Natsumi has connected. Fen has connected. Allan has connected. Tama has connected. Izayen: I can't wait to bomb a dadongo Jacob Knight: I apologize if this is speaking out of turn, but shut up, Sir. * Hibiki Miyahara laughs Natsumi: Just keep floating. Just keep floating. Just keep floating, floating, floating. What do we do, we float... Izayen: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 Natsumi: 9 Izayen: Fuck you Garrett has connected. Izayen: Go to school Rai Nagare: GO TO SCHOOL THEY SAID Rai Nagare: IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID Izayen: GET OUT RAI Rai Nagare: NO ONE WILL GET PUNCHED THEY SAID Izayen: THROW NATSUMI HE SAID Izayen: IT WILL BE FUNNY HE SAID Aaron Smith: Nobody will get horribly murdered, they said Natsumi: For fucks sake can we play or are we going to be jackasses Aaron Smith: Yes. Izayen: Jacob Izayen: I need to ask you a favor * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 89 Jacob Knight: If it is following them and watching them, then I apologise, but I am unable to. Hibiki Miyahara: Do we /have/ to go... Izayen: More of just making sure rai doesn't murder people * Natsumi hums Heats Jacob Knight: Ugh, so long as that means I can do so from a snipers' pirch about 500m outside the classroom. Rai Nagare: ARE WE GOING TO SCHOOL Izayen: Go ahead Izayen: Now everyone get a piece of toast hold it in your mouth while you run out the door and talk about how you're late even with the bread in your mouth Rai Nagare: I THINK WE SHOULDN'T GO TO SCHO- FUUUUUUUUCK Aaron Smith: How about no. Izayen: Go to school * Rai Nagare grabs toaster, balances it on face Izayen: God damn it Hibiki Miyahara: Izayen, why don't you drive us? * Rai Nagare muffled sounds Rai Nagare: -ETS DO THIS Izayen: Do I have to? Hibiki Miyahara: Well no, but... Izayen: Then go with the others * Hibiki Miyahara siiiiighs Izayen: I have to go to NERV, considering Rais fuck up Hibiki Miyahara: Don't you go there anyways. Aaron Smith: Not surprising. Izayen: Yeah but now I have to do more work than usual Rai Nagare: HEY KID Rai Nagare: YOU WITH THE FACE * Rai Nagare slams toaster in face Aaron Smith: Don't pick fights with someone smarter than you. That means don't pick fights. Kareba: WHAT THE HELLDO YOU WANT PUNK You have disconnected. Garrett has connected. Fen has connected. Natsumi has connected. Tama has connected. Rai Nagare: OI OI OI! Kareba: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT PUNK Rai Nagare: You! Rai Nagare: Kid with the face! Rai Nagare: Have a toaster! * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 92 Aaron Smith: Why did you just throw a toaster? Rai Nagare: ... Kareba: What the hell was that Natsumi: ... Rai Nagare: MOTHER FUCKER! Tama: test test * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 29 * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 29 Hibiki Miyahara: Rai, what are you doing--?! Allan has connected. Unknown command: "d4". Try /help for a list of commands. * Izayen rolls: d4 => 2 * Izayen rolls: d6 => 2 Aaron Smith: I'd question this, but I'm far too tired to. Kareba: ... Kareba: You little shit Rai Nagare: HEY HEY KID Rai Nagare: NO Rai Nagare: FUCK YOU * Izayen rolls: d100 => 38 Aaron Smith: Okay, this is getting old fast. Idea. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 75 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 64 » * Izayen rolls: d100 => 47 Kareba: You're a slippery weasel Aaron Smith: I hate my life. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 34 * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 21 * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 39 Kareba: You... fucker Rai Nagare: FUCK YEAH! Jacob Knight: What. The. Fuck. * Izayen rolls: d10 => 3 Rai Nagare: Woo! Rai Nagare: Thanks punk, needed to let out some steam. Mr Morooka: As fun as it was to watch you idiots beat eachother Mr Morooka: It's time for class Jacob Knight: ((Contacting Izayen over phone)) Jacob Knight: Sir? Hibiki Miyahara: ((You did /not/ just get away with that.)) Natsumi: .. * Aaron Smith throws a note at Rai Izayen: Yes? Rai Nagare: (Hell yes I did) Aaron Smith: [You're a fucking idiot.] * Rai Nagare grins like an idiot Jacob Knight: Pilot Nagare has... Jacob Knight: Uh... Jacob Knight: Committed something which is most probably classified as assault. Jacob Knight: And battery. Izayen: ... Izayen: Watch him for the rest of the day. Jacob Knight: Sir. Mr Morooka: Now then Mr Morooka: Since the babboon face and scarf boy have stopped fighting Mr Morooka: Lets begin with todays lesson Mr Morooka: Ok then, we're having a modern history question Mr Morooka: What were the 4 seasons Hibiki Miyahara: Oh! Oh Aaron Smith: Winter, spring, summer, fall Rai Nagare: Taco, Burrito, Nachos, and Chilli Jacob Knight: (IT'S AUTUMN, YOU NIT) * Hibiki Miyahara looks disapointed that Aaron answered before her. Mr Morooka: Ok Aaron gets it right. Rai, just go work at mos burger. It's the best you will ever get Rai Nagare: No problemo sir Rai Nagare: I mean asshole Rai Nagare: I mean monkey Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: I mean sir asshole monkey Jacob Knight: ... Hibiki Miyahara: Rai, you should probably stop while you're ahead. Mr Morooka: I mean get your ass to detention after class Rai Nagare: Yessir asshole monkey sir Izayen: So... * Rai Nagare whistles HEATS * Natsumi bubbles. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nerv Hangar' Izayen: It's been nearly 2 weeks... Izayen: Rai Rai Nagare: Sir? Izayen: What are you going to say if she comes back Natsumi: I'm so kicking him in the balls. Rai Nagare: "I'm hungry"? Izayen: ... Rai Nagare: Who are we talking about again? Izayen: Natsumi Jacob Knight: Please don't lose any sleep over it, sir. Rai Nagare: Oh! Izayen: The girl you turned into LCL Jacob Knight: It's not worth it. Aaron Smith: The one you threw. Rai Nagare: Then I'll say, "Sorry for turning you into orange juice, can I have food?". Aaron Smith: I hate you. Rai Nagare: Hey man, I tried. Hibiki Miyahara: Why would you ask her for food?! Rai Nagare: She's a good cook! Rai Nagare: Why the fuck wouldn't I? Hibiki Miyahara: Well yeah, but...! Hibiki Miyahara: Don't you think she /might/ not be up for cooking? Rai Nagare: And what would she be up for? Rai Nagare: Relaxing? Izayen: Who knows if she will even come back the same... Rai Nagare: pffft. Rai Nagare: Who relaxes? Hibiki Miyahara: Most people! Izayen: She might even be male now Rai Nagare: No one relaxes! Jacob Knight: Could we move on with this? Izayen: She has reformed, we can pick up her vitals Hibiki Miyahara: ... * Rai Nagare zzzz Jacob Knight: (Well it's about fucking time.) Hibiki Miyahara: W-why didn't you tell us this sooner?! Izayen: I wanted rai to apologize like a normal person Aaron Smith: That's not happening. Aaron Smith: He's too retarded. Jacob Knight: Rai doesn't do anything like a normal person * Rai Nagare still zzzzzzzz Hibiki Miyahara: I think seeing Natsumi is better than trying to get Rai to not ask for food! Tokens dropped onto map 'Nerv Hangar' Izayen: Well Izayen: Time for ejection Rai Nagare: Huh. Why is that there. Rai Nagare: Oh, yo! Hibiki Miyahara: N-- Katakiri! Izayen: ... Izayen: oh god * Jacob Knight coughs. Natsumi Katakiri: ? Rai Nagare: Hey guys! It's Natsumi! Izayen: Jacob cover rai * Natsumi Katakiri blinks. Rai Nagare: Naaaaaatsuuuumi! Rai Nagare: Yooooooooou're naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! Natsumi Katakiri: Where am I? * Aaron Smith punches Rai Jacob Knight: You are currently in the hanger. Hibiki Miyahara: You're back! * Natsumi Katakiri blinks. Izayen: ... Izayen: Natsumi Rai Nagare: Woah, Jacob, check it out. Hot girl on girl action comin' up! Natsumi Katakiri: Who's being loud? I have a headache. Jacob Knight: That would be Pilot Nagare Jacob Knight: I hope your cognitive skills aren't /that/ impaired. Hibiki Miyahara: Speaking of which, Nagare I'm going to punch you. Rai Nagare: Haha, he just called you dumb. Izayen: She may have forgotten him Izayen: That could be a good thing for her Natsumi Katakiri: No. No, too much light. Jacob Knight: If she had, I would count her as lucky. Hibiki Miyahara: Does anyone have a jacket? A blanket? Rai Nagare: I've got my scarf. Hibiki Miyahara: Not dumb enough to ask for that. Rai Nagare: Well fine. Natsumi Katakiri: What's going on? Rai Nagare: You're not orange juice anymore. Natsumi Katakiri: Where am- Wait, Angel, what happened to the Angel? Rai Nagare: It kersploded. Hibiki Miyahara: Aaron defeated it, don't worry. Izayen: Aaron was able to destroy the angel Natsumi Katakiri: ... Jacob Knight: It's long gone from the land of the living. Natsumi Katakiri: Congratulations, Smith. Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, then what happened? Last thing I remember is being thrown by... Izayen: ... uh oh Natsumi Katakiri: ... Rai Nagare: Yo. Jacob Knight: Let's leave this for now. Izayen: Rai run Natsumi Katakiri: ? Rai Nagare: What? Natsumi Katakiri: Who threw me? Rai Nagare: Oh. Rai Nagare: That would be me. Natsumi Katakiri: Why? Izayen: RAI Rai Nagare: I'm the only one with a good arm here. Rai Nagare: Dunno. Rai Nagare: Can't remember. Jacob Knight: Once you don't have to worry about both your modesty /and/ figuring out Rai's reasoning. Natsumi Katakiri: Modesty? Rai Nagare: Pssst. Izayen: Natsumi Izayen: Look down Rai Nagare: You're naked. Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, what? Hibiki Miyahara: ... seriously, a jacket would be helpful here! Rai Nagare: N A K E D. NAKED. Natsumi Katakiri: ... Natsumi Katakiri: Oi, Commander Jerk, give me your jacket * Izayen throws his jacket over natsumi Natsumi Katakiri: Thank you. Rai Nagare: Woooooo. Izayen is putting on the moves. Izayen: She's your girl Rai Natsumi Katakiri: What's the moves? Hibiki Miyahara: Don't ask. Anyways... Rai Nagare: I have a girl? * Hibiki Miyahara she hugs Natsumi Hibiki Miyahara: We're glad you're back! Izayen: Also Izayen: Natsumi.. Izayen: You may need a mirror later Natsumi Katakiri: Why? Izayen: Your hair Natsumi Katakiri: ... * Natsumi Katakiri feels her hair. Rai Nagare: I'm bored. Natsumi Katakiri: Can't feel anything wrong with it. Izayen: ,,, Izayen: You'll see Izayen: Would you like to go home? Jacob Knight: I suggest not staying out in the sun too long. Natsumi Katakiri: Yes. Please. Izayen: Excellent Izayen: We'll drive home * Natsumi Katakiri coughs. Commander Shinten: That 03 model really could use a new paint job.. Natsumi Katakiri: I think I'll need my medication. * Izayen hands a small bottle to her Natsumi Katakiri: Thanks Tokens dropped onto map 'Izayens mansion. 1st floor' Izayen: Hibiki, I reccomend you go with her when she sees the mirror Hibiki Miyahara: Okay. Natsumi Katakiri: Maybe when I can see more then a foot away. Hibiki Miyahara: I'll lead the way, if you want? Natsumi: Thank you. Izayen: Rai you really should apologize man * Hibiki Miyahara does so! Rai Nagare: Apologize? * Natsumi stares at the mirror dumbly. Izayen: You kinda put her in a coma. Sorta Natsumi: Was I always so white? Rai Nagare: Well, sucks to be her. Izayen: .... Rai Nagare: Maybe if she didn't knock herself out when I threw her... Jacob Knight: So, Aaron. Hibiki Miyahara: No, your hair kind of... changed a bit. Natsumi: ... It did? I can't see it? Jacob Knight: You're fairly sane. Hibiki Miyahara: It used to be darker, remember? Natsumi: Darker... Darker... my hairs brown, isn't it? * Hibiki Miyahara moves the mirror so it's closer to her face Natsumi: I don't see any brown. Natsumi: ... Natsumi: ... Hibiki Miyahara: Well, it /was/ brown... Natsumi: ... I have white hair. Natsumi: Why am I albino? * Hibiki Miyahara shrugs Hibiki Miyahara: I guess it's a side effect. Natsumi: ... What the fuck is going on? Jacob Knight: ((No, no, get out of here Linebarrel)) Izayen: Jacob Izayen: Aaron Hibiki Miyahara: It looks cool, though! Natsumi: ... Natsumi: Cool... Jacob Knight: Yes? Izayen: Jacob, I have given aaron a small combat arm Natsumi: I'll add this to the list of shit in my life Nerv's messed up. Natsumi: Where's my