As you may know me, I'm the biggest neckbeard on this site. I'm writing this from your The Only Proper Operating System, also known as M$ Windows NT 6.1, because your shitty program called 'osu!' won't run on my glorious Gentoo GNU/Linux.
Why? Because "I won't release a client for Linux because of security reasons" you said, just like any jewish faggot looking for an excuse would.
I hope you're happy with all your Apple Inc.'s homosex hardware, paying up to 5 times more for the same hardware, also remember that in Apple's assembly factories there are at least 5000 noted suicides, while such a giant like IBM has none. Don't your soul bleed? All these suicides are your fault because you support one of the worst companies known to the humanity. All you pay for when it comes to Apple is a fucking ricer case. Are you proud of supporting suicides? If you want a laptop get an IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad t60/61/x60/61 or just newer X220t and some crap like that, uh, unless you're a homosexual.

Fun fact: did you know that hardware in Apple's devices are Foxconn's job?

By supporting blobes like Gay OS X you support proprietary software, something that utopian society (in which I live) cannot handle because of this lack of source code.
I understand if you released 'osu!' without a free license and just a source code, but why closed source? Is your programming that shitty? Probably yes by looking at your picture of a workstation, god that shitty formatting. Who the fuck uses
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}

instead of {
} ?

Fun fact 2: did you know that only side-programmers (kinda like newbies) use the former?

If there's like 100000 lines it may even make compilation longer for good minutes and increase the size (even in megabytes - depends on the programming language/compiler). and this is just a one example. I'd puke at your code, you know what, it's better for us if you won't release it at all. Do you really think that some game with one of the worst communites in the world have a future? Only one game can compete - Garry's Mod - 10 years old vs. 14 years old weeaboos. Are you proud? I'd be full of shame if I wouldn't do anything about it, I'd just remove the whole site and pretended my game never happened. It's really sad looking at your game's community being on such a low level, why won't you do anything with it? Not that I care, I piss at your game honestly, it's just that I like to play it sometimes.

Fun fuct 3: did you know that peppy really is a gay? He learned Japanese just because some other faggot from Japan wanted to meet him. True story.
Fun fuct 4: did you know that post will probably be removed in some minutes, and even if it does I will spam it? (and no, removing my account and blocking my host/IP address won't help you, I'm bigger than some protocols.)
Fun fact 5: did you know if this post stays on the site weeaboos will eat me for talking bad about Japan?

So, peppy, why won't you release a source code, even if your programming is shitty? Get a brain, help us making an utopia, and release 'osu!' under GPL, don't support retarded kiddies, they should be on gaia online or riding tricycles, not getting in the way.

Request to almighty moderators: please, don't remove this thread and let the peppy read it.

Request to everyone reading this: It is not supposed to offend anyone, look objectively, It just states the true with some humor. If you're offended - deal with it and go back to your mommy.

Go cry to your mommy

10/10 thread.

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Gave me the laugh of the day OP, thank you.

I'll also take the bait and reply that must be autistic to not realize that a controlled and fair online scoring system would be almost impossible with the source open.

Go cry to your mommy

Obviously Apple user

It is possible. Stop lying to people.

Try learning to read, the word 'almost' is there.