null = None false = False true = True facts = [{"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t3", "data": {"domain": "self.AskReddit", "media_embed": {}, "levenshtein": null, "subreddit": "AskReddit", "selftext_html": null, "selftext": "", "likes": null, "saved": false, "id": "n1657", "clicked": false, "title": "what is the most interesting thing you know?", "media": null, "score": 1323, "over_18": false, "hidden": false, "thumbnail": "", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "downs": 3425, "is_self": true, "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/n1657/what_is_the_most_interesting_thing_you_know/", "name": "t3_n1657", "created": 1323124386.0, "url": "http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/n1657/what_is_the_most_interesting_thing_you_know/", "author_flair_text": null, "author": "rezyn", "created_utc": 1323099186.0, "num_comments": 9113, "ups": 4748}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Squirrels can fill their tails with blood, which they then wave behind them when facing a predator, like a snake. The heat from the blood in the tail makes the squirrel look larger than it is to the snake that sees infrared.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136967.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 174, "author": "FaustTheBird", "created_utc": 1323111767.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Squirrels can fill their tails with blood, which they then wave behind them when facing a predator, like a snake. The heat from the blood in the tail makes the squirrel look larger than it is to the snake that sees infrared.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I do this with my \"tail\" too.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323145570.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 182, "author": "Flyingbuffaloman", "created_utc": 1323120370.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I do this with my &quot;tail&quot; too.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35i3fc", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kv25", "id": "c35kv25"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jm96", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 801, "name": "t1_c35jm96"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ka9r", "id": "c35ka9r"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i3fc", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 684, "name": "t1_c35i3fc"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The Nine Banded Armadillo ALWAYS gives birth to genetically identical quadruplets. This makes them useful in leprosy studies since Armadillos are one of the only animals other than humans that can contract it. In fact, they first contracted it from us, sucks for them.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135755.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 55, "author": "ColorMute", "created_utc": 1323110555.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The Nine Banded Armadillo ALWAYS gives birth to genetically identical quadruplets. This makes them useful in leprosy studies since Armadillos are one of the only animals other than humans that can contract it. In fact, they first contracted it from us, sucks for them.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35krpb", "id": "c35krpb"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hvrw", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 262, "name": "t1_c35hvrw"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "[Scientists have created a goat that lactates spider web silk.](http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/meet-spider-goat-the-dna-enhanced-web-flinging-nanny-that-may-one-day-knit-your-bones/story-fn5fsgyc-1225867617374)\n\nI primarily use this one to break awkward silences.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323142589.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 18, "author": "CoheedAndKombucha", "created_utc": 1323117389.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p><a href=\"http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/meet-spider-goat-the-dna-enhanced-web-flinging-nanny-that-may-one-day-knit-your-bones/story-fn5fsgyc-1225867617374\">Scientists have created a goat that lactates spider web silk.</a></p>\n\n<p>I primarily use this one to break awkward silences.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kykb", "id": "c35kykb"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j3di", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 115, "name": "t1_c35j3di"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Ketchup is usually labeled as \"Tomato Ketchup\" because ketchup was [originally a fish-based sauce](http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=ketchup), likely from Chinese, that was transformed into a wide variety of sauces.\n\nI learned this last night while on a date with a philologist.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131469.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 101, "author": "spkr4thedead51", "created_utc": 1323106269.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Ketchup is usually labeled as &quot;Tomato Ketchup&quot; 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I remember taking a small twig and pushing the captured one off the two, and it wiggled with life slightly. But just as quickly as I pushed it off, the two ants turned around and picked him back up to bring it to their dirt mound.\n\nSo naturally i stomped all of them. I think we know who the hero was that day.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135208.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 986, "author": "Gugeno", "created_utc": 1323110008.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>When I was a little boy I remember walking onto my front porch to see two red ants carrying a black ant over their backs towards a colony. I remember taking a small twig and pushing the captured one off the two, and it wiggled with life slightly. But just as quickly as I pushed it off, the two ants turned around and picked him back up to bring it to their dirt mound.</p>\n\n<p>So naturally i stomped all of them. I think we know who the hero was that day.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h03k", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Great ending.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323142576.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 52, "author": "CanadianTrees", "created_utc": 1323117376.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Great ending.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hs7u", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kttc", "id": "c35kttc"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j3ae", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 300, "name": "t1_c35j3ae"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "This is actually the us strategy when invading and saving a country with democracy.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323143936.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 262, "author": "AAlsmadi1", "created_utc": 1323118736.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>This is actually the us strategy when invading and saving a country with democracy.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hs7u", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kux6", "id": "c35kux6"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jc3d", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 996, "name": "t1_c35jc3d"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35je62", "id": "c35je62"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hs7u", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2215, "name": "t1_c35hs7u"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Ants also raise livestock. Some ant colonies will set up penned areas for aphids. They then use the aphid's secretions and sometimes bodies as food.\n\nhttp://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071009212548.htm\n\n", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135607.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 24, "author": "iamtimeless", "created_utc": 1323110407.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Ants also raise livestock. Some ant colonies will set up penned areas for aphids. 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Now i'm interested.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133497.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 25, "author": "TheArchiteck", "created_utc": 1323108297.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Elaborate please. Now i&#39;m interested.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h03k", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hq8j", "id": "c35hq8j"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hhid", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 132, "name": "t1_c35hhid"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hxcl", "id": "c35hxcl"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h03k", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2109, "name": "t1_c35h03k"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "[Mobile execution vans in China](http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-06-14-death-van_x.htm)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130804.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 43, "author": "Not_A_Slave", "created_utc": 1323105604.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p><a href=\"http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-06-14-death-van_x.htm\">Mobile execution vans in China</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "and you thought the fung wah buses were dangerous...", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134180.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 11, "author": "boutsofbrilliance", "created_utc": 1323108980.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>and you thought the fung wah buses were dangerous...</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h17k", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jdgm", "id": "c35jdgm"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hltf", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 88, "name": "t1_c35hltf"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i74r", "id": "c35i74r"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h17k", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 255, "name": "t1_c35h17k"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Your peripheral vision is largely, if not entirely, black and white. Your brain fills in what colors it thinks should be there. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136144.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 904, "author": "luna20801", "created_utc": 1323110944.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Your peripheral vision is largely, if not entirely, black and white. Your brain fills in what colors it thinks should be there. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jgty", "id": "c35jgty"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hy8l", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2032, "name": "t1_c35hy8l"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Have you ever noticed that you've never seen an unshelled cashew in the stores? That's because in the shell the cashew nut is surrounded by a powerful irritant called anacardic acid, a close family to the poison ivy toxin. Cashew manufactures shell the nuts and roast them, which effectively removes all the toxins. However you have to roast them outside because heating them up creates a powerful gas that can close up the airways to the lungs.\n\n**EDIT: I confused the difference between shelled and unshelled. Fixed it.**", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131698.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 179, "author": "mi-16evil", "created_utc": 1323106498.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Have you ever noticed that you&#39;ve never seen an unshelled cashew in the stores? That&#39;s because in the shell the cashew nut is surrounded by a powerful irritant called anacardic acid, a close family to the poison ivy toxin. Cashew manufactures shell the nuts and roast them, which effectively removes all the toxins. However you have to roast them outside because heating them up creates a powerful gas that can close up the airways to the lungs.</p>\n\n<p><strong>EDIT: I confused the difference between shelled and unshelled. Fixed it.</strong></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Ever seen a cashew before it is picked?\n\nhttp://www.lifeonnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cashew-1.jpg", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138182.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 48, "author": "tizz66", "created_utc": 1323112982.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Ever seen a cashew before it is picked?</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.lifeonnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cashew-1.jpg\">http:&#47;&#47;www.lifeonnorth.com&#47;wp-content&#47;uploads&#47;2011&#47;01&#47;cashew-1.jpg</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h6lj", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iv7p", "id": "c35iv7p"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ib69", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 273, "name": "t1_c35ib69"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35inry", "id": "c35inry"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h6lj", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 646, "name": "t1_c35h6lj"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Probably boring as fuck to a lot of people, but i think it's pretty damn interesting and it blows my mind occasionally:\n\nChickens are racist.\n\nThey will segregate themselves based on color if you have multiple chickens of multiple different colors.\n\nMy family had chickens since I was maybe 2, and i first noticed this when i was about 12, and then i paid attention. It's VERY prevalent. However, it seems you have to have at least three of two different colors of chicken, sometimes a couple more. If there's only a couple of each color, they all get along.\n\nThe implications this has about the workings of a chicken's mind are actually rather important, as it suggest they are at least capable of understanding the concept of \"self\" and compare their own self-image to the images of other chickens around them. Fucking blows my mind.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136563.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 177, "author": "Fearlessleader85", "created_utc": 1323111363.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Probably boring as fuck to a lot of people, but i think it&#39;s pretty damn interesting and it blows my mind occasionally:</p>\n\n<p>Chickens are racist.</p>\n\n<p>They will segregate themselves based on color if you have multiple chickens of multiple different colors.</p>\n\n<p>My family had chickens since I was maybe 2, and i first noticed this when i was about 12, and then i paid attention. It&#39;s VERY prevalent. However, it seems you have to have at least three of two different colors of chicken, sometimes a couple more. If there&#39;s only a couple of each color, they all get along.</p>\n\n<p>The implications this has about the workings of a chicken&#39;s mind are actually rather important, as it suggest they are at least capable of understanding the concept of &quot;self&quot; and compare their own self-image to the images of other chickens around them. Fucking blows my mind.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Chickens are just fucking evil.\n\nmy parents have about twenty on their farm, they had a hen sitting on some eggs and when they hatched, that bitch stomped them flat like pancakes.\n\nanother time they had a real cool rooster but one day the bitches decided they didn't like him, they fucking killed him.\n\nAlso had a real bad ass rooster, he got in a fight with a dog, and won, he didnt kill the dog but scared him off. But the dog got him pretty bad, had a huge hole in his back and you could see his fucking kidneys!!, rooster didn't give a fuck, he was back to rooting hens the next day.\n\n**TL;DR chickens are crazy evil bitches, roosters are badass**", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323143557.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 86, "author": "toyoto", "created_utc": 1323118357.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Chickens are just fucking evil.</p>\n\n<p>my parents have about twenty on their farm, they had a hen sitting on some eggs and when they hatched, that bitch stomped them flat like pancakes.</p>\n\n<p>another time they had a real cool rooster but one day the bitches decided they didn&#39;t like him, they fucking killed him.</p>\n\n<p>Also had a real bad ass rooster, he got in a fight with a dog, and won, he didnt kill the dog but scared him off. But the dog got him pretty bad, had a huge hole in his back and you could see his fucking kidneys!!, rooster didn&#39;t give a fuck, he was back to rooting hens the next day.</p>\n\n<p><strong>TL;DR chickens are crazy evil bitches, roosters are badass</strong></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35i0vp", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Sounds like Jersey Shore.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323147687.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 26, "author": "DiscountLlama", "created_utc": 1323122487.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Sounds like Jersey Shore.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35j9k1", "likes": null, "replies": "", "id": "c35jz6a", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 204, "name": "t1_c35jz6a"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "We had like 9 roosters at one point, with about 15 hens, but the roosters all decided one hen was the sexiest, so they gang raped her continuously for days until she had no feathers on her back or the back of her head.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323148687.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 7, "author": "Fearlessleader85", "created_utc": 1323123487.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>We had like 9 roosters at one point, with about 15 hens, but the roosters all decided one hen was the sexiest, so they gang raped her continuously for days until she had no feathers on her back or the back of her head.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35j9k1", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Sounds like Jersey Shore.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323149570.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 16, "author": "mxyz", "created_utc": 1323124370.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Sounds like Jersey Shore.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35k59b", "likes": null, "replies": "", "id": "c35kakm", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 111, "name": "t1_c35kakm"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35lwjb", "id": "c35lwjb"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35k59b", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 54, "name": "t1_c35k59b"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kbqf", "id": "c35kbqf"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j9k1", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 337, "name": "t1_c35j9k1"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kc41", "id": "c35kc41"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i0vp", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 696, "name": "t1_c35i0vp"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The extreme death toll of the Black Death enabled more capital to be available to people of every social status. It basically brought about the birth of capitalism as we know it today.\n\nSee [Social and Economic Effects](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consequences_of_the_Black_Death)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130830.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 359, "author": "lensera", "created_utc": 1323105630.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The extreme death toll of the Black Death enabled more capital to be available to people of every social status. It basically brought about the birth of capitalism as we know it today.</p>\n\n<p>See <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consequences_of_the_Black_Death\">Social and Economic Effects</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Something from my History of Technology class- \n\nThe Black Plague killed an immense amount of people, leaving the remaining 40-60% of people with a proportionately greater amount of wealth. But in addition to money/ belongings, the was now an excess of linens, most importantly linen underwear. At this point paper as we know it had not been introduced to Europe, so the new invention of printing press could not be used very efficiently. \n\nThe new increase of wealth in the remaining population greatly increased the demand for bibles, and the excess of unused linens made way for the initial boom in number of books, many of which were printed on recycled paper made from linen underwear. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134855.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 88, "author": "bac15", "created_utc": 1323109655.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Something from my History of Technology class- </p>\n\n<p>The Black Plague killed an immense amount of people, leaving the remaining 40-60% of people with a proportionately greater amount of wealth. But in addition to money&#47; belongings, the was now an excess of linens, most importantly linen underwear. At this point paper as we know it had not been introduced to Europe, so the new invention of printing press could not be used very efficiently. </p>\n\n<p>The new increase of wealth in the remaining population greatly increased the demand for bibles, and the excess of unused linens made way for the initial boom in number of books, many of which were printed on recycled paper made from linen underwear. