Never tell your password to anyone.
Uber: LOL
wootz: fucking random events ruining my botting
Uber: stop
Uber: botting
Uber: now
Uber: random events
Uber: mean
Uber: they suspect you're botting
wootz: wtf
wootz: srs?
Uber: you're using public scripts bro
Uber: runescape has the scripts
Uber: they run them
Uber: see the exact path of the botters
Uber: send mods out
Uber: they check paths
Uber: and shit
Uber: its like at karijama
Uber: the fishing place
Uber: EVERYONE going in the same place
Uber: running in the same line
Uber: you need to learn java and code your own script
Uber: dont get banned
Uber: or buy a private one like i did in grade 8
Uber: spent $10 on a bot
Uber: made around $500 in profit
Uber: from selling items at school
Uber: :D
Uber: never got a ban
Uber: but its outdated now, was made for runescape 2 beta lol
Uber: How many random events
Uber: have you had
wootz: 3
Uber: in what period of time
wootz: like
wootz: 4 hours
Uber: hmmm
Uber: botting for 4 hours straight?
Uber: That's dumb
wootz: no
wootz: i did different stuff
wootz: like
wootz: fighter for 40 minutes
wootz: then
Uber: take it from a guy who botted before, don't bot on the same skill for more than 2 hours
wootz: woodcutting
Uber: or its bait as fuck and you'll get banned
Uber: get someone to code you a bot script that changes activites
Uber: every 1 and a half to two hours
Uber: omg if i knew more java i'd do it
wootz: well
wootz: idk any java
wootz: but
wootz: im taking AP computer programming next year
Uber: you need one of the rarest botting scripts
Uber: out there
wootz: and
Uber: that has chat randomizers
Uber: and skill ones too
wootz: the language we are supposed to learn is java
Uber: it says random things in chat at random times
Uber: and nice
wootz: yea
wootz: =i hope i dont get banned
wootz: well
Uber: It doesn't take a course to learn
wootz: what i was doing was
Uber: after the course
Uber: you look into runescape java
wootz: yea
wootz: i was doing this
wootz: botting varrack guards
wootz: until my inventory was full of grapes
wootz: ~ 15 minutes
Uber: ok
wootz: then go to GE myself
wootz: and sell them
Uber: Do you stay at the computer while you bot
wootz: yea
wootz: i was reading a book in front of it
Uber: good
wootz: lol
Uber: dont leave your pc on botting for more than 30-1hour alone
wootz: i just came back, some kid hit my car parked out side
Uber: wow
wootz: surprisingly no damage
wootz: so im like
wootz: w/e you can leave
Uber: i wouldve kicked the fuck out of him
wootz: no damage
Uber: lol
wootz: nah
Uber: oyea
wootz: i know him
wootz: from school
wootz: i was like
Uber: ddos him
wootz: w/e theres no damage, just forget about it
wootz: LOL
Uber: shouldve flipped
Uber: then got in his face
Uber: and said
Uber: DO YOU WANNA GET FUCKING DEVNULLED
Uber: scream it as LOUD as possible
Uber: in his face
Uber: the louder the better
Uber: he would trip out
Uber: hard
wootz: k
wootz: "Players gaining experience will have a higher chance of getting a Random Event. In fact it has been shown that Random Events are entirely predictable, and will occur after a certain amount of experience is gained within a certain period of time."
Uber: HAHAHAAH
Uber: BULLLLSLHIT
wootz: well
wootz: its kidna true
wootz: thats one of the things they detect
wootz: super experience
Uber: runescape random events catch botters
Uber: look that up
Uber: look @ first result
Uber: runescape random events catch botters
Uber: oops
Uber: wrong copy paste
Uber: However there are still some places that are swarmed with them. Random events are suppose to catch bots, but they do not always work.
wootz: i cant google :(
wootz: 3g
Uber: D:
wootz: ohthis is fucking cool
wootz: my runescape password was changed
wootz: fml
wootz: im using epic bot
Uber: fuck
wootz: inb4 keylogger
Uber: you're going to get hacked
Uber: botting on an account with 17m
Uber: not fuckin smart
wootz: what also sucks is
wootz: i have memeber ship
wootz: reoccuringly charging
wootz: FUCK
Uber: Uh, yeah
Uber: stop.