bed. I need to sleep. Hibiki Miyahara: To your right. Hibiki Miyahara: Wrong right. Natsumi: ... You mean left? Jacob Knight: I'm assuming you haven't completely lost your mind, so I assume I can safely say that Rai has not been given one. Izayen: ... Natsumi: There you are. Izayen: Rai has a pistol Jacob Hibiki Miyahara: No, I meant right... yeah, yeah that's the bed. Jacob Knight: Why? Jacob Knight: ... Izayen: I trust him with it Jacob Knight: Hang on, I remember the logic behind this. * Natsumi puts a hand on her forehead. Hibiki Miyahara: You okay? Jacob Knight: He is significantly /less/ dangerous with a pistol than he is without one as if he has a pistol, he may try and shoot it. Natsumi: Temperatures normal. Hibiki Miyahara: Oh. That's good. Natsumi: Eyes are colour sensitive... How long was I gone? Hibiki Miyahara: ... almost 2 weeks. Natsumi: ... Yeah, close your eyes for two weeks and you'll have issues seeing too. Izayen: So, how much trouble do you think we're in next angel? Izayen: You've read the reports. You've noticed the increase in the angels intelligence and power Jacob Knight: That depends on whether you want my actual opinion or my instinctual response, sir. Hibiki Miyahara: Yeah, that'd make sense I suppose. Natsumi: Could be worse. My eyes will fix themselves. Natsumi: Hair pigment damage is usually permanent, but I'll live. Jacob Knight: According to the current trend, the next angel should be handled fairly well; our past experiences have shown our effectiveness against to be better than predicted by the MAGI. Jacob Knight: However Natsumi: Wait, if I blacked out, what happened? Hibiki Miyahara: Ummm... Jacob Knight: When it comes to this kind of thing, I wouldn't be surprised if we were thrown a curve ball. Jacob Knight: These things aren't exactly reliable. Hibiki Miyahara: Your and Rai's Evas started fighting. Natsumi: ... Why? Hibiki Miyahara: Dunno. Izayen: To be honest Natsumi: Great. Izayen: I'm more scared of you all injuring eachother Natsumi: So we started fighting. Don't remember any of that. Natsumi: How much did we wreck? Hibiki Miyahara: Not much, actually. I think some buildings got damanged, but there were no civilian injuries. Jacob Knight: Well, If I recall correctly, I was specifically recruited to help staunch that kind of problem. Natsumi: That's good. Natsumi: I'm guessing Rai kicked my ass? Hibiki Miyahara: No, you kind of kicked his. Natsumi: ... What? Natsumi: Wait, did the same thing happen to him? Hibiki Miyahara: No, his... Hibiki Miyahara: ... weeeeell, his entry plug was kind of forcibly ejected. Natsumi: Brilliant. I'm piloting something that's perfectly capable of flying off the handle while I'm in it. Izayen: We need a way to relax the pilots Hibiki Miyahara: To be fair, I think anything would fly off the handle after being thrown by an ally. Izayen: ... Wanna go to a hot spring Jacob? Natsumi: ... Your missing the point, hibiki. Natsumi: They're intelligent. * Natsumi curls up in blankets. Hibiki Miyahara: Don't worry, I'm sure it was just a bug in the programming... Natsumi: Do you actually believe that or are you trying to make me feel better? Hibiki Miyahara: ... Hibiki Miyahara: I dunno. I mean, I think it's impossible for a robot to be sentient. Jacob Knight: Uh, no, sir. Natsumi: Then the logical conclusion would be they aren't robots at all. Jacob Knight: I'm more a cold shower man, to be honest. Izayen: Too bad Natsumi: ... Hibiki Miyahara: But that's impossible, isn't it? There's nothing that big besides angels. Natsumi: ... Natsumi: We can't be piloting Angels. Why would we be fighting what we fight? Natsumi: Gah, too many unknowns. Hibiki Miyahara: And if nothing but Evas can even /touch/ angels, I don't think the Eva's armor would be able to stop them that easily-- also yeah, that. Natsumi: I need sleep. I'll see you in the morning. Hibiki Miyahara: Okay. Good night. Natsumi: Night. Hibiki Miyahara: Sweet dreams, Katakiri. Izayen: Anyway Aaron Izayen: I think we should rest for the night Jacob Knight: I don't need to sleep for I am already sleeping. Aaron Smith: I was making your bed. It's filthy. Jacob Knight: If you want, you can go check. Aaron Smith: You are already asleep. Natsumi: Zzzzz. Hibiki Miyahara: Uh, thank you? Hibiki Miyahara: HE MOVED EVERYTHING! Hibiki Miyahara: Argh, now I need to fit everything back... Izayen: Natsumi slept horribly that night stressing over what has happened Izayen: Rai slept like a retarded baby * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 21 * Natsumi rolls: 1d100 => 86 Izayen: Hibiki spent her night fixing her room from aaron changing things Izayen: 3 Days later Jacob Knight: Why the hell is everyone /STILL/ asleep? Jacob Knight: It's been 3 days. Luke: Hello... Izayen: Oh shit I was meant to pick you up. Hibiki Miyahara: Hello...? * Rai Nagare rubs eyes Natsumi: What's happening? Aaron Smith: Some guy showed up. * Natsumi walks along with her hand on the wall. Rai Nagare: IT'S A CHAR! Natsumi: It's a Char! Jacob Knight: IT'S A CHAR! Aaron Smith: It's a Char. Hibiki Miyahara: It's a Char! Natsumi: Guy's, is that you? Aaron Smith: « 1d100-100 = 9 - 100 = -91 » * Natsumi runs into Jacob's back. Jacob Knight: LAKSJLFKJAD. Aaron Smith: Welp. Guess I'm sane. Izayen: Is her vision still that bad? Natsumi: Oh, sorry. Natsumi: Too much brown. Rai Nagare: Zzzzz. Rai Nagare: I'm hungry. Rai Nagare: New guy seems like a douche. Rai Nagare: I'm out. Aaron Smith: Nobody cares, dumbass. Luke: ...But I met you Luke: Hello Jacob and Izayen Jacob Knight: Pilot Luke. Aaron Smith: Random asshole. * Jacob Knight bows slightly. Natsumi: Oh, someone else? Luke: ... Where can I put my things? Natsumi: Wait, Pilot Luke? Hibiki Miyahara: Yes, I... guess he's a new pilot! Natsumi: When were you planning on telling me, commander jerk? Izayen: 2nd Floor, There is a room with a single bed. you will be staying there from now on Hibiki Miyahara: It's nice to meet you. Luke, was it? * Natsumi glares menacingly... at Hibiki. Izayen: I forgot.. Luke: Yeah... Jacob Knight: Further