us get one Natsumi Katakiri: Yes, when can I leave. Commander Shinten: ... You were there, you fought the angel. * Rai Nagare picks nose. Aaron Smith: I have a question. Jacob Knight: Also, Rai and I are technically the only army personnel here. Aaron Smith: Can I shoot Rai and get it over with? Commander Shinten: No Hibiki Miyahara: Why are we piloting these anyways? I mean, why not just get professionals to do it? Commander Shinten: We need all of you Commander Shinten: ... Commander Shinten: Moving omn Aaron Smith: What if I found someone else? Hibiki Miyahara: That wasn't an answer-- Natsumi Katakiri: Your not going to get one. * Rai Nagare still humming getter robo. * Hibiki Miyahara siiiiighs... * Commander Shinten pulls a remote out of his pocket and flips a switch Aaron Smith: That's "you're", not "your". Natsumi Katakiri: ... * Rai Nagare falls off desk. Rai Nagare: ...What's the difference- Rai Nagare: WOAH! Rai Nagare: DINOSAUR! Aaron Smith: Welp. Rai Nagare: FUCK YEAH! * Commander Shinten a large hologram of the last angel appears Hibiki Miyahara: OH MY GOD! Natsumi Katakiri: ('woru, is that real?) Aaron Smith: Please just let me shoot him. Aaron Smith: I don't have to do it here. * Fen rolls: 1d20+5+10 => 1 + 5 + 10 = 16 Jacob Knight: ... Jacob Knight: DUCK! * Rai Nagare throws tomahawk. Natsumi Katakiri: Relax. It's not real Commander Shinten: Please be seated rai * Aaron Smith sighs and facepalms Rai Nagare: ...Fuckin' computer dinosaurs... Aaron Smith: I hate you so much. Jacob Knight: (Good god, and I thought the people at base were completely insane.) Commander Shinten: The last angel took you all unexpectedly. The magi system said that we had a fwe more days before we would be facing the angel attack. Natsumi Katakiri: Sir, with none of your due respect, that was a dirty trick to play. Some warning would have been nice. Commander Shinten: I have apologized Rai Nagare: I want a fwe tacos. Commander Shinten: Now then Hibiki Miyahara: Nagare, please... Aaron Smith: He won't be missed. Commander Shinten: Since the angel attack, we have been able to spare a few parts of its body Aaron Smith: At all. Rai Nagare: NAGARE PLEASE WHAT?! Rai Nagare: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY? * Aaron Smith drags Rai back to his desk Jacob Knight: Rai. Jacob Knight: Shut up and go away. Hibiki Miyahara: Uh-- no, no I don't. Natsumi Katakiri: ... Commander Shinten: The arm that we saw it wielding Commander Shinten: We were able to preserve Aaron Smith: Sit down. Shut up. That's it. Rai Nagare: (We are not bros anymore.) Commander Shinten: I second the americans motion Commander Shinten: notion* Aaron Smith: Good. Rai Nagare: (Do you hear me? TURN IN YOUR BRO CARD) Aaron Smith: WE ARE NOT FUCKING BROS, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! Rai Nagare: (TURN IN YOUR DAMN BRO CARD THEN) Natsumi Katakiri: Nagare, your giving me a headache. Let the douches finish talking. Commander Shinten: We have been attempting to mimic the angels limbs usage Commander Shinten: To make it into a weapon Hibiki Miyahara: ... you want us to use angel arms as weapons? Aaron Smith: That sounds... Commander Shinten: Sorry, I wanted to join in the stupid party with you all Commander Shinten: Now then. Aaron Smith: You know what, I'm not even going to comment. Natsumi Katakiri: That;s morbid Jacob Knight: Would it be possible to remove Rai from the room and force him to watch a recording of this? Aaron Smith: He'd try to get my "bro card" from my recording. Commander Shinten: The angels arm has recieved genetic testing. It was the most unharmed part of the body