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h1d4", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i8av", "id": "c35i8av"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hq0c", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 386, "name": "t1_c35hq0c"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35htyw", "id": "c35htyw"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h1d4", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1156, "name": "t1_c35h1d4"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Spiny dogfish congregate in huge schools and have a natural mortality of less than 0.05. The only thing that really kills them is BRITAIN'S NEED FOR FISH AND CHIPS!", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129550.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 466, "author": "RDub3685", "created_utc": 1323104350.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Spiny dogfish congregate in huge schools and have a natural mortality of less than 0.05. The only thing that really kills them is BRITAIN&#39;S NEED FOR FISH AND CHIPS!</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Fish and Chips is serious fucking business. We've been to war with Iceland three times over the matter (the cod wars).", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133456.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 300, "author": "Ryuaiin", "created_utc": 1323108256.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Fish and Chips is serious fucking business. We&#39;ve been to war with Iceland three times over the matter (the cod wars).</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gtz6", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "COD: Modern Wharfare", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136348.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 2663, "author": "Skwiggity", "created_utc": 1323111148.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>COD: Modern Wharfare</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hh8e", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i8dw", "id": "c35i8dw"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hzkg", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 4530, "name": "t1_c35hzkg"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i48y", "id": "c35i48y"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hh8e", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1010, "name": "t1_c35hh8e"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ihja", "id": "c35ihja"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gtz6", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1274, "name": "t1_c35gtz6"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "John Tyler, the 10th President of the United States still has two LIVING Grandsons.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137558.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 209, "author": "EyeOfAugra", "created_utc": 1323112358.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>John Tyler, the 10th President of the United States still has two LIVING Grandsons.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "For a little more perspective, John Tyler was born in 1790", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323145442.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 37, "author": "jjhhggff8", "created_utc": 1323120242.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>For a little more perspective, John Tyler was born in 1790</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35i75s", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35lmxm", "id": "c35lmxm"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jlgs", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 227, "name": "t1_c35jlgs"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jvmp", "id": "c35jvmp"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i75s", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 831, "name": "t1_c35i75s"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Stegosaurus lived twice as long ago as Tyrannosaurus. In Tyrannosaurus' time, there were Stegosaurus fossils in the ground that were as old as T-rex fossils are today. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132042.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 297, "author": "Novah11", "created_utc": 1323106842.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Stegosaurus lived twice as long ago as Tyrannosaurus. In Tyrannosaurus&#39; time, there were Stegosaurus fossils in the ground that were as old as T-rex fossils are today. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "But how did the T-Rex dig them up with those tiny arms?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323142227.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 288, "author": "somecleverusername62", "created_utc": 1323117027.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>But how did the T-Rex dig them up with those tiny arms?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h8ip", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "[shovels.](http://i.imgur.com/lXG49.jpg)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323145824.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 18, "author": "olifri", "created_utc": 1323120624.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p><a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/lXG49.jpg\">shovels.</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35j12p", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35k986", "id": "c35k986"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jnvj", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 303, "name": "t1_c35jnvj"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jart", "id": "c35jart"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j12p", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1088, "name": "t1_c35j12p"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ji2t", "id": "c35ji2t"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h8ip", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1091, "name": "t1_c35h8ip"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "A group of Ferrets is called a Business", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136171.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 75, "author": "n64mikey", "created_utc": 1323110971.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>A group of Ferrets is called a Business</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jg4j", "id": "c35jg4j"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hygs", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 437, "name": "t1_c35hygs"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The Concorde, when it was operational, would fly across the Atlantic supersonic, however, if it was a hot day at the departure airport, luggage would be sent subsonic to save weight. So you would get there, however you luggage would be 4hrs behind.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129790.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 393, "author": "tha_ape", "created_utc": 1323104590.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The Concorde, when it was operational, would fly across the Atlantic supersonic, however, if it was a hot day at the departure airport, luggage would be sent subsonic to save weight. So you would get there, however you luggage would be 4hrs behind.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "If I had paid thousands of pounds for a super-sonic transatlantic flight I would damn well expect my fucking luggage to arrive with me. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130742.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 454, "author": "JimmerUK", "created_utc": 1323105542.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>If I had paid thousands of pounds for a super-sonic transatlantic flight I would damn well expect my fucking luggage to arrive with me. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvbe", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I got a chance to fly it right before it went out of service. They would send the luggage to your hotel if you asked.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132567.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 197, "author": "Drunken_Economist", "created_utc": 1323107367.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I got a chance to fly it right before it went out of service. They would send the luggage to your hotel if you asked.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h0tu", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "So what was the flight like? Was it as awesome as all of us imagine it to be?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134141.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 47, "author": "SoCalDan", "created_utc": 1323108941.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>So what was the flight like? Was it as awesome as all of us imagine it to be?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hbp6", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "It was really just like any other British Airways trans-atlantic flight, only shorter. I was only 13 at the time, but I remember being very cold - no idea if that was just the one particular flight or if all the aircraft cabins were kept colder.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134992.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 82, "author": "Drunken_Economist", "created_utc": 1323109792.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It was really just like any other British Airways trans-atlantic flight, only shorter. I was only 13 at the time, but I remember being very cold - no idea if that was just the one particular flight or if all the aircraft cabins were kept colder.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hlk5", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "That's a side effect of being placed in a stasis chamber as you pass through the collapsar, it prevents your flesh from disintegrating.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323142573.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 7, "author": "napalmx", "created_utc": 1323117373.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>That&#39;s a side effect of being placed in a stasis chamber as you pass through the collapsar, it prevents your flesh from disintegrating.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hqw2", "likes": null, "replies": "", "id": "c35j39i", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 36, "name": "t1_c35j39i"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hyqs", "id": "c35hyqs"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hqw2", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 328, "name": "t1_c35hqw2"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I still have a certificate, saying I flew on the concorde, at my parents' house. Granted I was only 8 at the time so it's probably just something they gave to kids.\n\nMy most vivid memory was that you flew so high that you could actually see the *curvature* of the earth. They also notified you on the screens when you broke the sound barrier. Very cool experience looking back on it. However, being the spoiled kid that I was I complained that we didn't get to watch any movies like we did on the regular cross atlantic flights.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138057.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 21, "author": "SammyGreen", "created_utc": 1323112857.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I still have a certificate, saying I flew on the concorde, at my parents&#39; house. Granted I was only 8 at the time so it&#39;s probably just something they gave to kids.</p>\n\n<p>My most vivid memory was that you flew so high that you could actually see the <em>curvature</em> of the earth. They also notified you on the screens when you broke the sound barrier. Very cool experience looking back on it. However, being the spoiled kid that I was I complained that we didn&#39;t get to watch any movies like we did on the regular cross atlantic flights.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hlk5", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kx0f", "id": "c35kx0f"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35iabv", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 88, "name": "t1_c35iabv"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jllk", "id": "c35jllk"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hlk5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 218, "name": "t1_c35hlk5"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hhh2", "id": "c35hhh2"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hbp6", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 728, "name": "t1_c35hbp6"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hbpo", "id": "c35hbpo"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h0tu", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1401, "name": "t1_c35h0tu"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "What do you mean by \"hot day\"? Are we talking temperature?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131801.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 35, "author": "Fittitor", "created_utc": 1323106601.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>What do you mean by &quot;hot day&quot;? Are we talking temperature?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvbe", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "yes. Takeoff fuel consumption.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132474.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 63, "author": "RoundSparrow", "created_utc": 1323107274.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>yes. Takeoff fuel consumption.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h752", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Cool. Did not know that temperature affected fuel consumption that much.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132824.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 21, "author": "Fittitor", "created_utc": 1323107624.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Cool. Did not know that temperature affected fuel consumption that much.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hb5o", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Turbine power is largely related to the diffference in tempreture between the intake gas and the exhaust gas. You can run a turbine much harder if the intake gas is cold.\n\nI live in the tropical north of Australia, and our local power station built the worlds largest beer fridge in an attempt to overcome peak demand issues.\n\nThat or because we _really_ like cold beer.\n\nHey, is that an interesting thing?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132987.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 68, "author": "DeepGreen", "created_utc": 1323107787.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Turbine power is largely related to the diffference in tempreture between the intake gas and the exhaust gas. You can run a turbine much harder if the intake gas is cold.</p>\n\n<p>I live in the tropical north of Australia, and our local power station built the worlds largest beer fridge in an attempt to overcome peak demand issues.</p>\n\n<p>That or because we <em>really</em> like cold beer.</p>\n\n<p>Hey, is that an interesting thing?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hdb0", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "If i remember right, making beer cold was the first practical application for commercial refridgeration. \n\nE: oh yeah, and it happened in australia. At the time the rest of the world was happy with ice cut from lakes and glaciers, and it took a while for the technology to get good/compact enough to put in homes and office buildings so thank australian beer drinkers.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134496.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 12, "author": "XenuLordOfTeegeeack", "created_utc": 1323109296.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>If i remember right, making beer cold was the first practical application for commercial refridgeration. </p>\n\n<p>E: oh yeah, and it happened in australia. At the time the rest of the world was happy with ice cut from lakes and glaciers, and it took a while for the technology to get good&#47;compact enough to put in homes and office buildings so thank australian beer drinkers.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35he9v", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i6q4", "id": "c35i6q4"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hnu4", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 52, "name": "t1_c35hnu4"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i7iu", "id": "c35i7iu"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35he9v", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 328, "name": "t1_c35he9v"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iagb", "id": "c35iagb"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hdb0", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 115, "name": "t1_c35hdb0"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iezo", "id": "c35iezo"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hb5o", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 294, "name": "t1_c35hb5o"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hejz", "id": "c35hejz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h752", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 166, "name": "t1_c35h752"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h997", "id": "c35h997"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gvbe", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1154, "name": "t1_c35gvbe"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The elevator to Hitler's eagle nest in the Austrian Alps had mirrored walls because Hitler was claustrophobic.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133500.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 7, "author": "CrazedSquirrel22", "created_utc": 1323108300.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The elevator to Hitler&#39;s eagle nest in the Austrian Alps had mirrored walls because Hitler was claustrophobic.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jvsa", "id": "c35jvsa"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hhjf", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 65, "name": "t1_c35hhjf"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "in mandarin chinese, a colloquialism for \"I'm coming\" or \"I'm hurrying\" is \"I'm on a horse\"", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323128810.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1032, "author": "Jack000", "created_utc": 1323103610.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>in mandarin chinese, a colloquialism for &quot;I&#39;m coming&quot; or &quot;I&#39;m hurrying&quot; is &quot;I&#39;m on a horse&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I guess this makes sense even in our culture. When someone wants you to chill out, they tell you to \"Hold your horses\". Like, hey buddy, put down the reins, we aren't going anywhere yet.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130911.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 67, "author": "hateboss", "created_utc": 1323105711.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I guess this makes sense even in our culture. When someone wants you to chill out, they tell you to &quot;Hold your horses&quot;. Like, hey buddy, put down the reins, we aren&#39;t going anywhere yet.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gpty", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hiyj", "id": "c35hiyj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h1uq", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 295, "name": "t1_c35h1uq"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Also, their generic cheer is \"add oil\".", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129301.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 109, "author": "bassic_person", "created_utc": 1323104101.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Also, their generic cheer is &quot;add oil&quot;.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gpty", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Well, the word in that context means \"gas\", like \"put more gas in it!\" or \"step on the gas!\"", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129588.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 60, "author": "warp_one", "created_utc": 1323104388.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Well, the word in that context means &quot;gas&quot;, like &quot;put more gas in it!&quot; or &quot;step on the gas!&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gslz", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "and \"step on the gas\" in romanian is \"give it some fur\"", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129905.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 43, "author": "Blupostit", "created_utc": 1323104705.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>and &quot;step on the gas&quot; in romanian is &quot;give it some fur&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gu6w", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "It would actually be \"Give it some whips/whip it\" - (da-i bice). Nu toata lumea-i \"da blana\", pentru ca nu toata lumea are 14 ani.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130401.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 27, "author": "Coaste", "created_utc": 1323105201.