Uber: Check google:
wootz: i cant google
wootz: https
Uber: Dont use EpicBot. You might just have a keylogger...
Uber: first result
Uber: people keep saying
Uber: yeah they changed my pass
Uber: took items
wootz: oh nvm
wootz: i typed my email in wrong
wootz: and yea
wootz: im gonan create a new account
wootz: amnd put all my money on there
wootz: then
wootz: put a bank pin
Uber: er
Uber: if you're ratted or keylogged
Uber: won't matter
Uber: :V
wootz: i was using epic bot free scripts
Uber: lol
wootz: well
Uber: when i used free scripts
Uber: i used
Uber: uh
Uber: wtf was it called
wootz: rsbots?
wootz: well the thing is
wootz: epic bot is an exe
Uber: rsbot
Uber: yes
Uber: so is rsbot
Uber: but i never got hacked by it
Uber: i'll install rs not
Uber: now
Uber: wanna train with me
wootz: sure
wootz: but
wootz: i cant voice chat
wootz: right now at leats
wootz: fucking 3g
wootz: its horrible
Uber: use neighbours
Uber: nigga
wootz: they have it off
Uber: lol
Uber: any uh
wootz: and they are the only ones with wifi
Uber: neighbours have a WEP key
Uber: o
wootz: yea them
wootz: but
wootz: they have a timer on it
Uber: did you bruteforce it
Uber: :V
wootz: because their daughter is a whore
wootz: i used aircrack
Uber: you using a desktop
Uber: or
Uber: lappytawp
wootz: desktop
wootz: i dont have a laptop
Uber: oh
Uber: :<
Uber: Find someone's house to go to
Uber: Bring your PC.
Uber: You must have a good friend or two
wootz: lol
wootz: duh
wootz: but
wootz: that would be rude
Uber: I was at my friend's the entire spring break smoking and gaming
Uber: nah
Uber: find a gamer friend
Uber: nigga
wootz: the neighbors should go on at 4:30
wootz: like every day
Uber: it's 5
wootz: so
Uber: now
wootz: different timezones
wootz: its 4 here
Uber: true
Uber: so in 20 min
wootz: ill give it 20 minuets
wootz: yea
wootz: if it doesnt
wootz: fuck it
Uber: go knock on their door
wootz: i lag really hard on rs lol
Uber: say u have their ip
Uber: and youll put their daughters pics on fb
wootz: LOL
Uber: if they dun turn it on
Uber: they'll do it
Uber: say she sent u them too
Uber: say youll post her nudes on sethhack
Uber: or something
Uber: they will submit to your demands
wootz: lol
wootz: banned form sethhack
wootz: and no
wootz: thats rtude
Uber: lol
wootz: im getting a wifi reciever
wootz: that has a 2 mile radius
Uber: o.o
wootz: i garruntee there is other wifies
wootz: because
wootz: in a 2 mile radius
Uber: lol stealing wifi from 2 miles away
wootz: there is like 20,000 here
wootz: 20,000 people
Uber: crack a 100mbit connection
Uber: lol
wootz: YES
Uber: actually
Uber: crack all wep connections
wootz: there is a guy down the blovk
Uber: try to login to 192.168.1.1
Uber: on all
Uber: then install a shell on the router
Uber: you now have your own personal botnet
Uber: :D
wootz: LOL
wootz: omg thats perfect
Uber: yeah
Uber: if you can get like
wootz: the avertage internet speed around here is 20 megs
Uber: 10-15 connections
wootz: holy fuck
Uber: thats like
Uber: almost a gig
wootz: no
wootz: i dont thin ka gig
wootz: for a gig
Uber: oh
wootz: that would be like
wootz: 50 connections
Uber: 20mbps
wootz: yea
Uber: still not bet
Uber: bad
wootz: 10 connections would be devnull
Uber: 6 slot
wootz: one sec
wootz: yea 6 slot
wootz: i need to find out how many houses are in a 2 mile radius
wootz: figure half of them have WEP
wootz: that would be like
Uber: you in a suburban area
Uber: or
Uber: urban
wootz: yea
wootz: suburb
Uber: Also, most will be WPA2-PSK
wootz: depends
wootz: im guessing
wootz: since there is like
wootz: 20k people in 2 miles
wootz: i can get like
wootz: 300-400 WEP conenctions
wootz: times the average
wootz: 20 megs
Uber: lol
Uber: take down twitter
Uber: with your neighbourhoods internet
wootz: 8 gigs
Uber: lol
Uber: devnull special x 8
wootz: everyone would be like
wootz: HOLY FUCK ELMHURST, IL IS DDOSING US
Uber: LOL
wootz: i should ddos the school with it
wootz: and the school would be like
wootz: WHY IS EVERYONE IN OUR TOWN DDOSING US
Uber: You live near lake st?