and we have recieved good tests from it Rai Nagare: That's a good idea! Natsumi Katakiri: (zzzzz) Rai Nagare: Let's do that! Aaron Smith: And then yell at me for ignoring him. Rai Nagare: ... Aaron Smith: Despite being a recording. Rai Nagare: Can I throw an axe at the angel again? Hibiki Miyahara: No! Jacob Knight: Are we privvy to the findings, sir? Natsumi Katakiri: (Huh, what?) * Aaron Smith looks down at his gun Commander Shinten: Currently we have only been able to find small clues to the genetic make up of the angel which cause its AT fields to be much stronger than ousr Commander Shinten: We are going to need to run many more tests and I must tell you all now Natsumi Katakiri: Does this involve a plugsuit and hours in a tank of orange fluid? Aaron Smith: We get to be guinnea pigs, I'm betting. Commander Shinten: When fighting an angel. Attempt to spare the core Natsumi Katakiri: Smith, we alreadey were. Natsumi Katakiri: ... Spare the core. Great. Thats a laugh. Jacob Knight: (Some things just don't change) Aaron Smith: Isn't destroying the core the only way to stop it? Natsumi Katakiri: That depends, do you want to risk your life to find out if there is an alternative? Hibiki Miyahara: How do we avoid hitting it anyways? Commander Shinten: I need only one core Commander Shinten: If you remove the rest of the angels body all that will be left is the core Hibiki Miyahara: Well I know that, but it's kind of big, and there's only so much else to hit... Natsumi Katakiri: Hey, Hibiki, 500 yen says the angel will get right back up. Hibiki Miyahara: ... that sounds like a safe bet to take! Aaron Smith: Probably regrows once everything gets destroyed. Hibiki Miyahara: I don't think it could get up without a body. Aaron Smith: So, yeah, I'll take that bet. Aaron Smith: 2 for gets up, 1 against. Commander Shinten: Now the Hibiki Miyahara: Wait, if I lose I'm only paying 500 total, not 500 to both of you. Jacob Knight: Guys, please be quiet. Commander Shinten: Gahiri, Riairu. Introduce yourselves. The pilots will be having a synchronization test. Natsumi Katakiri: That's how odds work Hibiki Miyahara: Oh, sorry. Aaron Smith: We'll discuss this after the mission. Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, you think I care what these douches want? * Rai Nagare zzzzzzzzzzzz Jacob Knight: Officer Gahiri, it has been a while, sir. Natsumi Katakiri: So, which one of you designed that plugsuit? Rairu Tanade: Hello, I am the lead intelligence of the base. I am the one who uses the MAGI system, if you guys didn't know. That is what gets you to know about the angel before the attack Officer Gahiri: That it has been Jacob. Glad to have you back Hibiki Miyahara: ... but we didn't know anything. Natsumi Katakiri: It's just a fancy way of saying none of us know what's going on. Officer Gahiri: Anyway, I'm Officer Gahiri. I lead the ground units Officer Gahiri: When there is anything that needs to be done in tokyo 3 to keep civilians safe. I am probly behind it. Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, you still want to use tanks after what happened last time? Officer Gahiri: There can be soldiers to Officer Gahiri: too* Izayen: Hey commander Izayen: We're being all buddy and that but. You said there was something big about todays synch test. What gives? Natsumi Katakiri: More importantly, who cares about the poor innocent test subjects? Commander Shinten: Ah yes Commander Shinten: The pilots will be testing the effects of being inside another persons evangelion Natsumi Katakiri: ... Aaron Smith: I'm going to sue you if I survive. Aaron Smith: I can just tell. Rai