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It would actually be &quot;Give it some whips&#47;whip it&quot; - (da-i bice). Nu toata lumea-i &quot;da blana&quot;, pentru ca nu toata lumea are 14 ani.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvyq", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "In British: \"Home, James. And don't spare the horses.\"\n", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137591.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 10, "author": "diMario", "created_utc": 1323112391.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>In British: &quot;Home, James. And don&#39;t spare the horses.&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gyv1", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35l7v5", "id": "c35l7v5"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i7cx", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 62, "name": "t1_c35i7cx"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h2g4", "id": "c35h2g4"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gyv1", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 140, "name": "t1_c35gyv1"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hcnw", "id": "c35hcnw"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gvyq", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 198, "name": "t1_c35gvyq"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h5dk", "id": "c35h5dk"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gu6w", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 323, "name": "t1_c35gu6w"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h4j4", "id": "c35h4j4"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gslz", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 459, "name": "t1_c35gslz"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "when i saw \"I'm coming\" thought something totally different.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129837.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 426, "author": "alaysian", "created_utc": 1323104637.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>when i saw &quot;I&#39;m coming&quot; thought something totally different.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gpty", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I'm on a horse...\n\n\nI'm on a horse..\n\nI'M ON A HORSE!\n\nI'M ON A HORSE!\n\n*HHHHHHNNNGGGG*\n\n\nAhhhhhhh...\n", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130808.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1901, "author": "pitakebab", "created_utc": 1323105608.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I&#39;m on a horse...</p>\n\n<p>I&#39;m on a horse..</p>\n\n<p>I&#39;M ON A HORSE!</p>\n\n<p>I&#39;M ON A HORSE!</p>\n\n<p><em>HHHHHHNNNGGGG</em></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhhhh...</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvkk", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h1ro", "id": "c35h1ro"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h18a", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 3373, "name": "t1_c35h18a"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h446", "id": "c35h446"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gvkk", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1242, "name": "t1_c35gvkk"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I'm from Missouri and I know people that will say, \"on your horse!\" or \"get on your horse!\" meaning, \"hurry up!\"", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130377.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 23, "author": "sploogeannomatron", "created_utc": 1323105177.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I&#39;m from Missouri and I know people that will say, &quot;on your horse!&quot; or &quot;get on your horse!&quot; meaning, &quot;hurry up!&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gpty", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hiv1", "id": "c35hiv1"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gyp6", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 129, "name": "t1_c35gyp6"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h137", "id": "c35h137"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gpty", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2208, "name": "t1_c35gpty"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Mathematically, the reason that the front half of your pizza slice doesn't fall forward and lose all of its toppings when you bend the slice along the middle is attributed to Gauss' Theorema Egregium, a rather interesting result in differential geometry.\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theorema_Egregium#Elementary_applications", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130503.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 645, "author": "wristrule", "created_utc": 1323105303.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Mathematically, the reason that the front half of your pizza slice doesn&#39;t fall forward and lose all of its toppings when you bend the slice along the middle is attributed to Gauss&#39; Theorema Egregium, a rather interesting result in differential geometry.</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theorema_Egregium#Elementary_applications\">http:&#47;&#47;en.wikipedia.org&#47;wiki&#47;Theorema_Egregium#Elementary_applications</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "a 14' pizza has as much surface area as two 10' pizzas.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133102.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 129, "author": "RandomExcess", "created_utc": 1323107902.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>a 14&#39; pizza has as much surface area as two 10&#39; pizzas.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gzga", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Holy shit! Where can you buy 14 foot pizzas!?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133954.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 764, "author": "FaustTheBird", "created_utc": 1323108754.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Holy shit! Where can you buy 14 foot pizzas!?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hf0s", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hw9l", "id": "c35hw9l"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hkd5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1945, "name": "t1_c35hkd5"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hngh", "id": "c35hngh"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hf0s", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 610, "name": "t1_c35hf0s"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "You must be a riot at parties. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132533.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 774, "author": "Positive_Advice", "created_utc": 1323107333.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>You must be a riot at parties. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gzga", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Meh. I'm a graduate student in mathematics. The last few parties I've been to, this would be common knowledge. ;)\n\nBesides that, I do alright.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133149.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 218, "author": "wristrule", "created_utc": 1323107949.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Meh. I&#39;m a graduate student in mathematics. The last few parties I&#39;ve been to, this would be common knowledge. ;)</p>\n\n<p>Besides that, I do alright.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hbhx", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "math hoes are total freaks, amirite?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133374.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 107, "author": "klarnax", "created_utc": 1323108174.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>math hoes are total freaks, amirite?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hfa5", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "They've got all the right curves. \nLike cycloids.\n\n And cardioids.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133536.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 133, "author": "isarl", "created_utc": 1323108336.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>They&#39;ve got all the right curves.<br/>\nLike cycloids.</p>\n\n<pre><code>And cardioids.\n</code></pre>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hgpa", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i7kj", "id": "c35i7kj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hhr7", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 687, "name": "t1_c35hhr7"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35igti", "id": "c35igti"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hgpa", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 557, "name": "t1_c35hgpa"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j38c", "id": "c35j38c"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hfa5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 891, "name": "t1_c35hfa5"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jjgz", "id": "c35jjgz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hbhx", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1926, "name": "t1_c35hbhx"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ibag", "id": "c35ibag"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gzga", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1715, "name": "t1_c35gzga"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Area 51 wasn't acknowledged by the US government until [2003.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323128072.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 276, "author": "blingbin", "created_utc": 1323102872.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Area 51 wasn&#39;t acknowledged by the US government until <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51\">2003.</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Ricky Martin has only been openly gay since March 2010.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131608.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 317, "author": "seydar", "created_utc": 1323106408.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Ricky Martin has only been openly gay since March 2010.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35glsp", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i4kb", "id": "c35i4kb"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h62a", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1158, "name": "t1_c35h62a"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Similarly, MI6 (where James Bond works) wasn't acknowledged by the British government until [1994](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MI6)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130928.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 96, "author": "MrDrJorge", "created_utc": 1323105728.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Similarly, MI6 (where James Bond works) wasn&#39;t acknowledged by the British government until <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MI6\">1994</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35glsp", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Yeah? Well the Ministry of Magic (where Cornelius Fudge worked) STILL hasn't been acknowledged by the British government.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131836.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 438, "author": "MegaCoolDude", "created_utc": 1323106636.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Yeah? Well the Ministry of Magic (where Cornelius Fudge worked) STILL hasn&#39;t been acknowledged by the British government.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h1yy", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Due to the recent spate of wand related crime in Britain, I'm not surprised.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132744.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 17, "author": "LegaleseFalcon", "created_utc": 1323107544.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Due to the recent spate of wand related crime in Britain, I&#39;m not surprised.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h7bx", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j6du", "id": "c35j6du"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hcsf", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 97, "name": "t1_c35hcsf"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hyrg", "id": "c35hyrg"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h7bx", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1378, "name": "t1_c35h7bx"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hlms", "id": "c35hlms"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h1yy", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 365, "name": "t1_c35h1yy"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "That's because they still actively test their latest aerial equipment there, something they might not want being known by the whole world.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129949.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 62, "author": "KyleGibson", "created_utc": 1323104749.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>That&#39;s because they still actively test their latest aerial equipment there, something they might not want being known by the whole world.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35glsp", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Except the entire world has known (or at least believed) that for decades.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133576.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 6, "author": "shadow1515", "created_utc": 1323108376.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Except the entire world has known (or at least believed) that for decades.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gw6x", "likes": null, "replies": "", "id": "c35hi0q", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 41, "name": "t1_c35hi0q"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35heqj", "id": "c35heqj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gw6x", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 248, "name": "t1_c35gw6x"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h43d", "id": "c35h43d"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35glsp", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 959, "name": "t1_c35glsp"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The invention of fermented alcohol occurred just as early civilizations began to transition from hunter-gatherer to settled farmer. This is because fermented grains have all the calories, but are also safer than drinking water. Once beer was invented, people started to stay in one place and farm grains. In other words, the first stationary civilization was a kegger.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135332.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 118, "author": "biblio_maniac", "created_utc": 1323110132.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The invention of fermented alcohol occurred just as early civilizations began to transition from hunter-gatherer to settled farmer. This is because fermented grains have all the calories, but are also safer than drinking water. Once beer was invented, people started to stay in one place and farm grains. In other words, the first stationary civilization was a kegger.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jgjx", "id": "c35jgjx"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ht0c", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 526, "name": "t1_c35ht0c"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "That cat's meow only to interact with humans, and not to each other.\n\nhttp://www.aspcabehavior.org/articles/98/Meowing-and-Yowling.aspx", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133056.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 392, "author": "Bval", "created_utc": 1323107856.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>That cat&#39;s meow only to interact with humans, and not to each other.</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.aspcabehavior.org/articles/98/Meowing-and-Yowling.aspx\">http:&#47;&#47;www.aspcabehavior.org&#47;articles&#47;98&#47;Meowing-and-Yowling.aspx</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I foster feral kittens. None of them meow because their mother teaches them to stay quiet in the wild, to lessen their chances of detection by predators.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135893.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 115, "author": "matzohball", "created_utc": 1323110693.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I foster feral kittens. None of them meow because their mother teaches them to stay quiet in the wild, to lessen their chances of detection by predators.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35her2", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "As someone that just adopted a feral kitten last week, I commend you for duties as a human being. I cannot imagine trying to teach more than one animal not to shit on all the things.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323140358.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 34, "author": "dm86", "created_utc": 1323115158.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>As someone that just adopted a feral kitten last week, I commend you for duties as a human being. I cannot imagine trying to teach more than one animal not to shit on all the things.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hwne", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kebl", "id": "c35kebl"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ip8i", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 203, "name": "t1_c35ip8i"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jlv5", "id": "c35jlv5"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hwne", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 553, "name": "t1_c35hwne"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Little cats meow to their mom... female cats meow to male cats when they want to get fucked. Cats meow to us, becouse they treat us like a parent.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138702.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 2, "author": "Kerai", "created_utc": 1323113502.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Little cats meow to their mom... female cats meow to male cats when they want to get fucked. Cats meow to us, becouse they treat us like a parent.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35her2", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kanx", "id": "c35kanx"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ieh5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 27, "name": "t1_c35ieh5"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i0pj", "id": "c35i0pj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35her2", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1233, "name": "t1_c35her2"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "As you head towards a black hole, the force of gravity is far greater at your feet than at your head.\n\nBecause of this, you will be torn in half. And then in half. \n\nYou'll bifurcate down to the molecular level.\n\nThis is known as spaghettification.\n\n[Source, if you don't trust me or haven't heard Neil deGrasse Tyson talk about it.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification) ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132194.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 85, "author": "sqrt-1loveyou", "created_utc": 1323106994.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>As you head towards a black hole, the force of gravity is far greater at your feet than at your head.</p>\n\n<p>Because of this, you will be torn in half. And then in half. </p>\n\n<p>You&#39;ll bifurcate down to the molecular level.</p>\n\n<p>This is known as spaghettification.</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification\">Source, if you don&#39;t trust me or haven&#39;t heard Neil deGrasse Tyson talk about it.</a> </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Also let's imagine one guy on a spaceship heading towards a black hole - Mike - and his twin brother back on earth - Jim. A camera on board his space craft connecting the two is sending images back to his twin brother on earth through radio waves, as well as vice versa. On earth, Jim decodes these radio waves, reconstructs them on a screen, and follows what's happening to his brother on board the ship.\n \nAs Mike's ship gets closer and closer to the black hole, and the gravity field becomes more and more intense, the radio waves must work harder and harder to escape and to travel to earth. The waves lose more and more energy, and the interval of time which separates two successive waves received on earth becomes longer and longer. The unravelling film of events happening on board the space ship as seen by Jim on earth becomes slower and slower, the actions become more and more drawn out. For Jim, it now takes a considerable amount of time for Mike to accomplish any small task. When he was far from the influence of the black hole, Mike took two minutes (as measured by Jim's watch on earth) to brush his teeth. As he approaches, this becomes two hours for Jim, then two years, two centuries, two million years....\n \nFinally, just at the moment when Mike crosses the event horizon, his time, as measured by the watch of Jim, becomes fixed. From Jim's point of view, the black hole has stopped time on board the spacecraft, and for his twin brother, who is now stuck in an endless, unchanging infinity. On Jim's screen, his brother will have the same pose, the same gesture, the same look on his face forever. In the same way, Jim will never see the spaceship crossing the event horizon and disappearing into the immensity of the black hole, but will see it suspended there in space, unmoving...