A young woman stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 27th of November, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was fifthteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name. 

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Enter Name.
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*image of bubble above the young woman be filled with the word "Lady Shmexy Pants"*

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Try Again
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*enters "placeholder"*

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Examine Room
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Your name is "place holder" as was previously mentioned. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do? 

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Quickly retrieve TABLET AND STYLUS from closet
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Your TABLET is in your chest you Shmexy Pants.

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Remove SKITTY DOLL from chest
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Out of sympathy for Teya's non-hinted lack of arms, you pick up the SKITTY DOLL and place it on her BED.

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Teya: Quickly Retrieve tablet and stylus from chest.
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You retrieve your DRAWING TABLET AND STYLUS from the chest. You use this for LARGELY AMUSING COMICS. You STORE it in your POCKETS. You have no idea how that actually fits though.

There are other itmes in the chest.

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Teya: Examine contents of chest.
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In here you keep an array of amusing and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED ARTIST. 

You are not this.
 
Among the ARTIFACTS are (1) DRAWING TABLET & STYLUS [CURRENTLY STORED IN YOUR POCKET], ONE (1) ARTISTE'S PALLETTE, ONE (1) CLASSICAL BERET, ONE (1) RUBBER DAGGER, SEVERAL (~) BOTTLES OF PAINT IN ASSORTED COLORS, SEVERAL (~) FAKE BLOOD CAPSULES and ONE (1) COPY OF GENERAL PICASSO'S BORING TEXT OF ARTISTIC FAGGOTRY AND USELESS INFORMATION.

Some of this stuff may come in handy at some point in the future. For now, you decide to just take the PAINT BOTTLES.

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Teya: Store paint bottles
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