Nagare: Hah. Tokens dropped onto map 'Memory 4' Commander Shinten: Can't sue. There is a low chance of bodily risk Hibiki Miyahara: Uh... well, I don't really mind trying out a different one. Mine's kind of slow. Aaron Smith: And mental risk? Natsumi Katakiri: Trust me, I've already tried to sue them Natsumi Katakiri: Well... they don't care. You do realise these guys control the UN, right? Aaron Smith: Naturally... Commander Shinten: Pilots, I must ask you to go with Izayen to the Hangar Natsumi Katakiri: ... Tokens dropped onto map 'Memory 4' Tokens dropped onto map 'Nerv Hangar' Izayen: Now then Tokens dropped onto map 'Memory 4' Aaron Smith: Why is there a giant wolf here? Izayen: I have put a lot of thought as to who goes into which eva Izayen: And when I say that. I mean I put no thought into it what so ever so I will be picking now Aaron Smith: Such a shock. Hibiki Miyahara: Oh gosh. Natsumi Katakiri: ... * Izayen rolls: d5 => 1 Izayen: Natsumi Rai Nagare: I didn't know his EVA was a furry... Natsumi Katakiri: (Sigh) Izayen: You seemed so eger Aaron Smith: Enjoy. Natsumi Katakiri: Fuck you Izayen: Jump into the 03 unit Hibiki Miyahara: Good luck. Aaron Smith: Try to leave me with something to pilot. Rai Nagare: Enjoy your green, motherfucker! Rai Nagare: You know what else was green?! FUCKING DINOSAURS! * Aaron Smith hits Rai Izayen: Now then Rai Nagare: ...Ow. Izayen: Natsumi Izayen: Are you in? Natsumi Katakiri: Yes. I wish I wasn't Aaron Smith: Love you too. Fen: Smiling friends. Fen: "HEY ASSHOLE, PASS THE FRIED PIGSKIN DRENCHED IN RANCH! Garrett: Yeah, have fun with that. Fen: SUDDENLY INVISIBLE WEREWOLF Fen: RARGH RARGH I'M HUNGRY FOR BLOOD Garrett: WARWICK, WHAT DID YOU DO?! Garen: STUDENTS Garen: GET UNDER YOUR DESK Fen: REALLY NASTY BLOOD Garen: RIGHT NOW. Fen: GET UNDER YOUR DESK, THERE'S A FUCKING WEREWOLF! Garen: QUICk Fen: RIGHT THE FUCK NOW Natsumi Katakiri: ('Woru?) Garrett: I hate you all. Aaron Smith: Heh, I love these drills. We always get out of class Garen: AARON THIS IS NOT A DRILL. GET UNDER YOUR DESK RIGHT NOW Natsumi Katakiri: (Where's 'Woru?) * Garen hides under the large teachers desk confirming his safety * Izayen A fist goes through the building screams of the students can be heard. Splattering of the studenst blood is littered through the class room. 3 large scratch marks are left from the angel attacking the class room * Izayen multiple desks are broken and one is sent flying at aaron leaving him unconcious Aaron Smith: My ribs... Guys are you ok? Natsumi Katakiri: (Dead.) * Aaron Smith crawls out from under his table Aaron Smith: Guys?... * Aaron Smith looks around the room seeing only himself, 2 other sudents and the teacher alive. Natsumi Katakiri: (Where the hell is 'Woru?) * Aaron Smith walks over to a body and attempts flips him over Aaron Smith: Jake... Are you there? Natsumi Katakiri: (Damn it, enough!) Aaron Smith: Please dude. Please be there Natsumi Katakiri: (Where am I?) * Aaron Smith tears start flooding aarons eyes as he starts pressing on his friends chesting hoping he will regain conciuousness Garrett: Not gay. Aaron Smith: Jake please wake up. I don't want you to be dead, we can go play games after this right? Natsumi Katakiri: ('Woru, if you aren't here in five seconds I'm going to start killing things.) Natsumi Katakiri: (... I'm all alone.) * Aaron Smith breaks out into tears and holds teh body of his friend Jake Tokens dropped onto map 'Nerv Hangar' Fen: LIKE THIS IF YOU CRY EVERY TIME Natsumi Katakiri: (All alone) Aaron Smith: ... Please. We were best friends * Aaron Smith lies down on the ground crying into his