\n \nHowever, for Mike on board the spaceship, well, he sees things in a very different way...\n \nFor Mike, the ticking of the clock and the passing of time happens normally. He approaches the black hole and the event horizon without any problem. He is consious that he is heading straight for the center of the black hole where the density and field of gravity are infinitely big and, where tidal forces will soon rip his body to pieces. He continues to receive radio messages from Jim. Caught up in the gravity field which increases as he gets closer to the center, these radio waves gain more and more energy, and arrive on his screen faster and faster. Mike sees Jim's time speeding up to such a point until, when he eventually crosses the event horizon, all eternity passes before his eyes in one instant : the ageing and death of Jim, the end of the sun after 9 billion years of existence, the end of countless stars and galaxies, eventually, of the universe....\n \nMike can no longer escape from the interior of the black hole to the exterior universe because from his point of view the universe has already popped out of existence, it's finished it's course and is no longer. To escape back into this exterior universe after witnessing its end would be the equivalent of saying that he left before he entered which would be absurd. Because he has overtaken the time of the external world, Mike is condemned to staying perpetually inside the black hole.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323150569.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 12, "author": "windyfish", "created_utc": 1323125369.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Also let&#39;s imagine one guy on a spaceship heading towards a black hole - Mike - and his twin brother back on earth - Jim. A camera on board his space craft connecting the two is sending images back to his twin brother on earth through radio waves, as well as vice versa. On earth, Jim decodes these radio waves, reconstructs them on a screen, and follows what&#39;s happening to his brother on board the ship.</p>\n\n<p>As Mike&#39;s ship gets closer and closer to the black hole, and the gravity field becomes more and more intense, the radio waves must work harder and harder to escape and to travel to earth. The waves lose more and more energy, and the interval of time which separates two successive waves received on earth becomes longer and longer. The unravelling film of events happening on board the space ship as seen by Jim on earth becomes slower and slower, the actions become more and more drawn out. For Jim, it now takes a considerable amount of time for Mike to accomplish any small task. When he was far from the influence of the black hole, Mike took two minutes (as measured by Jim&#39;s watch on earth) to brush his teeth. As he approaches, this becomes two hours for Jim, then two years, two centuries, two million years....</p>\n\n<p>Finally, just at the moment when Mike crosses the event horizon, his time, as measured by the watch of Jim, becomes fixed. From Jim&#39;s point of view, the black hole has stopped time on board the spacecraft, and for his twin brother, who is now stuck in an endless, unchanging infinity. On Jim&#39;s screen, his brother will have the same pose, the same gesture, the same look on his face forever. In the same way, Jim will never see the spaceship crossing the event horizon and disappearing into the immensity of the black hole, but will see it suspended there in space, unmoving...</p>\n\n<p>However, for Mike on board the spaceship, well, he sees things in a very different way...</p>\n\n<p>For Mike, the ticking of the clock and the passing of time happens normally. He approaches the black hole and the event horizon without any problem. He is consious that he is heading straight for the center of the black hole where the density and field of gravity are infinitely big and, where tidal forces will soon rip his body to pieces. He continues to receive radio messages from Jim. Caught up in the gravity field which increases as he gets closer to the center, these radio waves gain more and more energy, and arrive on his screen faster and faster. Mike sees Jim&#39;s time speeding up to such a point until, when he eventually crosses the event horizon, all eternity passes before his eyes in one instant : the ageing and death of Jim, the end of the sun after 9 billion years of existence, the end of countless stars and galaxies, eventually, of the universe....</p>\n\n<p>Mike can no longer escape from the interior of the black hole to the exterior universe because from his point of view the universe has already popped out of existence, it&#39;s finished it&#39;s course and is no longer. To escape back into this exterior universe after witnessing its end would be the equivalent of saying that he left before he entered which would be absurd. Because he has overtaken the time of the external world, Mike is condemned to staying perpetually inside the black hole.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h9fu", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ktbq", "id": "c35ktbq"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35kgnc", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 99, "name": "t1_c35kgnc"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jbz5", "id": "c35jbz5"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h9fu", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 371, "name": "t1_c35h9fu"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Vatican City has 2 Popes per square kilometer.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131565.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 23, "author": "BearGryllsGrillsBear", "created_utc": 1323106365.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Vatican City has 2 Popes per square kilometer.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ia9h", "id": "c35ia9h"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h5s0", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 158, "name": "t1_c35h5s0"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Your left hand does more typing than your right hand.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129592.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 217, "author": "coldpants", "created_utc": 1323104392.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Your left hand does more typing than your right hand.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Yeah, I play a lot of video games, too. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129831.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 282, "author": "AptMoniker", "created_utc": 1323104631.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Yeah, I play a lot of video games, too. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gu7s", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Yeah, video games...That's it.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130648.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 119, "author": "drewmat", "created_utc": 1323105448.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Yeah, video games...That&#39;s it.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvjh", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "masturbation... there, I said it.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130820.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 208, "author": "durntdehpirate", "created_utc": 1323105620.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>masturbation... there, I said it.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h09g", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hzvd", "id": "c35hzvd"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h1b6", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 742, "name": "t1_c35h1b6"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h09g", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 473, "name": "t1_c35h09g"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35gzth", "id": "c35gzth"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gvjh", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1070, "name": "t1_c35gvjh"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "\"Stewardesses\" is the longest English word you can type with just your left hand. EDIT: With your fingers on the home keys. Jesus Christ, people. EDIT 2: Thank you for letting me know that \"lollipop\" is the longest with the right, and \"typewriter\" is the longest on the top row. Ctrl+F is a useful tool, by the way.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131630.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 72, "author": "musicaficta", "created_utc": 1323106430.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>&quot;Stewardesses&quot; is the longest English word you can type with just your left hand. EDIT: With your fingers on the home keys. Jesus Christ, people. EDIT 2: Thank you for letting me know that &quot;lollipop&quot; is the longest with the right, and &quot;typewriter&quot; is the longest on the top row. Ctrl+F is a useful tool, by the way.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gu7s", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "During various times in the day, I find 'ass to mouth threesome' to be the longest word I type with my left hand.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137006.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 202, "author": "rreyv", "created_utc": 1323111806.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>During various times in the day, I find &#39;ass to mouth threesome&#39; to be the longest word I type with my left hand.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h675", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35izy2", "id": "c35izy2"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i3ol", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 913, "name": "t1_c35i3ol"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i0xs", "id": "c35i0xs"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h675", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 333, "name": "t1_c35h675"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hd2e", "id": "c35hd2e"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gu7s", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 803, "name": "t1_c35gu7s"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "There is a wasp, *Cotesia congregata*, which evolved into a virus. This wasp carries within it a virus which came from its own eukaryotic genome.\n\nEdit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydnavirus", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136038.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 39, "author": "rdsqc22", "created_utc": 1323110838.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>There is a wasp, <em>Cotesia congregata</em>, which evolved into a virus. This wasp carries within it a virus which came from its own eukaryotic genome.</p>\n\n<p>Edit: <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydnavirus\">http:&#47;&#47;en.wikipedia.org&#47;wiki&#47;Polydnavirus</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j1q4", "id": "c35j1q4"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hxlj", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 250, "name": "t1_c35hxlj"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Take a deck of cards and shuffle it. The deck you now hold is one of 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 possible combinations of those cards. There are more possible orders than there are atoms in our solar system.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129879.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1145, "author": "KyleGibson", "created_utc": 1323104679.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Take a deck of cards and shuffle it. The deck you now hold is one of 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 possible combinations of those cards. There are more possible orders than there are atoms in our solar system.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I know it's been posted before, but as a follow-up, the odds suggest that a good shuffle will yield a ~~combination~~ permutation of cards that has never before existed in the universe.\n\n", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131113.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 270, "author": "kaldrazidrim", "created_utc": 1323105913.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I know it&#39;s been posted before, but as a follow-up, the odds suggest that a good shuffle will yield a <del>combination</del> permutation of cards that has never before existed in the universe.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvsk", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I know this is anal of me, but it's not a *combination*, it's a *permutation*.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138516.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 43, "author": "QuantumMelody", "created_utc": 1323113316.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I know this is anal of me, but it&#39;s not a <em>combination</em>, it&#39;s a <em>permutation</em>.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h31l", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I know this is pedantic of me, but it's pedantic not anal.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323144262.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 45, "author": "otter111a", "created_utc": 1323119062.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I know this is pedantic of me, but it&#39;s pedantic not anal.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35ida3", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jepm", "id": "c35jepm"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35je4j", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 308, "name": "t1_c35je4j"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ieew", "id": "c35ieew"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ida3", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 261, "name": "t1_c35ida3"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hgnq", "id": "c35hgnq"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h31l", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1057, "name": "t1_c35h31l"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "52!", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130397.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 733, "author": "meadmead", "created_utc": 1323105197.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>52!</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvsk", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "You're like a reverse Wolfram Alpha", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131761.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 656, "author": "WhatAboutLightly", "created_utc": 1323106561.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>You&#39;re like a reverse Wolfram Alpha</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gytu", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "80 unvigintillion, 658 vigintillion, 175 novemdecillion, 170 octodecillion, 943 septendecillion, 878 sexdecillion, 571 quindecillion, 660 quattuordecillion, 636 tredecillion, 856 duodecillion, 403 undecillion, 766 decillion, 975 nonillion, 289 octillion, 505 septillion, 440 sextillion, 883 quintillion, 277 quadrillion, 824 trillion", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323141985.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 20, "author": "jespejo", "created_utc": 1323116785.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>80 unvigintillion, 658 vigintillion, 175 novemdecillion, 170 octodecillion, 943 septendecillion, 878 sexdecillion, 571 quindecillion, 660 quattuordecillion, 636 tredecillion, 856 duodecillion, 403 undecillion, 766 decillion, 975 nonillion, 289 octillion, 505 septillion, 440 sextillion, 883 quintillion, 277 quadrillion, 824 trillion</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h6wq", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35k4n4", "id": "c35k4n4"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35izj1", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 138, "name": "t1_c35izj1"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j7ei", "id": "c35j7ei"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h6wq", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1985, "name": "t1_c35h6wq"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I read this initially as a very excited 52. not factorial :P", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132099.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 812, "author": "xcaptnwigglesx", "created_utc": 1323106899.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I read this initially as a very excited 52. not factorial :P</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gytu", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Well shit...I thought it was until I read this...", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132824.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 153, "author": "redass13", "created_utc": 1323107624.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Well shit...I thought it was until I read this...</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h8vp", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i7vy", "id": "c35i7vy"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hdaw", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 743, "name": "t1_c35hdaw"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35he81", "id": "c35he81"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h8vp", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2097, "name": "t1_c35h8vp"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hb3x", "id": "c35hb3x"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gytu", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1979, "name": "t1_c35gytu"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "To put it another way, it's statistically improbable that two shuffled decks of cards have ever come up the same order in all of human history, or ever will.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131638.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 59, "author": "odd84", "created_utc": 1323106438.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>To put it another way, it&#39;s statistically improbable that two shuffled decks of cards have ever come up the same order in all of human history, or ever will.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvsk", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Probably still true, though shuffles don't necessarily produce a truly random order. For example most new decks start out in the same set order, and many casual players don't shuffle thoroughly.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132604.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 38, "author": "petermesmer", "created_utc": 1323107404.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Probably still true, though shuffles don&#39;t necessarily produce a truly random order. For example most new decks start out in the same set order, and many casual players don&#39;t shuffle thoroughly.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h693", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kbv5", "id": "c35kbv5"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hbx8", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 194, "name": "t1_c35hbx8"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hdc6", "id": "c35hdc6"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h693", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 306, "name": "t1_c35h693"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "It's pretty crazy that when you shuffle a deck of cards you are probably creating a unique ordering that hasn't been generated in the billions of shuffles in all the casinos, home games, magic shows, etc. in the entire world since the invention of playing cards.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131318.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 77, "author": "morphy", "created_utc": 1323106118.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It&#39;s pretty crazy that when you shuffle a deck of cards you are probably creating a unique ordering that hasn&#39;t been generated in the billions of shuffles in all the casinos, home games, magic shows, etc. in the entire world since the invention of playing cards.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvsk", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hhat", "id": "c35hhat"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h495", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 388, "name": "t1_c35h495"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35gygf", "id": "c35gygf"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gvsk", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2443, "name": "t1_c35gvsk"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "So, every morning, I write up something interesting that I just learned recently, and then I [email it out to whomever subscribes](http://dlewis.net/nik). I've been doing it for a year and a half now and I have almost 20,000 subscribers. So I guess you could say [all this stuff](http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/). \n\nBut some previews:\n\n* Turkey, the bird, is named after Turkey, the country, [because English people thought that's where it came from](http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/how-turkey-got-its-name/).\n* [Carrots were originally purple](http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/carrots-were-originally-purple/)\n* On April 14, 1865, [Abraham Lincoln created the Secret Service](http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/abraham-lincoln-created-the-secret-service-the-day-he-was-shot/). That night, he went to Ford's Theater... and you know the rest.