to your right, Natsumi. Luke: It was Natsumi: Oh, sorry. * Natsumi corrects her glare. * Hibiki Miyahara thumbs up at Natsumi Luke: ... Is she blind? Jacob Knight: Her eyes apparently need adjusting to existence again. Aaron Smith: She was goo up until yesterday/ Natsumi: How about you close your eyes for two weeks straight. We'll see how well you can see afterwards. Aaron Smith: And then I remembered I don't care in the slightest. Natsumi: Wait... who's in the kitchen? Natsumi: I hear pans Izayen: Anyway guys, like I told Jacob te other day Izayen: We're going to a hot spring for relaxtion Natsumi: Rai, that you? Izayen: Want to come luke? Hibiki Miyahara: We are? Aaron Smith: Do I have to go? Luke: ...No thanks, I need to unpack. * Hibiki Miyahara sounds REALLY REALYL HAPPY Izayen: Yes * Natsumi pokes Rai. Aaron Smith: Then no. Hibiki Miyahara: Come on Aaron, it'll be nice! Izayen: Aaron as your superior officer I demand you go Rai Nagare: Yes? Aaron Smith: Don't give a shit. Natsumi: What are you making? Hibiki Miyahara: Pleeeease? Rai Nagare: ... Aaron Smith: Does Nagare have to come? * Rai Nagare looks at taco shell filled with cream cheese, uncooked hotdog, and crushed nacho shells. Izayen: Who knows he might drown Rai Nagare: No idea. Jacob Knight: Would you believe I'm actually a Ranma 1/2 character and hot water returns me to my hideous true form? * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 65 * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 95 Natsumi: You messed up making a taco, didn't you? Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: Yes. Aaron Smith: Wow. I am so convinced now. Aaron Smith: I'm going to watch TV. Natsumi: *Sigh* Hibiki Miyahara: Oh come on, pleeease? Natsumi: Do you know where the microwave is? Rai Nagare: Up. * Izayen rolls: d100 => 17 * Rai Nagare points to microwave Izayen: Hey aaron Aaron Smith: Fine. One second. Natsumi: Okay, okay, dumb question. Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 60 » Hibiki Miyahara: Oh my god, it's just a hot spring. It will be /nice/ and /relaxing/. Rai Nagare: Naaaaaatsuuuumi! Rai Nagare: Can you make me tacos? Rai Nagare: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase? * Aaron Smith slaps Rai's taco out of his hand Natsumi: Kinda blind here. Rai Nagare: ... Jacob Knight: INCOMING FIST FIGHT! Natsumi: Hold on, where's some meat. Jacob Knight: DUCK AND COVER! Aaron Smith: Job done. Let's go. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 26 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 38 » Natsumi: Rai, get your ass here before I decide not to make you tacos. Rai Nagare: HOLD ON Izayen: Hey Izayen: Rai back off Rai Nagare: GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS ASSHOLE Hibiki Miyahara: He's a bit preoccupied! Izayen: we'reeating out tonight Natsumi: 3 Izayen: Stop being a bitch Natsumi: 2 * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 6 Izayen: Jacob Izayen: Taser * Allan rolls: d100 => 88 * Natsumi puts a hotdog and a taco shell in the oven. Aaron Smith: Really? Natsumi: Where's the fridge. Izayen: Michael jordan we don't sell hotdogs * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 21 * Allan rolls: d100 => 97 Hibiki Miyahara: I'd help, but there are idiots in the way. Natsumi: ... Hibiki, where's the fridge? * Allan rolls: d100 => 6 Aaron Smith: Just move him so I can kick him in the balls. Izayen: Right heear dear Izayen: no that's a stove Natsumi: Thank you, commander. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 57 Natsumi: Let's see... Natsumi: Cream... Izayen: Jacob pick him up Rai Nagare: OW! * Hibiki Miyahara ..... claps Natsumi: Cheese. That feels like cheese. Rai Nagare: Goddamnit! Aaron Smith: Just leave him on the floor. Natsumi: Wonder if he'd eat lettuce. Izayen: Rai Izayen: Eating vegetables Izayen: FUnny Rai Nagare: Ow ow ow! Aaron Smith: Can we go now, or is there more stupidity I have to deal with? Natsumi: Hey, Hibiki, want a taco? Hibiki Miyahara: I'm going to go get ready to leave. Rai Nagare: Jacob you asshole! Natsumi: Wait, leave for what now? Aaron Smith: I applaud you. Izayen: Natsumi go get changed, we're going to the hot spring then eating after Natsumi: ... Hibiki Miyahara: Oh, I'll have mine on the way there-- for the hot springs, remember? Jacob Knight: I'm sorry, was that "please shock me again"? I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, Rai. Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: I WILL KILL YOU! Natsumi: When did we decide to go to a- You know what, knowing the commander jerk, there's no need for that. * Jacob Knight tases him again. * Natsumi runs into the stairs railing. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 25 * Izayen rolls: d100 => 38 Aaron Smith: That looks like fun. Can I try? Natsumi: Damn it, too much brown. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 38 Aaron Smith: Quit hogging the taser. I want a turn. Jacob Knight: Here. * Jacob Knight passes Aaron the taser. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 12 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 89 » * Allan rolls: d100 => 99 * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 91 * Izayen gets his wallet ready sorting various business cards * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 83 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 36 » * Izayen rolls: d100 => 89 Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: Did you just- * Natsumi runs into Jacobs back. Jacob Knight: AS:FKLASJF Rai Nagare: Ow ow ow! Izayen: Now come on rai Izayen: we're getting food Natsumi: Gah. Damn it, why is there so much brown? * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 100 Izayen: after hotsprings * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 84 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 32 » * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 70 Rai Nagare: Ow ow ow! Natsumi: Is this the right room? Aaron Smith: Wow, this is fun! * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 22 Hibiki Miyahara: This is my room. Natsumi: ... Yep, right room. Natsumi: What's going on? Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 77 » * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 4 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 49 » Rai Nagare: TAKE THAT ASSHOLE Rai Nagare: FEEL THE THUNDER Hibiki Miyahara: Out there or in here? * Izayen rolls: d100+50 => 24 + 50 = 74 Aaron Smith: I WILL SHOOT YOU WHEN I GET IN MY FUCKING EVA. Natsumi: Out there. Rai Nagare: I WILL CUT YOU WHEN I GET IN MIND Aaron Smith: YOU DON'T HAVE A MIND! Izayen: If you want to keep playing with the god damn taser Izayen: I will fry you all Hibiki Miyahara: No idea. Izayen: Now get ready Rai Nagare: YOUR FACE DOESN'T HAVE A MIND * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 94 Natsumi: Have you ever been to a hot spring before? Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 94 » kicking Rai in the crotch * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 63 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 51 » Hibiki Miyahara: Yes, a few times. * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 65 Tokens dropped onto map 'Hotspring' Nexev: How did I get here Aaron Smith: I hate my life. Izayen: Cmon aaron Izayen: It's all warm Izayen: And there are rocks Izayen: Guys your age like rocks Jacob Knight: Bugger off. Jacob Knight: Sir. Aaron Smith: Yes, that's why Rai has one for a brain. Aaron Smith: Why am I here again? Izayen: Get in the damn water Natsumi: Mmmm, warm. Rai Nagare: Says the dude that got tased right above his dick. Natsumi Katakiri: Mmmm, warm. Rai Nagare: Just saying. Jacob Knight: Bugger. Aaron Smith: I will kick you in the balls. Jacob Knight: Off. Rai Nagare: Anyways dudes. Rai Nagare: ANYWAYS DUDES. Hibiki Miyahara: Isn't it nice~? Rai Nagare: We have this hotspring. Rai Nagare: We need to do shit with it. Natsumi Katakiri: ~ Mmm ~ Izayen: Like what? Aaron Smith: You leave, then we can relax. Aaron Smith: That counts. Rai Nagare: Okay, if I can muster my strength from our last eva fight... Aaron Smith: If you both leave, I can double relax. Rai Nagare: I could probably throw Aaron's scrawny ass over the wall. Izayen: ... I think hibiki would murder him Izayen: Because you know Izayen: Naked Rai Nagare: Oh man. Rai Nagare: Are you two a thing? Rai Nagare: Aaron you dog. * Izayen crosses his legs politely Aaron Smith: Me? I'd just say it was Rai who threw me. Rai Nagare: Why didn't you tell your bro? Rai Nagare: Huh? * Jacob Knight is still fully clothed. Aaron Smith: WE. AREN'T. BROS. Rai Nagare: We just got into a fight with a taser. * Natsumi Katakiri leans on the wall. Rai Nagare: If that doesn't make us bros, nothing will. Izayen: GET IN THE GOD DAMN WATER JACOB Natsumi Katakiri: Hey, I can hear them. Jacob Knight: HELL. Jacob Knight: NO. Jacob Knight: SIR. Aaron Smith: Go hit your head on a rock. Rai Nagare: Aww come on man. Rai Nagare: Just tell me! Izayen: Just sit away from the rock and you're safe Rai Nagare: When did you and whats-her-face become a thing? Rai Nagare: Hmmm? Jacob Knight: I've said this before. Rai Nagare: Hmmmmmmmm? Aaron Smith: We aren't a thing you fucking idiot. Hibiki Miyahara: You'd think they could stop yelling for just a few hours... Jacob Knight: I don't like hot water. Rai Nagare: Were you off romancing last eva fight? Natsumi Katakiri: ... Are you and Aaron a couple? Rai Nagare: Man that's just wrong. Rai Nagare: Think about the angel. Rai Nagare: It had to watch. Aaron Smith: I will throw a rock at your head. I'll make sure to knock your fucking skull off. Officer Gahiri: Hey guys heard you were going to the hot spring Rai Nagare: ... Aaron Smith: ... Hibiki Miyahara: Of course not! He's cool and all, but I don't like him /that/ way. Rai Nagare: Who's this asshole? Jacob Knight: How the hell did you manage to keep your cigarette lit, sir? Natsumi Katakiri: ... Officer Gahiri: Trade secret Natsumi Katakiri: So its Rai being Rai. Typical. Aaron Smith: Yeah, this is too much stupidity for me. Are there any other springs? Rai Nagare: No way man, you gotta sit your ass down and talk. Aaron Smith: Not to you I don't. Hibiki Miyahara: Pretty much. Rai Nagare: Damn straight you do. Officer Gahiri: Aaron Izayen: Aaron Natsumi Katakiri: ... Natsumi Katakiri: Is the commander a rapist? Izayen: I have a plan Aaron Smith: If you say what I think you're going to say, I'm shooting NERV headquarters next attack. Natsumi Katakiri: Because he sounds a little creepy. Hibiki Miyahara: I... Hibiki Miyahara: ... I certainly hope not. Izayen: I was gonna say wait for rai to fall asleep so his skin peels off onto the rock from the heat Rai Nagare: ... Aaron Smith: ... Rai Nagare: Sounds fuckin' rad. Rai Nagare: Let's do it. Natsumi Katakiri: ... No, he's just a sadist Izayen: What Aaron Smith: Jacob, you just got a dinner guest. Hibiki Miyahara: ... I can't deny that. Rai Nagare: Oh shit, didn't know he swung that way. Jacob Knight: IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE I AM, I'LL BE OVER GETTING AN EARLY DINNER * Izayen rolls: d100 => 52 * Izayen rolls: d100 => 31 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 25 » Natsumi Katakiri: ... Rai Nagare: (Psssssssssst) Izayen: wait Izayen: where the hell did rai go Rai Nagare: (ladies) Izayen: WHAT IS HE DOING Aaron Smith: ... Aaron Smith: COVER UP! Rai Nagare: (Laaaaaaadies) Izayen: You should be thankful. * Hibiki Miyahara leans on the side of the spring Aaron Smith: ... Rai Nagare: (I have something important to tell you) Izayen: I'm amazed he hasn't tried stacking the rocks Hibiki Miyahara: (Whaaaaaaaaat.) Natsumi Katakiri: Yes, Rai? Aaron Smith: Don't give him ideas. Rai Nagare: (Aaron like likes Hibiki. Don't tell him I said that.) Natsumi Katakiri: ... Aaron Smith: I heard that. Rai Nagare: (Oh by the way, do you have food?) Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 92 » Hibiki Miyahara: (No and no.) Natsumi Katakiri: Why would we have food? Rai Nagare: Oooh. Rejected. Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: ...Yo. Hibiki Miyahara: A-aaah! Izayen: What's going on over here? Aaron Smith: WE! ARE! NOT! A! THING! YOU! RETARD! Natsumi Katakiri: What's going on? Aaron Smith: .......Oh. Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: Nice one, smartass. Natsumi Katakiri: I heard something crack. Aaron Smith: FUCK YOU! * Hibiki Miyahara HIDES UNDER THE WATER * Aaron Smith looks away from the girls Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, your voices aren't distorted. Rai Nagare: Dude, your girlfriend is totally shy. * Hibiki Miyahara okay dumb idea resurfaces Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 63 » Rai Nagare: Hey Natsumi, help me out! * Hibiki Miyahara coughs * Izayen gets up and wraps a towel around his waist Natsumi Katakiri: Help what now? Hibiki Miyahara: NA-GA-RE! Izayen: Wait what the hell did you two do Rai Nagare: MI-YA-I-FOR-GET! Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 72 » * Hibiki Miyahara reaches for a towel, covering herself as she gets out * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 15 Natsumi Katakiri: Rai, what did you do now? Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 27 » Rai Nagare: ... * Tama rolls: 1d5+3 => 5 + 3 = 8 Rai Nagare: OH IT IS ON! * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 64 Aaron Smith: « 1d5+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 » Hibiki Miyahara: Get OUT of here! Aaron Smith: Sorry for the interruption, ladies. Natsumi Katakiri: What's happening? Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 58 » * Natsumi Katakiri turns around. Rai Nagare: ... * Fen rolls: 1d100 => 35 Izayen: What is going on. Jacob Knight: Wait. Hibiki Miyahara: Uh... can't really say it's okay, but it's not-- Jacob Knight: What the hell? Jacob Knight: ... Izayen: Jacob, rai and aaron are naked and in the girls side Izayen: And natsumi doesn't know they're still anekd Jacob Knight: ... Natsumi Katakiri: ? Natsumi Katakiri: Guys? * Rai Nagare SPLASH Hibiki Miyahara: ... SHIT, KATAKIRI, MOVE-- Natsumi Katakiri: Oof. Aaron Smith: If I drowned him, I don't suppose we could say it was an accident? * Natsumi Katakiri sinks. Izayen: ... Izayen: Aaron * Rai Nagare pops head up Izayen: He's stillnaked remember Rai Nagare: Huh. Rai Nagare: Hey where's Natsumi? Hibiki Miyahara: Aaaaah shoot! Aaron Smith: And I can drown him. * Rai Nagare looks down * Hibiki Miyahara gets back in the water to try and pull her up * Rai Nagare helps Hibiki left her up * Natsumi Katakiri coughs. Jacob Knight: Are you guys going to be long, or should I catch a bus home? Natsumi Katakiri: Ow my face. Izayen: No.. Hibiki Miyahara: Are you okay? Rai Nagare: You should probably try to drown less. Izayen: Well. Tihs is going to make dinner awkward Natsumi Katakiri: I just had something hit me in the... Aaron Smith: Just let me drown him. Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, he's behidn me, isn't he? Jacob Knight: Thank god I've already eaten, sir. Aaron Smith: So many problems can be gone that way. Rai Nagare: Yo. Hibiki Miyahara: Yep. Hibiki Miyahara: Go nuts. Natsumi Katakiri: Rai, you have 5 secosn. Natsumi Katakiri: Rai, you have 5 seconds. Rai Nagare: Huh? Natsumi Katakiri: 1 Rai Nagare: ... * Natsumi rolls: 1d100 => 37 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 51 » Hibiki Miyahara: 2. Rai Nagare: Ow! Rai Nagare: Hey! Rai Nagare: Cut it out! * Natsumi Katakiri points towards the wall. Natsumi Katakiri: Out. * Rai Nagare cowers behind rock Hibiki Miyahara: NAGARE, GET ON THE-- Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 94 » * Izayen looks over to see rai sprawled across the rock Hibiki Miyahara: GET OFF OF THAT ROCK OH MY GOD Izayen: Jacob Natsumi Katakiri: ... Izayen: Tasering the water. Izayen: Would it kill him Hibiki Miyahara: NO! Aaron Smith: Get the girls out first. Jacob Knight: That's not how tasers work. Natsumi Katakiri: You know, I'm glad I'm blind right now. Aaron Smith: Lilly, get out of the water please. Lilly: Fuck you guys, ruin school for me and now tihs Natsumi Katakiri: *Sigh* Lilly: I'm going ganguro Rai Nagare: YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES Rai Nagare: JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION Izayen: Jacob Izayen: Whos going to fish him out Natsumi Katakiri: Rai. I'm naked. Hibiki Miyahara: SAYS THE GUY WHO BROKE INTO THE GIRLS SIDE OF THE HOT SPRING. Aaron Smith: Don't tell him that. Natsumi Katakiri: Think about where you are right now. Izayen: also * Aaron Smith hands Natsumi a rock Aaron Smith: Go crazy. Izayen: What smells like lemons over here? Natsumi Katakiri: ... * Natsumi Katakiri tosses the rock aside. Natsumi Katakiri: Hibiki, where is a towel? * Hibiki Miyahara hands her one lying on the side of the spring Natsumi Katakiri: Thank you. Jacob Knight: Wait, so why can't we just leave him here? * Natsumi Katakiri puts the towel on. Izayen: He will probly get sued for indecency for being in the girls side Izayen: And I don't want to pay for that * Natsumi rolls: 1d100 => 39 Izayen: Hi natsumi Hibiki Miyahara: Bleh, I wanted to relax... Aaron Smith: That's why I said he shouldn't come. Aaron Smith: But does anyone listen to me? Nooooooooo. Natsumi Katakiri: You really need to start controlling your subordinates better, commander jerk. * Rai Nagare glubba glubba Natsumi Katakiri: Jacob, where's the change rooms. * Rai Nagare glubba glubba * Jacob Knight coughs. Rai Nagare: *Hmm... These guys suck and I'm hungry for tacos...* Izayen: So is rai dead? Hibiki Miyahara: Natsumi, the girl's changing rooms are on this side... * Izayen rolls: d100 => 93 * Natsumi Katakiri puts her clothes back on. * Aaron Smith gets changed and hides Rai's clothes * Jacob Knight never took his off because he's not stupid. Natsumi Katakiri: ... Jacob, why is he insane? * Hibiki Miyahara reluctently gets out and gets changed. Izayen: ... Izayen: Guys seriously we should get in the car and find him Izayen: I don't want to pay for this Hibiki Miyahara: You're already paying for the wall, aren't you? Izayen: ... Izayen: Fuck Jacob Knight: Actually, that's part of NERV's Rai insurance. Jacob Knight: I've read the policy. Aaron Smith: We have Rai insurance? Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, Rai has personal insurance? Natsumi Katakiri: Is there insurance regarding me? Jacob Knight: No, Rai is actually an insurance option in Tokyo-3. Aaron Smith: Not surprising in the slightest. Jacob Knight: Like floods, earthquakes and Justin Beiber fangirls. Natsumi Katakiri: ... Good to know. I'm gonna give the commander grief later. Izayen: ok but seriously Izayen: Clothes Izayen: car Izayen: now Izayen: We need to find a naked idiot Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 85 » * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 94 * Natsumi rolls: 1d100 => 79 * Allan rolls: d100 => 3 * Allan rolls: d100 => 91 * Natsumi rolls: 1d100 => 92 * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 10 Aaron Smith: « 1d100 = 8 » * Natsumi rolls: 1d100 => 47 * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 30 * Allan rolls: d100 => 8 Izayen: Any sight of him? Rai Nagare: Yo Jacob, you hungry? Jacob Knight: Already ate. Natsumi Katakiri: Nope. Blind. * Jacob Knight rings Izayen. Rai Nagare: Your loss man. Hibiki Miyahara: I don't see him... * Izayen answers Izayen: Yo? Jacob Knight: Found him. Izayen: Where? * Natsumi Katakiri steals Izayen's phone. Jacob Knight: On the bus. Natsumi Katakiri: Put me on to Rai. Izayen: Get ready for the confession aaron Jacob Knight: My apologies, but this phone is NERV property and I am not willing to endanger it. Hibiki Miyahara: Wait, did Jacob find him? Izayen: Yep Rai Nagare: Dude, I'll trade you this hotdog. Aaron Smith: ... * Jacob Knight glares at Pilot Nagare. Natsumi Katakiri: Don't make me make your life miserable Jacob. I actually like you as opposed to the jackasses that won't get out of my life. Hibiki Miyahara: That easily...? Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: Two hotdogs? Aaron Smith: Hey! Natsumi Katakiri: Tell the bastard that if he goes home right now I'll make him taco's for dinner. Jacob Knight: Fine, Natsumi, I'll get a new phone later. * Natsumi Katakiri ends the call. Jacob Knight: But I think he already has plenty. Jacob Knight: ... Izayen: So we're going home? Jacob Knight: Okay, Rai. Rai Nagare: So what did they say? * Aaron Smith shakes his head * Natsumi Katakiri throws the phone in Izayen's general direction. Jacob Knight: Apparently, if you go home directly, you get to have Natsumi make you tacos. Jacob Knight: Or something. Rai Nagare: Woo! Rai Nagare: Later sucker! Jacob Knight: ... * Natsumi Katakiri holds her head in her hands. Natsumi Katakiri: I hate my life. * Izayen at a red light Hibiki Miyahara: I'll help you make them, if it helps. Izayen: Can I have my phone back * Natsumi Katakiri throws the phone in Izayen's general direction. Garrett is disconnected. Garrett is disconnected. Natsumi Katakiri: That would be appreciated, Hibiki. Garrett has connected. * Izayen catches it and continues driving home Natsumi Katakiri: Oh, and stop chewing your fingers. * Jacob Knight eventually arrives at the bus stop near the house and walks home. Hibiki Miyahara: Ah-- sorry. Natsumi Katakiri: Where is that stupid son of a bitch? Natsumi Katakiri: Where is that stupid son of a bitch? * Rai Nagare floating on the surface of the pool and whistling HEATS Hibiki Miyahara: Maybe he really did get arrested. Natsumi Katakiri: ... I doubt it. He's too crazy. Izayen: I wanted to eat.. Natsumi Katakiri: Gah, where's the oven. Luke: Did anybody miss me.. * Natsumi Katakiri feels around the kitchen top. Hibiki Miyahara: To your left. Natsumi Katakiri: Let's see... knives, knives, knives... Ah, here we are. * Natsumi Katakiri grabs the knife block. Hibiki Miyahara: That's not the oven! Natsumi Katakiri: Hibiki, second biggest knife. Hibiki Miyahara: Oh. * Hibiki Miyahara takes the knife out Luke: Ok... Natsumi Katakiri: Let's see... oven needs to be 200 or so Izayen: So Izayen: Think she will cut it off? * Natsumi Katakiri listens to the knob click. Jacob Knight: Hopefully. Natsumi Katakiri: ... About there. * Hibiki Miyahara checks to make sure Natsumi Katakiri: Fridge, fridge... here we are. Natsumi Katakiri: Cheese... Cheese... Natsumi Katakiri: Cream. Natsumi Katakiri: Hibiki, cut the cheese. * Natsumi Katakiri holds the cheese out. Natsumi Katakiri: Let's see... I'd like some tuna. Rai likes meat... probably meat. * Hibiki Miyahara takes it to the countertop and cuts it in half Natsumi Katakiri: Anyone got preferences? Hibiki Miyahara: ... how much do I cut this? Natsumi Katakiri: Mince, mince... Natsumi Katakiri: Into slices. * Rai Nagare is only wearing a towel Hibiki Miyahara: Okay. Rai Nagare: Oh, sup random new guy. * Hibiki Miyahara does so! Natsumi Katakiri: Hmm... wonder if I can trick Rai into eating lettuce? Rai Nagare: Hmm... Rai Nagare: I'm bored. Hibiki Miyahara: Bury it under taco sauce and meat? Natsumi Katakiri: Let's see... bag of mushrooms... An Onion... Two carrots. Jacob Knight: I saw that. Jacob Knight: Did you see that, Izayen? Natsumi Katakiri: ... No, three carrots. * Hibiki Miyahara has finished with the cheese Natsumi Katakiri: Cut these up, slices is fine. Jacob Knight: I never did get my taser back. Natsumi Katakiri: Let's see... sour cream... taco sauce... sauce... Natsumi Katakiri: ? * Hibiki Miyahara takes the vegtables and starts cutting them as well Natsumi Katakiri: RAI, Where'd you put the damn sauce? Natsumi Katakiri: Let's see... taco's... Natsumi Katakiri: Two packs. The overn warm? Hibiki Miyahara: Yeah. * Natsumi Katakiri shoves the tacos in. Aaron Smith: This is stupid. * Hibiki Miyahara doesn't actually know but she doesn't want Natsumi touching it to check Aaron Smith 2: I agree. Natsumi Katakiri: Oi, Smith, stop cloning yourself. Aaron Smith: It's the only way to get any intelligent conversation going on. Natsumi Katakiri: Turn the stove on, please? Natsumi Katakiri: Need a pan... Natsumi Katakiri: And oil Hibiki Miyahara: The stove is on... Hibiki Miyahara: You turned it on first, remember? * Natsumi Katakiri rummages through the pantry. Jacob Knight: Sorry, but do you guys need to narate everything you say? Natsumi Katakiri: I like talking to myself. Natsumi Katakiri: It helps with the long shifts at the cafe. * Natsumi Katakiri starts cooking. Hibiki Miyahara: When one of the cooks can't see all that well, yes. Natsumi Katakiri: Give it about fifteen. Aaron Smith: We're bored. Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: My retarded american senses are tingling. Natsumi Katakiri: Hey Rai Nagare: Yo. Natsumi Katakiri: Dinner in 15. Aaron Smith: My retarded japanese sense is going off. AKA my Rai detector. Rai Nagare: Sweet. Rai Nagare: Hey Natsumi. Jacob Knight: Isn't that always going off? Natsumi Katakiri: Hm? Rai Nagare: Where did you hide my tomahawks? Aaron Smith: Unfortunately. Izayen: Oh yeah Natsumi Katakiri: Under your bed. Izayen: Hibiki Rai Nagare: Thanks. Aaron Smith: Do I need to get my pistol? Hibiki Miyahara: Hmm? Rai Nagare: GET-A TOMAHAWK! Izayen: Do you think rai will ever be normal? Natsumi Katakiri: Nope Aaron Smith: I can apply lead to his head. See if that helps. Natsumi Katakiri: Hibiki, we're going shopping tomorrow. I'm going crazy. Hibiki Miyahara: Doubt it-- oh, okay. What for? Jacob Knight: I don't see how that would help, since he never uses it. Natsumi Katakiri: I don't really care. Unlike the rest of you I have orders to do jack shit for a month. It's already grating. Aaron Smith: It might bridge a neuron or two. * Izayen puts onions on a pan with salt and sugar Rai Nagare: Hmm... Aaron Smith: At the least, I get the satisfaction of shooting him. Rai Nagare: Hey Commander Loser. * Rai Nagare jabs Izayen Hibiki Miyahara: Sounds like it'll be fun, then. Izayen: What do you want rai? Rai Nagare: Can I have a vacation? Izayen: No Rai Nagare: ... Rai Nagare: Why not? Garrett is disconnected. Garrett is disconnected. Izayen: Because you're yo Izayen: you* Rai Nagare: Why noooooot? Rai Nagare: Pleaaaaaaaaaaase Izayen: Why do you even need one Rai Nagare: Dunno, bored. Rai Nagare: Oh! Rai Nagare: And I berserked right? Rai Nagare: That means I get a vacation, Natsumi Katakiri: What's berserk mean? Rai Nagare: unless you want me to berserk again? Garrett has connected. Jacob Knight: That's not how berserking works, Rai. Izayen: Do you want tacos to no longer be served here? Rai Nagare: Hey, I got tasered like... Rai Nagare: ...Seven times today! Hibiki Miyahara: Izayen, your onions are burning. Natsumi Katakiri: 4. Rai Nagare: Four, whatever. Natsumi Katakiri: Gah * Natsumi Katakiri tries to rescue the onions. * Izayen moves the onions quickly off the pan Izayen: Thank you natsumi Natsumi Katakiri: Stupid jerk. Natsumi Katakiri: Rai, stop whinging. Izayen: Oh yeah. Natsumi Katakiri: Dinner! Izayen: You guys know there are other nerv facilities Natsumi Katakiri: Do now. Izayen: Germany Izayen: America Rai Nagare: The moon Izayen: And for a while there was a Russian facility Jacob Knight: I used to live in Germany, so yes, I guess you could say that. Rai Nagare: Oh wait, Nerv secret Natsumi Katakiri: Wait, if there's a Nerv Germany, why did we get called in to London? Hibiki Miyahara: Seems like common sense for there to be other bases. Natsumi Katakiri: Coulda saved me the temporary blindness. Jacob Knight: Because NERV Germany and NERV Japan don't get along very well. Garrett is disconnected. Garrett is disconnected. Izayen: They aren't really good Natsumi Katakiri: ... Jacob Knight: As demonstrated. Natsumi Katakiri: Hey, Jacob, your eyes black or hazel? Jacob Knight: Hazel. Natsumi Katakiri: What do ya know. I couldn't see that yesterday. Izayen: heh Natsumi Katakiri: Shuddap Jerk. Izayen: Anyway guys Izayen: Go to bed Rai Nagare: Nah, gonna eat tacos. * Tama rolls: 1d100 => 26 Jacob Knight: I've said this before, Izayen, I am already asleep. Natsumi Katakiri: Guess what we got! Guess what we got! Natsumi Katakiri: Guess what we got! Guess what we got! Natsumi Katakiri: Guess what we got! Guess what we got! Izayen: what * Natsumi Katakiri opens the bag to dramatically reveal... Natsumi Katakiri: A Playstation 2! Hibiki Miyahara: You're never going to guess. Ever. Hibiki Miyahara: I'm not even joking. Izayen: Neat * Natsumi Katakiri starts reaching the bag, pulling out... Natsumi Katakiri: And Super Robot Wars! Natsumi Katakiri: And Getter Robo! Natsumi Katakiri: And Shin Mazinger! Natsumi Katakiri: And Gundam... Natsumi Katakiri: Actually, a lot of Gundam * Rai Nagare raises head Rai Nagare: WHAT DID YOU BUY?! Jacob Knight: And who's paying for this? Natsumi Katakiri: ... Natsumi Katakiri: Um... Izayen: ... Rai Nagare: Oh oh! Let me play! Let me play! Hibiki Miyahara: Her, me, and Izayen. Izayen: Wait me? * Hibiki Miyahara sounds like she's about to cry. Natsumi Katakiri: ... Izayen: Aaron welcome back to being my favourite Natsumi Katakiri: I said I'd pay you back, Hibiki! It's not as if my pay for the next month is going anywhere! Rai Nagare: Let me play let me play let me play Rai Nagare: Please please please please Natsumi Katakiri: No. Hibiki Miyahara: Yeah, but still... Rai Nagare: ... Unknown command: "coughs sarcastifly while he is making coffe". Try /help for a list of commands. Rai Nagare: ...Aww. * Izayen coughs while making coffee Natsumi Katakiri: You won't let me touch your scarf. Rai Nagare: ... * Natsumi Katakiri crosses her arms. * Rai Nagare glares Rai Nagare: No deal. Natsumi Katakiri: Didn't think so. Rai Nagare: Have your games, I've got my scarf. Natsumi Katakiri: Hehehe... where's the TV! Where's the TV! Izayen: I really liked that one gundam Izayen: Testujin 28 Hibiki Miyahara: Upstairs. Natsumi Katakiri: Dunno what your talking about. Jacob Knight: Ahem. Jacob Knight: Izayen. Jacob Knight: Please step outside. Izayen: ? Jacob Knight: Sir. Izayen: Oh yeah anyone wanna read old manga Jacob Knight: I apologize, but I feel I need to /correct/ you on a matter or two. Fen is disconnected. You have disconnected. Natsumi is disconnected.