friends arms Natsumi Katakiri: (Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop!) Garen: ...oh god... aaron Izayen: Eject Natsumi Izayen: She is having anxiety problems from the looks of things Garrett: Nooooooooooo SHIT. Natsumi Katakiri: I'm going to kill you, Iyazen. * Izayen rolls: d4 => 1 Rai Nagare: ...Hey. Rai Nagare: This isn't an Eva. Natsumi Katakiri: I'm going to kill you. Izayen: Yes it is Rai Nagare: No it isn't. Natsumi Katakiri: ('Woru, you there?) Natsumi Katakiri: (... good.) Rai Nagare: (Uh.) Tama: (Shhh) Allan: As always, the recruits are awoken at the crack of dawn. Allan: The grounds are barely lit and the air is cold; it isn't quite winter, but an early frost has covered the ground. Rai Nagare: (Huh. Sure is cold.) Rai Nagare: (Hmm... Ice cream is cold.) Rai Nagare: (I could really go for some ice cream.) Allan: There's a definite uneasiness amongst the soldiers; something is very wrong. Rai Nagare: (Why does everyone seem so tense?) Allan: Even the commander's usual impartial expression seems more grim. Rai Nagare: (...I just realized, that guy's hair kinda looks like a hotdog.) Natsumi Katakiri: (I wonder where Iyazen-teme's beer store is?) Officer Shizeru: Attention. Allan: The recruits salute their commanding officer. Officer Shizeru: As you may have noticed. Rai Nagare: (Man, fuck the police!) Officer Shizeru: There are a few recruits missing from formation today. Rai Nagare: (Did they get eat by mammoths?!) Rai Nagare: (Fuckin' mammoths!) Officer Shizeru: Privates Smith, Durand and Kabuto will not be joining us from now on. Natsumi Katakiri: (Beer. Tastes bitter.) Rai Nagare: (I hate mammoths.) Natsumi Katakiri: (Ick, how does the prick put up with this stuff?) Tama: (This isn't happening in your mind, shhhhhh!) Allan: A whisper goes up amongst the group; those were three of the recruits who'd been training the longest. * Natsumi Katakiri walks back into the hanger with three beers in hand. Allan: As of late, they'd become reclusive. Allan: Easily agitated by others. Rai Nagare: (Hmm... Hungry...) Natsumi Katakiri: (Who wants a beer?) Tama: (We're underage!) Natsumi Katakiri: (Don't care anymore.) * Garrett rolls secretly to you: 1d100 => 46 Allan: The boy next to Jacob whispers something to him. "I don't know what happened to them; there didn't seem to be anything wrong with them last time I talked to him" Natsumi Katakiri: (I'm going to kill Izayen sometime.) Natsumi Katakiri: (... fuck.) Rai Nagare: (Huh?) Tama: (Oh ew, now there's beer everywhere...!) Officer Shizeru: Privates Knight and Nishikiori, no talking. Rai Nagare: (The hell is up with these guys?) Rai Nagare: (Why do I want to punch the commander?) Rai Nagare: (No wait... I always want to do that.) Natsumi Katakiri: ('m not drunk, 'Woru.) Jacob Knight: I am very sorry, sir. Natsumi Katakiri: ('biki, am I drunk?) Natsumi Katakiri: ('Woru says 'm drunk.) Tama: (I think Aaron shot the bottles before you could drink enough to get /drunk/...) Officer Shizeru: Anyway. We will be resuming training today. Expect pilotting practice during this afternoon. Rai Nagare: (Woo! Giant robots!) Officer Shizeru: Dismissed. Rai Nagare: (...Well.) Izayen: How did you handle the memory Rai? Rai Nagare: Eh. Rai Nagare: I'm hungry again. Hibiki Miyahara: (Wait, who's Woru? Another guy who works here, or a friend...? Natsumi Katakiri: ('Woru is 'Woru. He's standing right next to me.) Izayen: Hibiki Natsumi Katakiri: ... Hibiki Miyahara: (.. I think Woru may be ri--0 Natsumi Katakiri: Why is everything shaking? Hibiki Miyahara: Oh! Hibiki Miyahara: Yes? Izayen: Nothing... Hibiki Miyahara: ...? Izayen: Hibiki, you are going into the 02 unit Hibiki Miyahara: Wh-- Nagare's?! Izayen: Yes. I apologize Natsumi Katakiri: Iyazen, why is everything shaking? Hibiki Miyahara: Oh my god it smells like meat. Hibiki Miyahara: This is so gross. Natsumi Katakiri: (Tch... Iyazen, I hate you. You stopped me from getting adopted.) BOSS TOKEN: Sir! E-3 is taking heavy damage, we need to launch E-1! Commander Shinten: E-1? No. That's far too risky. G-1 is showing signs of distress, launch G-2 in the Jaguar. Natsumi Katakiri: (Knight, why are you so tall?) BOSS TOKEN: Sir, E-2 Jaguar is currently being equipped, we can't launch it right now! Commander Shinten: ...Why? * Natsumi Katakiri measures her height against Jacob. Commander Shinten: WHY IS THE JAGUAR NOT EQUIPPED? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO LAUNCH A MURDEROUS ARTIFICIAL TEENAGER?! Commander Shinten: WHY ARE WE THROWING MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN? Tama: (Everything changed except the Eva... is this supposed to happen during sync tests?) Natsumi Katakiri: (Knight... I want to throw up. Is that normal?) Commander Shinten: A MILLION DOLLAR EVA IS OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, GETTING BEATEN TO DEATH BY SOME ANGEL, AND YOU WANT ME TO LAUNCH G-1?! BOSS TOKEN: Sir- Commander Shinten: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. Commander Shinten: Launch G-1, we've got nothing else to lose. Fen: The Eva begins to fill with LCL, and as it is activated, you feel something swelling up in your chest. Tama: (G-1? Wait, is that Nagare's unit?) Fen: Something... Angry. Fen: Primal. Fen: And out for blood. Tama: (!!) Eva-01 Eagle: ... Fen: The Eva lurches out of it's launch rack, it's eyes set on the mechanic below it. Tama: (Wha... what the hell? This isn't like my unit at all--) Fen: You feel something under your foot. You think, at least. Commander Shinten: ...M-My God. Fen: The Eva lets out a guttered roar. Tama: (Holy shit!) Fen: You black out. Tama: (Why is it yelling what just--) Commander Shinten: Good thing we got izayen Natsumi Katakiri: Why am I so short. * Hibiki Miyahara emerges, veeery frazzled Hibiki Miyahara: I, uh... * Rai Nagare sips soda. Rai Nagare: Fuck is up with you? Hibiki Miyahara: ... Natsumi Katakiri: Everythings spinning. Hibiki Miyahara: I'll uh... tell you later I guess. Izayen: ... Izayen: Jacob Hibiki Miyahara: Probably. Natsumi Katakiri: Did you see lot's of people die too? Rai Nagare: Eh, suit yourself. Izayen: You going to be ok going into this? Hibiki Miyahara: ! Uh-- Hibiki Miyahara: ... weeeell. Natsumi Katakiri: Lot's of people died and 'Woru was gone and I was scared and 'Woru was gone and the teacher ran and 'Woru was gone... Hibiki Miyahara: Oh, I... well, I didn't see that, thankfully. Natsumi Katakiri: Hehehe... did you know when people die they go into rigor mortis? Jacob Knight: (An out of body experience. Not the first time, and I suspect this will not be the last.) Natsumi Katakiri: Dead peoples muscles lock up and contract Rai Nagare: Zzzzz Natsumi Katakiri: Then they stop moving and their blood stops reproducing. Rai Nagare: Natsumi you're weird. Tama: You're sound asleep. Someone is shaking you, trying to wake you up. You can hear him talking to you, but none of it is clear enough to understand. Natsumi Katakiri: Blood only lives for about six seconds. Rai Nagare: Soooo weird. Tama: Well, until one part. Jacob Knight: Hmmm. Toru Miyahara: ... and you can get yourself some ice cream. Hibiki Miyahara : Hmm? Jacob Knight: (Extrapolating from the reactions from the other pilots, I am not the only one to