\n* There's a [missing person living in Savannah](http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/the-missing-person-living-in-savannah/). Yes, he's missing -- he knows *where* he is, but he doesn't know *who* he is.\n* [Why McDonalds doesn't serve hot dogs](http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/mchotdogs/).", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130675.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1692, "author": "MrDNL", "created_utc": 1323105475.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>So, every morning, I write up something interesting that I just learned recently, and then I <a href=\"http://dlewis.net/nik\">email it out to whomever subscribes</a>. I&#39;ve been doing it for a year and a half now and I have almost 20,000 subscribers. So I guess you could say <a href=\"http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/\">all this stuff</a>. </p>\n\n<p>But some previews:</p>\n\n<ul>\n<li>Turkey, the bird, is named after Turkey, the country, <a href=\"http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/how-turkey-got-its-name/\">because English people thought that&#39;s where it came from</a>.</li>\n<li><a href=\"http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/carrots-were-originally-purple/\">Carrots were originally purple</a></li>\n<li>On April 14, 1865, <a href=\"http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/abraham-lincoln-created-the-secret-service-the-day-he-was-shot/\">Abraham Lincoln created the Secret Service</a>. That night, he went to Ford&#39;s Theater... and you know the rest.</li>\n<li>There&#39;s a <a href=\"http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/the-missing-person-living-in-savannah/\">missing person living in Savannah</a>. Yes, he&#39;s missing -- he knows <em>where</em> he is, but he doesn&#39;t know <em>who</em> he is.</li>\n<li><a href=\"http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/mchotdogs/\">Why McDonalds doesn&#39;t serve hot dogs</a>.</li>\n</ul>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Dan Lewis, everybody. A celebrity of my inbox.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132357.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 95, "author": "Charleston_SC", "created_utc": 1323107157.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Dan Lewis, everybody. A celebrity of my inbox.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h0ez", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hhdp", "id": "c35hhdp"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35haf2", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 416, "name": "t1_c35haf2"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "You're the guy?! I wake up every morning and read your email on my walk to class. I want to take this opportunity to thank you for your work.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132165.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 343, "author": "rkirshenbaum851", "created_utc": 1323106965.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>You&#39;re the guy?! I wake up every morning and read your email on my walk to class. I want to take this opportunity to thank you for your work.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h0ez", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hs44", "id": "c35hs44"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h99p", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1185, "name": "t1_c35h99p"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Furthermore, in Turkey they refer to the animal in Turkish as a \"Hindi\" with also means \"india\" in Turkish.\n\nand further-furthermore, in Hindi (One of the main languages they speak in india) the animal is called a \"Peru\", which is also the name in Hindi for the country in South America.\n\n\n**TURKEYCEPTION**\n\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_names_for_the_Wild_Turkey", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132340.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 157, "author": "rauce", "created_utc": 1323107140.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Furthermore, in Turkey they refer to the animal in Turkish as a &quot;Hindi&quot; with also means &quot;india&quot; in Turkish.</p>\n\n<p>and further-furthermore, in Hindi (One of the main languages they speak in india) the animal is called a &quot;Peru&quot;, which is also the name in Hindi for the country in South America.</p>\n\n<p><strong>TURKEYCEPTION</strong></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_names_for_the_Wild_Turkey\">http:&#47;&#47;en.wikipedia.org&#47;wiki&#47;List_of_names_for_the_Wild_Turkey</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h0ez", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iooy", "id": "c35iooy"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35habr", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 695, "name": "t1_c35habr"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Read this as \"Carrots were originally people.\"", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132787.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 121, "author": "MutantNinjaSquirtle", "created_utc": 1323107587.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Read this as &quot;Carrots were originally people.&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h0ez", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35icxz", "id": "c35icxz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hd2f", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 519, "name": "t1_c35hd2f"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h535", "id": "c35h535"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h0ez", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 3384, "name": "t1_c35h0ez"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The sun is about 400 times bigger than the moon, yet it also about 400 times farther away. So, in the sky they appear to be roughly same size. That's why we can have solar eclipses where the moon can just barely cover the entire sun.\n\nAnd, as far as we known (At least, as far as I know), our planet is the only planet we know of that can experience this phenomenon. So, a million years into the future when we meet aliens and shit, everybody is going to come to our planet to check that out. It'll be basically the same as driving to the Grand Canyon. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131018.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1678, "author": "jooes", "created_utc": 1323105818.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The sun is about 400 times bigger than the moon, yet it also about 400 times farther away. So, in the sky they appear to be roughly same size. That&#39;s why we can have solar eclipses where the moon can just barely cover the entire sun.</p>\n\n<p>And, as far as we known (At least, as far as I know), our planet is the only planet we know of that can experience this phenomenon. So, a million years into the future when we meet aliens and shit, everybody is going to come to our planet to check that out. It&#39;ll be basically the same as driving to the Grand Canyon. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "However, the Moon is gradually spinning away from us, so if these aliens don't make it here soon enough then they'll never be able to properly experience the phenomenon.\n\nI hope one of them reads this. \n\nEDIT: [A Ragecomic, from the alien's point of view...](http://i.imgur.com/geY7t.jpg)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132924.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1453, "author": "lemur84", "created_utc": 1323107724.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>However, the Moon is gradually spinning away from us, so if these aliens don&#39;t make it here soon enough then they&#39;ll never be able to properly experience the phenomenon.</p>\n\n<p>I hope one of them reads this. </p>\n\n<p>EDIT: <a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/geY7t.jpg\">A Ragecomic, from the alien&#39;s point of view...</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h2hr", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "upvoting so the aliens actually see this.. they're notoriously poor redditors", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136100.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 815, "author": "VhokieT", "created_utc": 1323110900.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>upvoting so the aliens actually see this.. they&#39;re notoriously poor redditors</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hdw5", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Dude, there's one in the top corner of every post on reddit. I'd say they're pretty on top of things. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323139011.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 289, "author": "Odusei", "created_utc": 1323113811.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Dude, there&#39;s one in the top corner of every post on reddit. I&#39;d say they&#39;re pretty on top of things. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hxzq", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iy0l", "id": "c35iy0l"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ighg", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1070, "name": "t1_c35ighg"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jgfh", "id": "c35jgfh"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hxzq", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1985, "name": "t1_c35hxzq"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "It's moving away at 3.8 cm per year for those interested. Assuming that stays constant it will move approximately 1 km every 25,000 years.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134724.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 17, "author": "walrusii", "created_utc": 1323109524.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It&#39;s moving away at 3.8 cm per year for those interested. Assuming that stays constant it will move approximately 1 km every 25,000 years.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hdw5", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "This has many fascinating implications. Picture how extreme the tides were before. Also, imagine a night sky during the Jurassic age with a huge ass full moon.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136797.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 17, "author": "wawin", "created_utc": 1323111597.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>This has many fascinating implications. Picture how extreme the tides were before. Also, imagine a night sky during the Jurassic age with a huge ass full moon.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hp6d", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jbnp", "id": "c35jbnp"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i2dh", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 115, "name": "t1_c35i2dh"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hw0q", "id": "c35hw0q"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hp6d", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 101, "name": "t1_c35hp6d"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hvyz", "id": "c35hvyz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hdw5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2926, "name": "t1_c35hdw5"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The sun is about 400 times *wider* than the moon. If we're talking about volume you could fit abut 64,000,000 moons in the sun. If we're talking about mass the sun is about 27,000,000 times larger than the moon. Yep, that means the moon is denser than the sun.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135844.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 66, "author": "AndrewCarnage", "created_utc": 1323110644.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The sun is about 400 times <em>wider</em> than the moon. If we&#39;re talking about volume you could fit abut 64,000,000 moons in the sun. If we&#39;re talking about mass the sun is about 27,000,000 times larger than the moon. Yep, that means the moon is denser than the sun.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h2hr", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j9v4", "id": "c35j9v4"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hwcl", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 427, "name": "t1_c35hwcl"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hj80", "id": "c35hj80"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h2hr", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 3208, "name": "t1_c35h2hr"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Cows usually stand along the north-south axis when grazing, but scientists noticed that when they were around power lines, their alignment would be random as the power lines messed with their \"magnetic cow sense\".", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323140205.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 2, "author": "mcpiggles", "created_utc": 1323115005.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Cows usually stand along the north-south axis when grazing, but scientists noticed that when they were around power lines, their alignment would be random as the power lines messed with their &quot;magnetic cow sense&quot;.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35l56v", "id": "c35l56v"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35io6u", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 46, "name": "t1_c35io6u"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I learned about a week ago that chinchillas have the second densest fur (second to otters) and that if you got them fully wet, the fur nearest their skin would take an age to dry because so little air gets to it. I have made it my mission to tell one person per day and today, Reddit, it's you.\n\nEDIT: My stupidity - wrote the wrong animal.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129911.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 322, "author": "milpool90", "created_utc": 1323104711.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I learned about a week ago that chinchillas have the second densest fur (second to otters) and that if you got them fully wet, the fur nearest their skin would take an age to dry because so little air gets to it. I have made it my mission to tell one person per day and today, Reddit, it&#39;s you.</p>\n\n<p>EDIT: My stupidity - wrote the wrong animal.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": ">the fur nearest their skin would take an age to dry\n\nHow long is an age?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130798.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 146, "author": "cynognathus", "created_utc": 1323105598.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><blockquote>\n<p>the fur nearest their skin would take an age to dry</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>How long is an age?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gvzu", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The amount of time it takes for the fur nearest a chinchilla's skin to dry.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130964.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1551, "author": "LaserBeamsCattleProd", "created_utc": 1323105764.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The amount of time it takes for the fur nearest a chinchilla&#39;s skin to dry.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h165", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Thanks for clearing that up", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132676.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 142, "author": "Dr-Farnsworth", "created_utc": 1323107476.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Thanks for clearing that up</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h269", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jc2v", "id": "c35jc2v"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hcdg", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 699, "name": "t1_c35hcdg"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hs9o", "id": "c35hs9o"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h269", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 3145, "name": "t1_c35h269"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Nobody has ever dared to get one wet to find out.\n\nIn all serious I'm not entirely sure. The guy who told me had never washed his (chinchilla, that is).", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130986.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 37, "author": "milpool90", "created_utc": 1323105786.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Nobody has ever dared to get one wet to find out.</p>\n\n<p>In all serious I&#39;m not entirely sure. The guy who told me had never washed his (chinchilla, that is).</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h165", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "My chinchilla once fell in a toilet. We had to blow-dry him. True story.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131481.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 101, "author": "StVitusDance", "created_utc": 1323106281.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>My chinchilla once fell in a toilet. We had to blow-dry him. True story.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h2ax", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I'm not sure what it says about the internet that after all the ridiculous shit I've seen in the past few weeks about spider pinatas and incest AMAs and the ever popular explosive bowel movements, it's a guy talking about blow-drying his chinchilla that felt obligated to reassure me that it was in fact a \"true story\".", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132640.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 91, "author": "Torch_Salesman", "created_utc": 1323107440.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I&#39;m not sure what it says about the internet that after all the ridiculous shit I&#39;ve seen in the past few weeks about spider pinatas and incest AMAs and the ever popular explosive bowel movements, it&#39;s a guy talking about blow-drying his chinchilla that felt obligated to reassure me that it was in fact a &quot;true story&quot;.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h59r", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i0gn", "id": "c35i0gn"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hc58", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 453, "name": "t1_c35hc58"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The thought of a rolly chinchilla falling in the toilet makes me laugh out loud.\n\n*PLOP*", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132322.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 24, "author": "PrancingJalapeno", "created_utc": 1323107122.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The thought of a rolly chinchilla falling in the toilet makes me laugh out loud.</p>\n\n<p><em>PLOP</em></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h59r", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kxoc", "id": "c35kxoc"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ha6p", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 125, "name": "t1_c35ha6p"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hd9h", "id": "c35hd9h"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h59r", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 547, "name": "t1_c35h59r"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jyoy", "id": "c35jyoy"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h2ax", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 184, "name": "t1_c35h2ax"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Yeah, I don't think that's an SI unit", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131011.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 12, "author": "RainyRobot", "created_utc": 1323105811.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Yeah, I don&#39;t think that&#39;s an SI unit</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h165", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35isq3", "id": "c35isq3"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h2g6", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 83, "name": "t1_c35h2g6"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jbi0", "id": "c35jbi0"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h165", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 654, "name": "t1_c35h165"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iruk", "id": "c35iruk"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gvzu", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1009, "name": "t1_c35gvzu"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "There is a bacteria that can take control of the brains of rats, causing them to run towards cats. The bacteria thrives in cat stomachs.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323139731.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 7, "author": "BandBoots", "created_utc": 1323114531.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>There is a bacteria that can take control of the brains of rats, causing them to run towards cats. The bacteria thrives in cat stomachs.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kru7", "id": "c35kru7"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35il7g", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 45, "name": "t1_c35il7g"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest and came third. Now thats a story ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136402.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 224, "author": "milkymorris89", "created_utc": 1323111202.