wootz: ddos fbi.gov
wootz: yes
Uber: 60301
Uber: near that zip
wootz: lake street is about a mile away
wootz: no
wootz: 60126
Uber: close enough
Uber: lol
wootz: ddos fbi.gov, they quarrantine elmhurst
Uber: lol
Uber: swat surround your house
Uber: say
Uber: IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER
Uber: INDIA GOES DOWN
Uber: get indias ip
wootz: lol
Uber: then buy a laptop
Uber: go around your area
Uber: crack weps while you walk around
wootz: LOL
Uber: and just shell your neighbourhood
wootz: my whole town
wootz: 43,000 people
wootz: i have a netbook btw
wootz: i should do that
wootz: make a botnet out of elmhurst
wootz: then move to the next town
wootz: villa park
wootz: then the next town
wootz: lombard
wootz: >:D
Uber: then after that
Uber: move to the next state
wootz: SHELL ALL OF AMERICA
Uber: whitehouse
wootz: MAKE A 4000 TERABIT BOTNET
wootz: :O
Uber: ddos earth
wootz: ddos earth
wootz: lOL
Uber: ddos facepunch
wootz: ddos twitter, facebook, faceounch, all .govs, 4chan, linkdn, wikipedia
wootz: ddos the internet
Uber: lol
wootz: i am probably going to do this btw
wootz: crac ka bunch of wifis
wootz: at least enough to get a gig
Uber: when i get sent to jail for trying to smuggle weed in the us
Uber: maybe ill go to the same jail as you
Uber: then we can chill
wootz: cool
wootz: yes
Uber: and smuggle weed in through our bumholes
Uber: :D
wootz: no
wootz: we cut open our bodies
wootz: and store it in our legs and arms
wootz: then cut it open again'
Uber: good idea
wootz: and take it out
wootz: just like blood diamonds
wootz: blood nugs
Uber: LOL
Uber: cops are searching you
Uber: they feel a dimebag under your arm
Uber: they are like
Uber: sir
Uber: please remove your skin
wootz: shell the entire planet
wootz: ddos aliens
Uber: buy me member
Uber: D:
wootz: nou
Uber: yes
wootz: i cant afford it
Uber: do it nignogger
wootz: foreverunemployed.jpg
Uber: lol
Uber: ill ask stan
Uber: HE WILL DO IT
wootz: he spent all of his money on weed
Uber: lol
Uber: did he really
Uber: LOL
wootz: yes
Uber: how much weed
wootz: 450 grams per second
Uber: pro
Uber: also
Uber: i just asked my mom
Uber: hey can i buy a runescape membership
Uber: she was like
Uber: *laughs* fucking nerd
Uber: :<
wootz: lol call her a slut
Uber: i called her a nigger
wootz: oh your stepmom?