experience this.) Tama: You wake up, still groggy, but the promise of dessert is far too good to pass up. The man beside you laughs-- you recognize him as your father, even though he is not actually /your/ (Jacob's) father. Toru Miyahara: I knew that'd work. Tama: He kissed you on the forehead, and gives you a quick hug before standing up. Jacob Knight: (Voice appears to be that of the pilot of the EVA, Hibiki) Jacob Knight: (If I recall her name correctly) Natsumi Katakiri: (Hey, Rai, your scarf is really pretty.) Toru Miyahara: Be good to your sister and brother, okay? Don't get in any trouble. Rai Nagare: TOUCH MY SCARF AND GET STEPPED ON Rai Nagare: I mean punched. Hibiki Miyahara : M'hmm! Tama: He then walks off to your sister' Tama: 's room. Natsumi Katakiri: (...) Jacob Knight: (I hate this feeling.) Natsumi Katakiri: (Why are you so mean Rai?) Rai Nagare: BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO TOUCH MY SCARF Rai Nagare: And why are you drunk? Tama: You get yourself some ice cream. Garrett: Have I mentioned this is stupid? Natsumi Katakiri: ('Woru thinks your a biit crazy.) Garrett: Because it is. Rai Nagare: I DON'T EVEN CARE Jacob Knight: (The lack of control is something I can't get used to.) Jacob Knight: (Refuse to get used to.) Garrett: I could hit you and make you care. Rai Nagare: I could show you your face and you'd care. Tama: Minutes later, he comes back, gives you a hug, and then leaves. Garrett: That doesn't make any sense. Rai Nagare: It does, you fucktard. Natsumi Katakiri: (Hehe... 'Woru thinks your funny, Rai, Aaron.) Rai Nagare: 'Woru is a dirty whore. Rai Nagare: 'whoru. Natsumi Katakiri: (...) Miyuki Miyahara: Nee-chan, Nee-chan! Can I have some too? Natsumi Katakiri: (What's a whore?) Hibiki Miyahara : Okay, just a second... Rai Nagare: 'WHORU IS A WHORE Rai Nagare: HENCE 'WHORU' Tama: You get come ice cream out of the fridge for your sister. You shoop a pitiful amount. Hibiki Miyahara : Here. Miyuki Miyahara: Thanks! Natsumi Katakiri: ('biki, what's a whore?) Tama: You go back to your own bowl and resume eating. After a minute of silence, Miyuki pipes back up-- Miyuki Miyahara: Do you think he'll find her soon? Hibiki Miyahara : Huh? Hibiki Miyahara : What do you mean? Miyuki Miyahara: Y'know, mommy! Jacob Knight: (Her life seems... Comparitively idyllic.) Tama: You sigh, feeling like you've had to say this countless times. Hibiki Miyahara : Mommy's not coming back, okay? She's far away. Miyuki Miyahara: I know! Miyuki Miyahara: That's why daddy's going to look for her, right? Hibiki Miyahara : ... huh? Miyuki Miyahara: That's what he said! He's gonna go find mommy and bring her home, and we've gotta take care of the house and stuff until he comes back! Miyuki Miyahara: Weren't you listening...? Jacob Knight: ... Tama: You put your spoon down, looking at her. There's no way your father could find her-- he told you she died giving birth to Miyuki. So why would he say he was going to find her...? Hibiki Miyahara : Oh. Hibiki Miyahara : Oh no. Jacob Knight: (Oh my.) Tama: You leap to your feet, and run over to the phone. You dial your father's phone number in a panic. Tama: Ring... Ring... Tama: You hear a buzzing sound on the counter. He's left his phone here. Hibiki Miyahara : Ooooh no no no. Tama: Now you run outside, immediatly seeing that the car is missing. You look down the road both ways, and they're empty. Miyuki Miyahara: What's wrong, Onee-chan...? Hibiki Miyahara : Uh... it's, I... Tama: As words fail you, you feel tears forming in your eyes. You try and hold them back, but it's useless. You start sobbing, leaning