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest and came third. Now thats a story </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Ever heard of the Kansas City Shuffle? It's when everybody looks right...", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323139193.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 8, "author": "Unassuming21", "created_utc": 1323113993.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Ever heard of the Kansas City Shuffle? It&#39;s when everybody looks right...</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hzwe", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35izcj", "id": "c35izcj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ihob", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 65, "name": "t1_c35ihob"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j8ai", "id": "c35j8ai"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hzwe", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 811, "name": "t1_c35hzwe"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "We are atoms that know we are atoms.\n\nThink about it and how absurdly nuts that is.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138891.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 69, "author": "Shorvok", "created_utc": 1323113691.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>We are atoms that know we are atoms.</p>\n\n<p>Think about it and how absurdly nuts that is.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kov8", "id": "c35kov8"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ifox", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 322, "name": "t1_c35ifox"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "[more U.S. soldiers in the last 9 years have committed suicide than were K.I.A.](http://www.infowars.com/a-sign-of-empire-pathology-more-us-soldiers-commit-suicide-than-killed-in-action/)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323140677.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 10, "author": "koshercowboy", "created_utc": 1323115477.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p><a href=\"http://www.infowars.com/a-sign-of-empire-pathology-more-us-soldiers-commit-suicide-than-killed-in-action/\">more U.S. soldiers in the last 9 years have committed suicide than were K.I.A.</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35lci3", "id": "c35lci3"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ir88", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 86, "name": "t1_c35ir88"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "If you are a woman and do not bear a female child, then you will be the first in a long line of women stretching back in your lineage through all of history that has done so.\n\nEDIT: Changed to female child, not just any child. That is more interesting to me.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323142395.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 34, "author": "dodgepong", "created_utc": 1323117195.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>If you are a woman and do not bear a female child, then you will be the first in a long line of women stretching back in your lineage through all of history that has done so.</p>\n\n<p>EDIT: Changed to female child, not just any child. That is more interesting to me.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35k9kf", "id": "c35k9kf"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j26k", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 226, "name": "t1_c35j26k"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Johnny Depp has never watched any of the movies in which he acted. He thinks watching himself perform would make him self-conscious and ruin his acting, so he doesn't watch his own movies.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323139630.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 28, "author": "bigafricanhat", "created_utc": 1323114430.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Johnny Depp has never watched any of the movies in which he acted. He thinks watching himself perform would make him self-conscious and ruin his acting, so he doesn&#39;t watch his own movies.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Something awesome to do right before he dies.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323144343.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 9, "author": "GraduallyExpletive", "created_utc": 1323119143.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Something awesome to do right before he dies.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35ikkz", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kj8p", "id": "c35kj8p"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jekn", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 47, "name": "t1_c35jekn"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35l2vq", "id": "c35l2vq"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ikkz", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 163, "name": "t1_c35ikkz"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "17th century pirates were known as Buccaneer's from the Arawak word 'bucan', which was a term for smoked meat.\n\nSo basically pirates were bacon eaters.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130444.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 129, "author": "tailonfire", "created_utc": 1323105244.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>17th century pirates were known as Buccaneer&#39;s from the Arawak word &#39;bucan&#39;, which was a term for smoked meat.</p>\n\n<p>So basically pirates were bacon eaters.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hby7", "id": "c35hby7"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gz4c", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 518, "name": "t1_c35gz4c"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "99% of the area atoms occupy is a vacuum. The nucleus is tiny, and the electrons zip around in shells pretty far (relatively) from the nucleus. That means 99% of us... *isn't even there*\n\nStill blows my mind.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138495.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 33, "author": "mr_midnight", "created_utc": 1323113295.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>99% of the area atoms occupy is a vacuum. The nucleus is tiny, and the electrons zip around in shells pretty far (relatively) from the nucleus. That means 99% of us... <em>isn&#39;t even there</em></p>\n\n<p>Still blows my mind.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35k8y5", "id": "c35k8y5"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35id4o", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 191, "name": "t1_c35id4o"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Valve timing in IC engines is optimized for basically one very specific engine RPM. Most engines can vary this slightly, so that they have 2,4 or up to 48 specific rpms that the engine is optimized for. But this isn't ideal. \nInfinitely variable valve timing would significantly improve IC engines from both a power and efficiency point of view. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129706.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 97, "author": "afawgvsev", "created_utc": 1323104506.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Valve timing in IC engines is optimized for basically one very specific engine RPM. Most engines can vary this slightly, so that they have 2,4 or up to 48 specific rpms that the engine is optimized for. But this isn&#39;t ideal.<br/>\nInfinitely variable valve timing would significantly improve IC engines from both a power and efficiency point of view. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "What's holding us back, technologically?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132307.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 11, "author": "amateur_astronaut", "created_utc": 1323107107.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>What&#39;s holding us back, technologically?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35guuh", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Reliability. A lot of engines are interference engines which means the valve and piston overlap each other, of course careful engine timing prevents them from coming in contact with each other. However this overlap is why when your timing belt fails the engine gets severely damaged. The valves stop closing but the pistons keep moving and they'll gently caress each other with hundreds of pounds of force.\n\nElectronics are more likely to fail without warning, so if you have solenoids control each valve you'd be able to actively adjust the valve timing for every rpm, however if one of them fail you're in trouble. Belts can snap without obvious warning, but it's easier to look at a belt or a chain and determine wear.\n\nHonda tried to do something like this with VTEC, which is where they grind two different profiles on a single camshaft (the part that controls valve lift/duration) and having a system that could switch between the two profiles while driving. So below 4500rpm you're on a profile optimized for that range, and then at 4501rpm it switched to a more aggressive profile to help with until redline. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134891.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 20, "author": "angrylawyer", "created_utc": 1323109691.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Reliability. A lot of engines are interference engines which means the valve and piston overlap each other, of course careful engine timing prevents them from coming in contact with each other. However this overlap is why when your timing belt fails the engine gets severely damaged. The valves stop closing but the pistons keep moving and they&#39;ll gently caress each other with hundreds of pounds of force.</p>\n\n<p>Electronics are more likely to fail without warning, so if you have solenoids control each valve you&#39;d be able to actively adjust the valve timing for every rpm, however if one of them fail you&#39;re in trouble. Belts can snap without obvious warning, but it&#39;s easier to look at a belt or a chain and determine wear.</p>\n\n<p>Honda tried to do something like this with VTEC, which is where they grind two different profiles on a single camshaft (the part that controls valve lift&#47;duration) and having a system that could switch between the two profiles while driving. So below 4500rpm you&#39;re on a profile optimized for that range, and then at 4501rpm it switched to a more aggressive profile to help with until redline. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35ha4b", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i0cz", "id": "c35i0cz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hq8o", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 121, "name": "t1_c35hq8o"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i458", "id": "c35i458"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ha4b", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 66, "name": "t1_c35ha4b"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "NGL, thought this was going to be about Half Life at first.\n\nI need to get off the internet.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132084.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 85, "author": "agentfiftyseven", "created_utc": 1323106884.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>NGL, thought this was going to be about Half Life at first.</p>\n\n<p>I need to get off the internet.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35guuh", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hgxx", "id": "c35hgxx"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h8rj", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 405, "name": "t1_c35h8rj"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h77u", "id": "c35h77u"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35guuh", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 427, "name": "t1_c35guuh"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Zebras have one of the coolest fur colorings/configurations in the animal kingdom.\n\nA common theory is that the stripes of a Zebra make it blend in with the heard, confusing predators. While a cool and easy-to-apply concept, it doesn't hold up very well since almost no other heard species have a similar tactic. I'm not saying it's not true, I'm just saying there is another reason I find more intriguing.\n\nThe real magic comes with the colors themselves. What scientists discovered is that the sunlight beating down and being absorbed by the black stripes creates a big difference in surface temperature from the white stripes, which reflect most of that light, staying much cooler. As a result of these differences in temperature (and thus, pressure), a mini weather current is formed on the surface of the skin. This keeps a constant airflow over the animal, keeping it cooler in the extreme heat of its environment.\n\nPeople eat this one up with a spoon. Feel free to share.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131803.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 407, "author": "jlmawp", "created_utc": 1323106603.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Zebras have one of the coolest fur colorings&#47;configurations in the animal kingdom.</p>\n\n<p>A common theory is that the stripes of a Zebra make it blend in with the heard, confusing predators. While a cool and easy-to-apply concept, it doesn&#39;t hold up very well since almost no other heard species have a similar tactic. I&#39;m not saying it&#39;s not true, I&#39;m just saying there is another reason I find more intriguing.</p>\n\n<p>The real magic comes with the colors themselves. What scientists discovered is that the sunlight beating down and being absorbed by the black stripes creates a big difference in surface temperature from the white stripes, which reflect most of that light, staying much cooler. As a result of these differences in temperature (and thus, pressure), a mini weather current is formed on the surface of the skin. This keeps a constant airflow over the animal, keeping it cooler in the extreme heat of its environment.</p>\n\n<p>People eat this one up with a spoon. Feel free to share.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "[I found a picture of this, very cool](https://static.zsl.org/files/infra-red-zebra-1756-467.jpg)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323143464.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1, "author": "Pbini", "created_utc": 1323118264.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p><a href=\"https://static.zsl.org/files/infra-red-zebra-1756-467.jpg\">I found a picture of this, very cool</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h75k", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jsn2", "id": "c35jsn2"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j90g", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 41, "name": "t1_c35j90g"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Why do you believe the story about the mini weather current, despite no other species having a similar tactic, but dismiss the story about confusing predators for that reason alone?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323143585.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 107, "author": "DrHeinzDoofenshmirtz", "created_utc": 1323118385.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Why do you believe the story about the mini weather current, despite no other species having a similar tactic, but dismiss the story about confusing predators for that reason alone?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h75k", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jmin", "id": "c35jmin"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j9ql", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 525, "name": "t1_c35j9ql"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Also, a baby zebra imprints its parents' patterns within the first few hours of life and is how it recognizes them in future.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134623.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 12, "author": "peireddog", "created_utc": 1323109423.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Also, a baby zebra imprints its parents&#39; patterns within the first few hours of life and is how it recognizes them in future.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h75k", "likes": null, "replies": "", "id": "c35hok5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 73, "name": "t1_c35hok5"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i2hm", "id": "c35i2hm"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h75k", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1322, "name": "t1_c35h75k"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The reason for oval windows in planes.\n\nThis is definitely one of the most interesting things ever, and its really cool. I learned this in a material science course a couple of years ago, and I have the wikipedia page to back it up. Basically, the world's first jet liner airplanes (i.e. de Havilland Comet) would suffer catastrophic fatigue and the jets would literally rip in half. It MSE, we learned that stress concentrates at corners. The square windows used in the first jet liners were the source of their failure. The stress would concentrate at the corners of airplane windows and a crack would propagate through the plane causing it to split in half. Hence, oval windows in planes.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136250.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 88, "author": "alpoe", "created_utc": 1323111050.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The reason for oval windows in planes.</p>\n\n<p>This is definitely one of the most interesting things ever, and its really cool. I learned this in a material science course a couple of years ago, and I have the wikipedia page to back it up. Basically, the world&#39;s first jet liner airplanes (i.e. de Havilland Comet) would suffer catastrophic fatigue and the jets would literally rip in half. It MSE, we learned that stress concentrates at corners. The square windows used in the first jet liners were the source of their failure. The stress would concentrate at the corners of airplane windows and a crack would propagate through the plane causing it to split in half. Hence, oval windows in planes.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Also the reason why, if you have a crack in a beam and don't have the time to fix it, just drill a hole in the end of the crack. The crack growth rate just slowed dramatically, buying you time to fix it properly. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323142948.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 3, "author": "SirVanderhoot", "created_utc": 1323117748.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Also the reason why, if you have a crack in a beam and don&#39;t have the time to fix it, just drill a hole in the end of the crack. The crack growth rate just slowed dramatically, buying you time to fix it properly. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hyye", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jghu", "id": "c35jghu"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35j5p7", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 45, "name": "t1_c35j5p7"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iv9b", "id": "c35iv9b"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hyye", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 393, "name": "t1_c35hyye"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "[Genghis Khan made the world a better place](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_Khan_and_the_Making_of_the_Modern_World):\n\n* Imposed a set of laws that even the Khan had to obey\n* Allowed religious freedom\n* Forbade torture\n* Valued skill and loyalty over aristocracy and blood line\n* Opened up the borders from isolated countries\n* Enabled commercial and knowledge exchange\n\nHe was not the barbarian that us westerners believed he was. But rather a genious and noble king. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137432.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 52, "author": "LeCaptainInsano", "created_utc": 1323112232.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p><a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_Khan_and_the_Making_of_the_Modern_World\">Genghis Khan made the world a better place</a>:</p>\n\n<ul>\n<li>Imposed a set of laws that even the Khan had to obey</li>\n<li>Allowed religious freedom</li>\n<li>Forbade torture</li>\n<li>Valued skill and loyalty over aristocracy and blood line</li>\n<li>Opened up the borders from isolated countries</li>\n<li>Enabled commercial and knowledge exchange</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>He was not the barbarian that us westerners believed he was. But rather a genious and noble king. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35i962", "id": "c35i962"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i6d1", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 230, "name": "t1_c35i6d1"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Pacman was originally going to be called Puckman, but they changed it because they were afraid of vandals changing the 'P' to an 'F'.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130999.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 393, "author": "shadoxx", "created_utc": 1323105799.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Pacman was originally going to be called Puckman, but they changed it because they were afraid of vandals changing the &#39;P&#39; to an &#39;F&#39;.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Now picturing you as Michael Cera.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133208.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 142, "author": "mute_requiem", "created_utc": 1323108008.