Uber: no
Uber: my mom
wootz: say this:
wootz: "well at least im not so bad of a wifi and slut that my huisban had to run off and marr ya nigger"
Uber: lol
Uber: she ran off
Uber: not him
Uber: she was like to my dad
Uber: fuck yo shit nigga
Uber: then left
wootz: tell her shes a whore
wootz: a gold digger
Uber: she'll get mad
wootz: the nsay
wootz: "U MAD!?!"
Uber: she'll grab a katana
Uber: put my dick on
Uber: a cutting board
Uber: then raise the katana above her head
wootz: wow
Uber: and gracefully bring it down
Uber: onto the cutting board
wootz: aboose
Uber: yeah
Uber: if she ever gets mad at me
Uber: and does something
Uber: ill sayt
Uber: say
Uber: admin abuse
Uber: no
Uber: ill say it to my princial
Uber: principal
Uber: when she gives me a detention
wootz: lol
Uber: ill say
Uber: admin abuse
Uber: lol
wootz: i got a detention
Uber: i have thousands
wootz: its on tuesday
wootz: skipping gym for  a week
Uber: lets see
Uber: for skipping
Uber: selling weed - 1 day suspension and 14 detentions
Uber: skipping i have a few weeks
wootz: wow
wootz: you get more than one detention for things
wootz: bullshit
wootz: skip them
wootz: get suspensions
Uber: i do
wootz: NO SCHOOL>
Uber: i remember
Uber: i skipped 3 or 4 detentions
Uber: got called to the office
Uber: was given an extra detention
Uber: i was like
Uber: lol.
wootz: >skip 4 detentions
wootz: >only have to serve one for skipping 4
Uber: so how much do grapes sell for
Uber: at the ge
Uber: nigga
Uber: lol
Uber: MY WC IS ABOUT TO LEVEL
Uber: OMG
wootz: 3.5k each
wootz: igot cuaght on a random event
wootz: for 4hours last night
wootz: omg
wootz: gonan get banned
wootz: i need to move my money over
Uber is now Away.
Uber is now Online.
Uber: how u know
Uber: ur gonna get
Uber: banned
wootz: i woke up
wootz: and
wootz: i was on a random event
wootz: FUCK
wootz: ant the time said like
Uber: lol
wootz: 2:30
Uber: move your shit
Uber: fast
wootz: so it was more like 6 hours
Uber: like
Uber: really fast.
wootz: our conversations are usually pretty fucked up: http://puu.sh/ldlM
Uber: lol
wootz: reminds me
wootz: there is a guy
wootz: down the block
wootz: he works for cisco
wootz: he has a gig conenction
wootz: he connects straight to ciscos servers
wootz: and then to the internet
wootz: im gonna use his
wootz: i might have to ask
wootz: i garruntee its WPA
wootz: and  download games and shit
wootz: so i was just texting my gf
wootz: and of course
wootz: i got a bj yesdterday
wootz: and what she just teted me
wootz: shes like
wootz: "your jizz tastes alot better than it did the first time"
wootz: im like
wootz: LOL
Uber: lol
wootz: probably because
wootz: ive been taking vitamin C
Uber: tell her it's your secret herbs and spices
wootz: lol
wootz: one sec
wootz: i gotta type this out
wootz: i sent her soemthing liek half an hour ago, and she respiond hularious
Uber: wat
wootz: one sec
wootz: the text is really long so im emailing it to myself from m y phone them copy pasting
wootz: i sent her this: I'm gonna rock your fucking world tomorrow. I'm gonna stick my hand right down 
your pants and rub around your clit and grab the back of your head and kiss 
you. Then throw you down and rip off your fucking shirt and suck your fucking tits. Then 
slowly take your pants off and lick your clitoris. Then I'll get up and stick my cock right down your fucking throat and 
when you are dripping wet I'll stick that thing right up your hot juicy tight pussy.
wootz: then she responded with
wootz: "that made me really wet"
wootz: lol
Uber: lol
Uber: tell her to come fuck you
wootz: shes busy today
wootz: but tomorrw