on the chair for support. Miyuki Miyahara: ! O-onee-chan! Tama: Miyuki hugs you. Jacob Knight: (Your father is going to be gone a long time. He's going looking for your mother in the only place he knows where.) Natsumi Katakiri: ... Jacob Knight: .. Natsumi Katakiri: 'biki, what's a whore? Rai Nagare: Yo JAAAAAAAAACOB! Jacob Knight: Yes, Rai? Rai Nagare: You alright bro? Jacob Knight: Yeah, fine. Rai Nagare: Seem sorta lost in thought. Aaron Smith: Guess that means I'm the last one... Natsumi Katakiri: 'm drunk, aren't I? Izayen: Yes ' * Izayen sigh Izayen: Ok. Izayen: Rai carry her * Aaron Smith sighs Natsumi Katakiri: Oh, you. I'm gonna kill you. Izayen: We're going home Hibiki Miyahara: It's someone who... Rai Nagare: Carry who? Izayen: Natsumi Aaron Smith: God damn my head hurts... Rai Nagare: Ah. Rai Nagare: Alright. Natsumi Katakiri: Eep Hibiki Miyahara: Well, they-- oh dear. * Rai Nagare lifts her over his shoulder. Hibiki Miyahara: Wh-- Rai, she's not a sack of potatoes! Hibiki Miyahara: Er, I mean, Nagare. Natsumi Katakiri: Hehehehehehe Natsumi Katakiri: This is fun! Rai Nagare: Hey guys, look what I brought home! Izayen: I don't even need to say it Rai Nagare: My very own wench! Izayen: YOu guys Izayen: Really could use some rest Izayen: And for the love of god make sure natsumi is locked in her room Natsumi Katakiri: What's a wench? Rai Nagare: Do we need someone to guard her or somethin'? Rai Nagare: A wench is like... Rai Nagare: A wench. Aaron Smith: As fun as dealing with the aftermath of someone piloting my Eva, I'm going to go to bed. Rai Nagare: Wench! Make me some food. Izayen: Rai Izayen: There are microwave buritos in the fridge Natsumi Katakiri: Hehe... where's a knife., Natsumi Katakiri: I'm gonna kill Izayen Hibiki Miyahara: A wench is kind of like a who-- Izayen: ... Izayen: Lock her in her rook Hibiki Miyahara: Natsumi, I think you should probably sleep now... Rai Nagare: Wench! Food! Izayen: I don't doubt it this time Izayen: Jacob Izayen: Your room is on the 2nd floor * Natsumi Katakiri thumps on the wall Natsumi Katakiri: Lemme out! Jacob Knight: (Hmmph) Jacob Knight 1: (Family.) * Hibiki Miyahara seriously considered investing in earplugs Natsumi Katakiri: ... 'Woru, why did everyone go away? Izayen: The pilots spend the next 2 weeks relaxing and going about their lives. However the memories that they recieved on that day haunt them still Natsumi Katakiri: Hibiki, next time I decide to get drunk, hit me. Hibiki Miyahara: Sure. Rai Nagare: Hey wench, breakfast. Rai Nagare: Go. Natsumi Katakiri: One onigiri, two onigiri, three onigiri, four. Izayen: Rai you can eat later Izayen: I got some bad news Izayen: We have to go to the hangar quickly Jacob Knight: Is it another Angel? Hibiki Miyahara: Can you stil calling her wench...? Aaron Smith: Rai, would you shut the fuck UP for once?! Natsumi Katakiri: And I'm not a wench! Izayen: Yeah but... Rai Nagare: No no! Twelve! I want twelve! Izayen: It's different Rai Nagare: Tweeeeelve! Natsumi Katakiri: Hm? Hibiki Miyahara: Is there another angel? Izayen: Yes Izayen: But... Izayen: It's in England. It has yet to damage anything it is simply hovering around the city Hibiki Miyahara: ... in England?! * Izayen rolls: d100 => 40 Aaron Smith: How are we supposed to get there? Natsumi Katakiri: ... Wait, how do we get to England? Jacob Knight: By plane. Izayen: It has an incredibly strong at field but from the looks of things its body is quite weeak Jacob Knight: Please don't jinx it, sir. Rai Nagare: Hmm... Rai Nagare: I'm hungry. Natsumi Katakiri: Just did Izayen: You will be supplied with power over head