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Now picturing you as Michael Cera.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h2do", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jwu2", "id": "c35jwu2"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hfmz", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 717, "name": "t1_c35hfmz"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "\"Oh yeah, you're the Pac-Man guy!\"", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133275.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 56, "author": "crime_and_nunishment", "created_utc": 1323108075.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>&quot;Oh yeah, you&#39;re the Pac-Man guy!&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h2do", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "No, that was some total ass. I was the other guy...", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135762.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 42, "author": "bdubaya", "created_utc": 1323110562.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>No, that was some total ass. I was the other guy...</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hg01", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35k76m", "id": "c35k76m"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hvtm", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 237, "name": "t1_c35hvtm"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ivtk", "id": "c35ivtk"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hg01", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 294, "name": "t1_c35hg01"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "\"Yeah, that's amazing.\"\n\n\"Uhmm... am I dreaming?\"\n\n\"...\"\n\n\"I'll leave you alone forever now.\"\n\n\"Thanks.\"", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136071.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 16, "author": "SimpleRy", "created_utc": 1323110871.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>&quot;Yeah, that&#39;s amazing.&quot;</p>\n\n<p>&quot;Uhmm... am I dreaming?&quot;</p>\n\n<p>&quot;...&quot;</p>\n\n<p>&quot;I&#39;ll leave you alone forever now.&quot;</p>\n\n<p>&quot;Thanks.&quot;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h2do", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ksjz", "id": "c35ksjz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hxt3", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 93, "name": "t1_c35hxt3"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hi46", "id": "c35hi46"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h2do", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1237, "name": "t1_c35h2do"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I always found it fascinating that Saturn's rings are only about 65 feet thick. I'm so used to the idea that everything out in space is on a huge scale, but then you have these giant rings circling a giant planet, but they're only 65 feet thick!", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134087.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 35, "author": "SocialIssuesAhoy", "created_utc": 1323108887.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I always found it fascinating that Saturn&#39;s rings are only about 65 feet thick. I&#39;m so used to the idea that everything out in space is on a huge scale, but then you have these giant rings circling a giant planet, but they&#39;re only 65 feet thick!</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jy6h", "id": "c35jy6h"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hl7a", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 156, "name": "t1_c35hl7a"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "dolphins are the only other mammal(maybe animal, playing it safe here) that are known to attack and sometimes kill other dolphins who exhibit pedophilic tendencies. \n\nTell that to your friend next time he thinks he's so smart for knowing dolphins have sex for fun, lol.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132802.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 19, "author": "brolix", "created_utc": 1323107602.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>dolphins are the only other mammal(maybe animal, playing it safe here) that are known to attack and sometimes kill other dolphins who exhibit pedophilic tendencies. </p>\n\n<p>Tell that to your friend next time he thinks he&#39;s so smart for knowing dolphins have sex for fun, lol.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "There are pedolphins?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323142485.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 0, "author": "colonel_mortimer", "created_utc": 1323117285.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>There are pedolphins?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hd63", "likes": null, "replies": "", "id": "c35j2qj", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 25, "name": "t1_c35j2qj"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jnrz", "id": "c35jnrz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hd63", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 114, "name": "t1_c35hd63"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Two thirds of all of the people who have ever lived to be 65 years old are alive today.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323144171.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 22, "author": "hotlou", "created_utc": 1323118971.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Two thirds of all of the people who have ever lived to be 65 years old are alive today.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kl4r", "id": "c35kl4r"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jdku", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 138, "name": "t1_c35jdku"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Cleopatra lived closer to the present day than she did to the building of the pyramids.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132107.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 332, "author": "jct329", "created_utc": 1323106907.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Cleopatra lived closer to the present day than she did to the building of the pyramids.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "This won't be true forever! Quickly, run and tell everyone you know before it's too late!", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138063.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 68, "author": "verkadeshoksnyder", "created_utc": 1323112863.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>This won&#39;t be true forever! Quickly, run and tell everyone you know before it&#39;s too late!</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h8xr", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35je0j", "id": "c35je0j"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35iaee", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 376, "name": "t1_c35iaee"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ilid", "id": "c35ilid"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h8xr", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1121, "name": "t1_c35h8xr"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The piano composer in Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window is played by Ross Bagdasarian, who would later adopt the stage name Dave Seville and create The Chipmunks.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130285.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 98, "author": "YourMombadil", "created_utc": 1323105085.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The piano composer in Alfred Hitchcock&#39;s Rear Window is played by Ross Bagdasarian, who would later adopt the stage name Dave Seville and create The Chipmunks.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hexo", "id": "c35hexo"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gy5n", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 397, "name": "t1_c35gy5n"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "How to get into a hidden cave in Domboshawa (Zimbabwe), I found it with a friend about 10 years ago. It was amazingly dangerous to get to, Indian Jones type shit (Not part of the regular tourist cave). We took some photos of the painting we found inside and showed them to the head guide of the area. He said he had never seen it before, I believe him as we had to break branches etc to get into a small hole.. \n\nEither way i am probably of 2 people that knows the location of this cave .. I no longer live in this country however. \n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domboshawa\n\nEdit: trying to dig up photos.. Just remember this was time before digital camera's ..\nEdit2: Still trying: http://i.imgur.com/Psd7c.png", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129537.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 300, "author": "xenzor", "created_utc": 1323104337.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>How to get into a hidden cave in Domboshawa (Zimbabwe), I found it with a friend about 10 years ago. It was amazingly dangerous to get to, Indian Jones type shit (Not part of the regular tourist cave). We took some photos of the painting we found inside and showed them to the head guide of the area. He said he had never seen it before, I believe him as we had to break branches etc to get into a small hole.. </p>\n\n<p>Either way i am probably of 2 people that knows the location of this cave .. I no longer live in this country however. </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domboshawa\">http:&#47;&#47;en.wikipedia.org&#47;wiki&#47;Domboshawa</a></p>\n\n<p>Edit: trying to dig up photos.. Just remember this was time before digital camera&#39;s ..\nEdit2: Still trying: <a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/Psd7c.png\">http:&#47;&#47;i.imgur.com&#47;Psd7c.png</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Is \"Indian Jones\" the Bollywood version of \"Indiana Jones\"?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130241.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 502, "author": "erikpurne", "created_utc": 1323105041.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Is &quot;Indian Jones&quot; the Bollywood version of &quot;Indiana Jones&quot;?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gtwb", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Favorite porn title: In Diana Jones. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132353.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 173, "author": "Positive_Advice", "created_utc": 1323107153.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Favorite porn title: In Diana Jones. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gxwg", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "...and the Temple of Poon", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133276.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 78, "author": "TaqMan3", "created_utc": 1323108076.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>...and the Temple of Poon</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hae1", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hx5e", "id": "c35hx5e"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hg0d", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 454, "name": "t1_c35hg0d"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hmnr", "id": "c35hmnr"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hae1", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 704, "name": "t1_c35hae1"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "No, you're thinking of *Hindi Anna Jones*.\n\n*Indian Jones* was that guy who made the motorcycles. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131806.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 361, "author": "Diablo_En_Musica", "created_utc": 1323106606.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>No, you&#39;re thinking of <em>Hindi Anna Jones</em>.</p>\n\n<p><em>Indian Jones</em> was that guy who made the motorcycles. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gxwg", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hc1o", "id": "c35hc1o"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h767", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1213, "name": "t1_c35h767"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h6yz", "id": "c35h6yz"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gxwg", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1551, "name": "t1_c35gxwg"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Can we see the photos? That sounds awesome.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129963.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 20, "author": "dangerz", "created_utc": 1323104763.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Can we see the photos? That sounds awesome.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gtwb", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35htqi", "id": "c35htqi"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gw9p", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 201, "name": "t1_c35gw9p"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Post Pics?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131018.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 4, "author": "mast3rcylind3r", "created_utc": 1323105818.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Post Pics?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gtwb", "likes": null, "replies": "", "id": "c35h2hv", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 60, "name": "t1_c35h2hv"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h0oj", "id": "c35h0oj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gtwb", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 927, "name": "t1_c35gtwb"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Jeff Goldblum owns, or at least used to own, I'm not sure if he still does, a Taco Bell in Boulder, Colorado.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133481.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 2, "author": "JohnnyBeBad17", "created_utc": 1323108281.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Jeff Goldblum owns, or at least used to own, I&#39;m not sure if he still does, a Taco Bell in Boulder, Colorado.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35lg0r", "id": "c35lg0r"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hhed", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 31, "name": "t1_c35hhed"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "You could theoretically create a computer processor completely out of toothpaste, it however would be terrible and huge.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138744.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 0, "author": "ultimation", "created_utc": 1323113544.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>You could theoretically create a computer processor completely out of toothpaste, it however would be terrible and huge.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ktb9", "id": "c35ktb9"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ier2", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 31, "name": "t1_c35ier2"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "From the perspective of a photon they are created and eliminated at the same moment in time, no matter how far they travel in-between. Consider while listening to Rush - Time Stand Still and drinking a fine cognac. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130268.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 138, "author": "Depression-Unlocked", "created_utc": 1323105068.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>From the perspective of a photon they are created and eliminated at the same moment in time, no matter how far they travel in-between. Consider while listening to Rush - Time Stand Still and drinking a fine cognac. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Fun fact: in physics, there's basically a \"gag order\" on discussing anything from the perspective of a photon, because such a frame 'doesn't exist'. There is no time at *c*, and nothing that has mass can attain *c*, so it is considered useless to even perform though-experiments about conditions from a photon's frame-of-reference. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323136447.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 11, "author": "frickindeal", "created_utc": 1323111247.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Fun fact: in physics, there&#39;s basically a &quot;gag order&quot; on discussing anything from the perspective of a photon, because such a frame &#39;doesn&#39;t exist&#39;. There is no time at <em>c</em>, and nothing that has mass can attain <em>c</em>, so it is considered useless to even perform though-experiments about conditions from a photon&#39;s frame-of-reference. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gy1q", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j0to", "id": "c35j0to"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i06i", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 69, "name": "t1_c35i06i"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h4m5", "id": "c35h4m5"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gy1q", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 584, "name": "t1_c35gy1q"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "most women can't touch their elbows and their bellybutton together", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132205.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 25, "author": "dildostickshift", "created_utc": 1323107005.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>most women can&#39;t touch their elbows and their bellybutton together</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35isb7", "id": "c35isb7"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h9i7", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 169, "name": "t1_c35h9i7"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The great bean conspiracy.\n\nCoffee Beans.\n\nCocoa Beans.\n\nVanilla Beans. \n\nNone are beans.\n\nBut Fucking Peanuts.... are.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134866.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 535, "author": "lunyboy", "created_utc": 1323109666.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The great bean conspiracy.</p>\n\n<p>Coffee Beans.</p>\n\n<p>Cocoa Beans.</p>\n\n<p>Vanilla Beans. </p>\n\n<p>None are beans.</p>\n\n<p>But Fucking Peanuts.... are.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Peanuts are actually legumes, in the family Fabaceae (the pea/bean family), so they aren't beans either.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137267.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 90, "author": "porkrolleggncheese", "created_utc": 1323112067.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Peanuts are actually legumes, in the family Fabaceae (the pea&#47;bean family), so they aren&#39;t beans either.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hq2h", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Oh yeah, the classic Fabaceae Sequence of beans.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323141270.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 21, "author": "bobafoote", "created_utc": 1323116070.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Oh yeah, the classic Fabaceae Sequence of beans.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35i5bh", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jzpo", "id": "c35jzpo"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35iv2y", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 141, "name": "t1_c35iv2y"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j3sc", "id": "c35j3sc"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i5bh", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 399, "name": "t1_c35i5bh"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35icn7", "id": "c35icn7"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hq2h", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1489, "name": "t1_c35hq2h"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "After 2604 comments, no-one is going to read this, but Die Hard was originally a sequel to Commando. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137779.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 296, "author": "1gabbo", "created_utc": 1323112579.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>After 2604 comments, no-one is going to read this, but Die Hard was originally a sequel to Commando. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ibtr", "id": "c35ibtr"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i8kq", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1105, "name": "t1_c35i8kq"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The word \"testimony\" is derived from the Greek \"testicle\" because the ancient Greeks used to swear over their genitals, not their hearts.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323145426.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 3, "author": "guitard00d123", "created_utc": 1323120226.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The word &quot;testimony&quot; is derived from the Greek &quot;testicle&quot; because the ancient Greeks used to swear over their genitals, not their hearts.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ke9b", "id": "c35ke9b"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jld5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 58, "name": "t1_c35jld5"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The moon was formed when a mars-sized planet collided with early earth, destroying it completely, merging cores, and ejecting a ring of material which later coalesced into the moon. At that time the new moon was magma, and 15 times closer than it's current position (a giant fireball in the sky). We will never know what Earth MKI was like since it was destroyed in the collision. This is Earth MKII.