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Bumping and submitting OC. Ghotl Hogan

How do you like Cheerful Vegetable Man?

Add A European immigrant

Billy Mays

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an wizard and spoopy scaryton

the twins

I don't know what I was thinking with this one.

>>5517881

please use this version instead

There is autism happening. I have to rehost some characters here. Bear with me.

We have only one female contender.

add dbz ralphie

>>5517912 (You)

Radical, that sounds fun.

>>5517919 (You)

I have no friends, not even girl ones…

>>5517929 (You)

Good idea. That way nobody will be offended if I remove their own character! Opposite man is only in one strip anyways.

Anyways, here is our full lineup. Place your bets now! May the odds be ever in your favor.

Ralphie is getting early hits in. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize skeletons do not have noses.

Fairly uneventful

Billy Mays draws first blood. RIP Rodney. I am becoming a terrorist.

Also uneventful

Bamboozle Soldier has killed himself before leaving the starting area. Well done.

The Hot Dog man has become a sadist. The Merchant and Nazi narrowly escape death at the unfortunate cost of the Pedophile's life. In other news, Wizard is a homosex.

>German Citizen receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Thus ends the first day. We honor the lives of those fallen. RIP Bamboozle S, Rodney, and Pedophile.

As the run drops over the horizon, the tributes withdraw from the action. Characteristically, the constable passes out from exhaustion. He isn't accustomed to the physical exertion associated with these games. His days may be numbered.

The Friendly Merchant destroys Ralphie's supplies. Possibly to resell them at exorbitant prices. $30 a supplies?

I made the mistake of setting Billy Mays as female.

Vegetable Man is killed by the twins. Neo Nazi plans to construct a burning cross.

Dude Fiery has discovered a river. While this may be a valuable resource, the waters may quench his flame. This is a dangerous obstacle. Scaryton acts spooky. This may spell the end of Ralphie Soldier.

The Lazy Constable tries to avoid contact. He motions to lay completely still.

Day 2 is over and the arena is lonelier. RIP Vegetable Man.

The night brings no solace as Merchant and Ralphie Soldier commit suicide together. They failed to realize that this tactic only works when they are the final two. The games continue without much of a hitch.

The bloodshed continues. Scaryton disembowels the Nazi. The Aryan is no match for the pure white bones of the Scaryton. The German Citizen employs chemical warfare. I may not survive the night.

The Maniac Billy Mays meets his maker.

Bamboozle performs his own ruse. Hot Dog Man receives a shipment of raw hot dogs from Hebrew National. Thank you!

The end of Wizard. Hogan is on the prowl. Seeking revenge on Gemini.

Bamboozle's wife betrays his best friend. This may end in an argument.

The sadist Hot Dog Man drowns the murderous Scaryton. Neither surviving would have been preferable. Desu eats a scorpion. This may be his end.

As does Gemini.

Today was absolute bloodshed. Nearly half the contestants were offed in a single day. Rest in peace to Friendly Merchant, Ralphie Soldier, Neo Nazi, Me, Billy Mays, Dude Fiery, Wizard, Ralphie, Scaryton, Desu and Gemini.

Gregory has fallen. It appears that Bamboozle has been forgiven and Lazy Constable is joining him.

Bamboozle's Wife kills Buffalo Soldier. Just as Bamboozle leaves his new companion to check the feast, he is stricken by a crazed refugee. The Constable waits for his return, only to realize that his own sloth resulted in the death of his only friend.

Some kind soul takes pity on the constable. The German Citizen picks flowers, perhaps learning from the wizard's death what flowers are toxic?

The Final six contenders. We honor the deaths of our fallen tributes. RIP Gregory, Buffalo Soldier and Bamboozle :'(

The Constable sees DBZ Ralphie's camp, but is too heartbroken over his companion's death to investigate. In a blind rage, Hogan stumbles into the ice, never to surface. Ironically, his target, Gemini, was already dead by his own stupidity.

The German makes a grave mistake. Unfortunately for the Constable, DBZ Ralphie investigates his camp first. Being an honorable Saiyan, the man is spared.

The final five. May Hogan rest in peace.

The Constable, feeling empowered by his need to avenge Bamboozle's death, ventures into the arena. He smells a horrid stench and hears a whip cracking. He follows the sound, the flame from his molotov lighting the night sky. He sees him. The Hot Dog Sadist. He hurls the molotov, engulfing the deranged murderer ablaze. "MY HOT DOGS!" the lunatic screams as he hears them sizzling. Shortly after, the Sadist nothing more than a burned corpse. The constable bends over to take a perfectly grilled hot dog from the floor. He wolfs it down hungrily. The gods are appeased.

>>5518272

BASED CONSTABLE

BASED

>>5518272

Damn, I was not ready for today.

DBZ Ralphie, attempting to escape the enraged wife, stumbles across the Constable, now in a frenzy. He hurls another molotov at the Saiyan just as Bamboozle's wife turns the corner. The flames release all of the Saiyan's pent up energy immediately vaporizing the two contestants. The constable emerges from the burning woods, a bandolier of molotovs strapped to his chest. He now searches for the true threat to America. Immigration.

>>5518272

In one day, the Constable has gone from the only surviving tribute with no kills to the tribute with the most kills in the entirety of the game. He is prepared to end the Terrorist scum once and for all. It is a true battle of the greats. Fan Favorite vs. Dubs. RIP Hot Dog Man, Wife and DBZ Ralphie.

>>5518318

THE BEAST IS LOOSE!

Winrar.

Here are the placements :^)

>>5518380

Jeff Goldblum

Oldie, but a goodie

>>5518389

Got my new guy ready, hopefully he will do better than Cheerful Vegetable Man.

Old Pervert, you better impress.