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132830.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 95, "author": "BruceBanning", "created_utc": 1323107630.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The moon was formed when a mars-sized planet collided with early earth, destroying it completely, merging cores, and ejecting a ring of material which later coalesced into the moon. At that time the new moon was magma, and 15 times closer than it&#39;s current position (a giant fireball in the sky). We will never know what Earth MKI was like since it was destroyed in the collision. This is Earth MKII.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I often wonder how different human culture would be by now if there had been a ring around our planet instead of a moon.. I feel like seeing a ring bridge the sky would have given us some basic scientific principles such as a round earth much earlier in cultural development.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323140457.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 16, "author": "astuckens", "created_utc": 1323115257.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I often wonder how different human culture would be by now if there had been a ring around our planet instead of a moon.. I feel like seeing a ring bridge the sky would have given us some basic scientific principles such as a round earth much earlier in cultural development.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hdcd", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Having rings instead of a moon would probably have changed the fact that there was human evolution. The moon stabilizes Earth's axis which allows for the seasonal changes in predictable patterns. Had the moon not stabilized the Earth's rotational axis the temperature changes may have been too extreme on early life and we might not have existed.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323146171.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 5, "author": "Yondee", "created_utc": 1323120971.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Having rings instead of a moon would probably have changed the fact that there was human evolution. The moon stabilizes Earth&#39;s axis which allows for the seasonal changes in predictable patterns. Had the moon not stabilized the Earth&#39;s rotational axis the temperature changes may have been too extreme on early life and we might not have existed.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35ipus", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35k393", "id": "c35k393"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35jq3s", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 33, "name": "t1_c35jq3s"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jvua", "id": "c35jvua"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ipus", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 93, "name": "t1_c35ipus"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ipid", "id": "c35ipid"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hdcd", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 423, "name": "t1_c35hdcd"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Tim allen used to deal Cocaine.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323129495.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 457, "author": "dakaroni", "created_utc": 1323104295.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Tim allen used to deal Cocaine.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "And took the \"squeal on your team for a lower sentence\" avenue of the Prisoner's Dilemma.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130746.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 56, "author": "D1sco_Ball", "created_utc": 1323105546.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>And took the &quot;squeal on your team for a lower sentence&quot; avenue of the Prisoner&#39;s Dilemma.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gtp8", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h8lv", "id": "c35h8lv"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h0up", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 299, "name": "t1_c35h0up"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h0wp", "id": "c35h0wp"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gtp8", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1330, "name": "t1_c35gtp8"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "If you ever break your eye socket, there's a chance that your eyeball can fallout. Happens a lot in car accidents from all the g force fluctuations. That being said, in the event your eye ball does fallout, but is still attached via your optic nerve, DON'T PANIC! Remain calm, and your eyeball will slowly pull itself back into it's socket. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323140389.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1, "author": "teamramrod456", "created_utc": 1323115189.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>If you ever break your eye socket, there&#39;s a chance that your eyeball can fallout. Happens a lot in car accidents from all the g force fluctuations. That being said, in the event your eye ball does fallout, but is still attached via your optic nerve, DON&#39;T PANIC! Remain calm, and your eyeball will slowly pull itself back into it&#39;s socket. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jqh8", "id": "c35jqh8"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ipfn", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 26, "name": "t1_c35ipfn"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Most people in North Korea aren't aware that man has landed on the moon yet.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323148659.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 0, "author": "sadfly", "created_utc": 1323123459.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Most people in North Korea aren&#39;t aware that man has landed on the moon yet.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35l9lt", "id": "c35l9lt"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35k52i", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 25, "name": "t1_c35k52i"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "That Mother Theresa didnt believe in God when she died. She renounced her faith, and even though she desperately wanted to believe in God, she no longer could.\n\n\"Where is my faith?\" she wrote. \"Even deep down\u2026 there is nothing but emptiness and darkness... If there be God \u2014 please forgive me.\"\n\n\"Such deep longing for God\u2026 Repulsed, empty, no faith, no love, no zeal,\" she said.\n\n\"What do I labor for?\" she asked in one letter. \"If there be no God, there can be no soul. If there be no soul then, Jesus, You also are not true.\"\n\nhttp://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/23/eveningnews/main3199062.shtml", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137715.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 78, "author": "Diazigy", "created_utc": 1323112515.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>That Mother Theresa didnt believe in God when she died. She renounced her faith, and even though she desperately wanted to believe in God, she no longer could.</p>\n\n<p>&quot;Where is my faith?&quot; she wrote. &quot;Even deep down\u2026 there is nothing but emptiness and darkness... If there be God \u2014 please forgive me.&quot;</p>\n\n<p>&quot;Such deep longing for God\u2026 Repulsed, empty, no faith, no love, no zeal,&quot; she said.</p>\n\n<p>&quot;What do I labor for?&quot; she asked in one letter. &quot;If there be no God, there can be no soul. If there be no soul then, Jesus, You also are not true.&quot;</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/23/eveningnews/main3199062.shtml\">http:&#47;&#47;www.cbsnews.com&#47;stories&#47;2007&#47;08&#47;23&#47;eveningnews&#47;main3199062.shtml</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35jhjs", "id": "c35jhjs"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i85s", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 325, "name": "t1_c35i85s"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "[That sea otters hold hands when asleep to stop them from drifting apart.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323132700.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 23, "author": "officeface", "created_utc": 1323107500.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno\">That sea otters hold hands when asleep to stop them from drifting apart.</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ixfp", "id": "c35ixfp"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hcin", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 145, "name": "t1_c35hcin"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "'Ohio' is the only U.S state to not share any letters with the word 'mackerel'", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323137234.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 29, "author": "Moofies", "created_utc": 1323112034.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>&#39;Ohio&#39; is the only U.S state to not share any letters with the word &#39;mackerel&#39;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35k3iw", "id": "c35k3iw"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35i543", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 208, "name": "t1_c35i543"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I know that at one point you, rezyn, were the youngest person in the world. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323124859.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 360, "author": "drtide4", "created_utc": 1323099659.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I know that at one point you, rezyn, were the youngest person in the world. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "rezyn is Baby Diego?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131726.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 82, "author": "s_s", "created_utc": 1323106526.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>rezyn is Baby Diego?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35g5o2", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Baby Diego. I mean, come on, the guy's a wanker.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323133784.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 45, "author": "i-am-the-duck", "created_utc": 1323108584.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Baby Diego. I mean, come on, the guy&#39;s a wanker.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35h6r6", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "but he was the youngest wanker on earth.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323135104.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 17, "author": "majinjohnny", "created_utc": 1323109904.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>but he was the youngest wanker on earth.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hjaj", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hyru", "id": "c35hyru"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hrk5", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 109, "name": "t1_c35hrk5"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hjaj", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 304, "name": "t1_c35hjaj"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hnud", "id": "c35hnud"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h6r6", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 562, "name": "t1_c35h6r6"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Kinf of like when you sign up for a new account in a forum. \"Welcome to our newest member, Claclink.\" I get to feel special for about 30 seconds.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130691.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 17, "author": "Claclink", "created_utc": 1323105491.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Kinf of like when you sign up for a new account in a forum. &quot;Welcome to our newest member, Claclink.&quot; I get to feel special for about 30 seconds.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35g5o2", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hjlt", "id": "c35hjlt"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h0ia", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 96, "name": "t1_c35h0ia"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "That just messed with my mind.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130560.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 33, "author": "LibraryDrone", "created_utc": 1323105360.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>That just messed with my mind.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35g5o2", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hb2e", "id": "c35hb2e"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gzrt", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 166, "name": "t1_c35gzrt"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hnj0", "id": "c35hnj0"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35g5o2", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1086, "name": "t1_c35g5o2"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Potatoes have more Vitamin C than an Orange and more Potassium than a Banana.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323134966.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 95, "author": "glitke", "created_utc": 1323109766.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Potatoes have more Vitamin C than an Orange and more Potassium than a Banana.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "According to wikipedia, [a potato has 20 mg of vitamin C](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#Nutrition) and [an orange has 45 mg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_%28fruit%29#Nutritional_value). \n\nYou're right about the potassium being greater than that of a banana, but wrong about the vitamin C.\n\n\n", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323140701.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 4, "author": "MadeOfStarStuff", "created_utc": 1323115501.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>According to wikipedia, <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#Nutrition\">a potato has 20 mg of vitamin C</a> and <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_%28fruit%29#Nutritional_value\">an orange has 45 mg</a>. </p>\n\n<p>You&#39;re right about the potassium being greater than that of a banana, but wrong about the vitamin C.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hqqf", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "He said potatoes.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323149662.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1, "author": "ReallyLongLake", "created_utc": 1323124462.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>He said potatoes.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35ire6", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kgp2", "id": "c35kgp2"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35kb3o", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 25, "name": "t1_c35kb3o"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35lkmj", "id": "c35lkmj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ire6", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 56, "name": "t1_c35ire6"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Yet ~~\"Honey I Shrunk the Kids\"~~ \"Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves\" will still always tell me that bananas are an excellent source of potassium. \n\nEDIT: Thank you to whatdoyouwantmetosay for the clarification. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323138871.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 7, "author": "acman319", "created_utc": 1323113671.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Yet <del>&quot;Honey I Shrunk the Kids&quot;</del> &quot;Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves&quot; will still always tell me that bananas are an excellent source of potassium. </p>\n\n<p>EDIT: Thank you to whatdoyouwantmetosay for the clarification. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35hqqf", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35kr3u", "id": "c35kr3u"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35ifkc", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 80, "name": "t1_c35ifkc"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35iwpj", "id": "c35iwpj"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35hqqf", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 375, "name": "t1_c35hqqf"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "Gandhi was a bit of a creep. [He would sleep naked with young girls](http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/thrill-of-the-chaste-the-truth-about-gandhis-sex-life-1937411.html)", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323125633.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 912, "author": "farmersam", "created_utc": 1323100433.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Gandhi was a bit of a creep. <a href=\"http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/thrill-of-the-chaste-the-truth-about-gandhis-sex-life-1937411.html\">He would sleep naked with young girls</a></p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t3_n1657", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "I knew it. No wonder he's always trying to nuke me in Civ.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131451.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 160, "author": "BaconCat", "created_utc": 1323106251.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I knew it. No wonder he&#39;s always trying to nuke me in Civ.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35g9g2", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hkhv", "id": "c35hkhv"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h529", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 836, "name": "t1_c35h529"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "in order to test his self control", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323128335.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 646, "author": "jAke48700", "created_utc": 1323103135.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>in order to test his self control</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35g9g2", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "That's why I do it too.\n\nI fail every time.", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323128951.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1960, "author": "candre23", "created_utc": 1323103751.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>That&#39;s why I do it too.</p>\n\n<p>I fail every time.</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gn7o", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "&#3232;\\_&#3232;\n", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323130420.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 1556, "author": "youre_on_a_list_now", "created_utc": 1323105220.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>&#3232;_&#3232;</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gqlt", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "...Santa?", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323140239.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 10, "author": "silent_p", "created_utc": 1323115039.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>...Santa?</p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gyzm", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35ltnm", "id": "c35ltnm"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35iofr", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 73, "name": "t1_c35iofr"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35j14e", "id": "c35j14e"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gyzm", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 3137, "name": "t1_c35gyzm"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h252", "id": "c35h252"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gqlt", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 3689, "name": "t1_c35gqlt"}}, {"kind": "t1", "data": {"body": "The implication there is that if he didn't have self control he'd rape them...so yes that's still completely fucking creepy. \"I don't rape young girls\" isn't something to congratulate yourself about. ", "subreddit_id": "t5_2qh1i", "author_flair_css_class": null, "created": 1323131714.0, "author_flair_text": null, "downs": 115, "author": "gerwalking", "created_utc": 1323106514.0, "body_html": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The implication there is that if he didn&#39;t have self control he&#39;d rape them...so yes that&#39;s still completely fucking creepy. &quot;I don&#39;t rape young girls&quot; isn&#39;t something to congratulate yourself about. </p>\n</div>", "levenshtein": null, "link_id": "t3_n1657", "parent_id": "t1_c35gn7o", "likes": null, "replies": {"kind": "Listing", "data": {"modhash": "", "children": [{"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35hx9y", "id": "c35hx9y"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35h6ou", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 605, "name": "t1_c35h6ou"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35gp4f", "id": "c35gp4f"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35gn7o", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 1724, "name": "t1_c35gn7o"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35h0xp", "id": "c35h0xp"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}, "id": "c35g9g2", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "ups": 2088, "name": "t1_c35g9g2"}}, {"kind": "more", "data": {"name": "t1_c35icrt", "id": "c35icrt"}}], "after": null, "before": null}}]